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Travel / Re: Lagos, Oando Take Delivery Of First Electric Buses In Nigeria by syntekelite(m): 12:41pm On Apr 28, 2023
Throwback:
This is the state one fellow wanted to govern without any serious work experience.


He is an influencer on twitter now, meaning an influencer of fake and bad news.๐Ÿ˜
Travel / Re: Lagos, Oando Take Delivery Of First Electric Buses In Nigeria by syntekelite(m): 12:40pm On Apr 28, 2023
NOC1:


Some places in Lagos do have over 18hrs power supply.

Even 24hours dey self...moreover for people asking where to charge it.. it will be a specially built charging station which will definitely be solar/hydro/ipp powered no need to connect to the national grid..this stations will definitely be spread across diff transit points of whatever route the buses will be plying..
Crime / Re: Omolara James: Eddy Ebube Bebex Arraigned In Court For Alleged Indecent Assault. by syntekelite(m): 12:35pm On Apr 28, 2023
Said it earlier when some peeps dey shout sey hin get connect and even IG no fit touch am.. mehn ignorance na disease... Hin get luck sey no be ilesanmi girl hin wan touch hin breast.. olosan and ladipo for don close by now...
Person wey get skill for benzo reworking,hin no fit aspire to better pass exhibit na rape hin wan add to hin skill..

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Crime / Re: Lagos CP Orders Area Commander To Take Over Case Of Alleged Assault. by syntekelite(m): 10:54am On Apr 24, 2023
Otunbakayce:
I just hope Bebex won't get himself bleeped up because of this ugly street hoe.
Anyways bebex is a rugged Igbo OG with plenty of money and connect. He will settle it even if IGP is interested in the case.
Only people who don't stay in mushin or ladipo won't know who bebex is.

Until him try am with the wrong girl with the right connect na then you go know sey mushin na hell fire...the lady he tried it with na normal chick na why she go station.. mke hin try am with street.... Hin village no go far for am to use leg waka...
Crime / Re: Lagos CP Orders Area Commander To Take Over Case Of Alleged Assault. by syntekelite(m): 10:50am On Apr 24, 2023
ChizzyBuna:
What do you expect??

What the hell do u expect??

A known Druglord will soon be delcared president.
And you expect thieves, armed robbers,tyrants to not come out in full colors??

If a Druglord can be president
That is enough motivation for tyrants to do anyhow. After all their man is presido

Vote wise people, una dey do tribalism
Make una suffer una stupidness
Una never see anything.
Agberoism will enter full drive
Expect more atrocities to come
Una must enjoy wetin una vote for
Nonesense..
Slap the woman more jare...
Next time she go vote Druglord again because na from her tribe.

Wooze her more slaps. Una never see anything

It was actually an igbo man who molested and assaulted her so ur post makes no sense except maybe to a bigot, Stop jumping to conclusions before getting the whole story..
Agriculture / Re: Duck Farming: Let's Journey Together by syntekelite(m): 10:18am On Apr 02, 2023
gaby:


Since the week passed, my head and dreams has been farming, farming, and farming.

I hope to find a farm like yours and a mentor to take me through the ropes.

I just want to live a simple life surrounded by nature and all it has to offer.

I don tire for all these noisy fast-paced and tortuos rigmarole life in a rat-race style.


No be usa u dey ohhh.. security first .. insecurity is the major killer of nigeria's untapped forestry .. houses would be cheaper, transport cheaper cos of diversification, most peeps wld just buy large lands invest in agriculture and also build a home on the farm.. but insecurity has made a few states choked up in terms of accommodation&welfare while leaving the fertile states fallow and uninhabited due to insecurity..
Politics / Re: Mc Oluomo Bans Illegal Agbero Taxes In Part Of Lagos, Following Protest by syntekelite(m): 12:23pm On Mar 31, 2023
All this nairaland tribalists.. na wa ohhh. Only lagos una carry put for head.. a menace that is every where in naija, in fact agbero has existed since the military era,e.g shehu shagiri's time..

Politics / Re: Mc Oluomo Bans Illegal Agbero Taxes In Part Of Lagos, Following Protest by syntekelite(m): 12:21pm On Mar 31, 2023
DOptical:


Says who?

Mcolumo is the chairman of Lagos Nurtw. Nurtw is in every state with their indigenous chairman, so what are you crying about exactly? See Abia Nurtw for example.


No mind am... They leave the issues in the east and face only lagos..i wonder what their probs with lagos is..

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Crime / Re: How I Was Disvirgined By My Late Step Mom At Age 11... My True Life Story by syntekelite(m): 10:39am On Mar 30, 2023
The nairaland atheists are coming for the op soon....๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Crime / Re: How I Was Disvirgined By My Late Step Mom At Age 11... My True Life Story by syntekelite(m): 10:37am On Mar 30, 2023
Slimslimqq:
I will disown any of my kids who goes to polygamy.

I saw hell as a kid. I still dream about all the experience.

my destiny almost changed..

I am sure if I never encountered those experience, I would have made it today, Cus I am very innovative, intelligent and smart. but bad luck keeps pushing things back.

but thank God for today, things are coming back to places for me, though not the type of life I wished for.

I pray God takes total control

Its not about polygamy my friend . Evil abound everywhere whether u rich,poor,married or single evil is just evil ..even in monogamous homes a mother or father's siblings or friend or neighbor can just decide to do evil most times out of envy and spite or due to the diabolical occult they belong to which demands such sacrifices to prove their loyalty..
Most kings,baales,chiefs run polygamous homes nothing dey sup there and they live happily together, eat from the same plate and live under the same roof..anyways i thank God for you..i pray you get stronger and better, remember destiny can only be delayed but not changed.. ke sera sera...
Religion / Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by syntekelite(m): 4:41pm On Mar 21, 2023
Aladdin1:
Where your parents witches or belong to the marine or you were initiated in school.you started sharing stories but you never said how you stumbled into the dark realm.people dont just go that way except by a portal.how you manage get those powers?were you a born witch?

Hin sey hin own na by masturbation...
Religion / Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by syntekelite(m): 4:39pm On Mar 21, 2023
Pidaa:
Then what shock me most was during my fasting and prayer. I saw a queen in the water and she was, commanding me but I refused to listen to her and she commanded another of her prisoner and that one obey her and she try commanding me again but I refused and she told me even though she can't command me again I will still remain in this water with her and I reply her that God will send his angel to deliver me.
Note : I have skip alot of stories about my life for privacy reason. But I will try to drop how the marine world operates so that u can know because I still got alot of stories because this one I just wrote are just the starting and have not enter the main story. JEHOVAH bless and protect all of us In Jesus name. Amen

I still wonder what you all gain by telling your kind of stories online?? Leaking secrets that re beyond you and this realm..read your bible well and you will understand that some things re better left unrevealed.. God in his infinite wisdom, God who no one can discern his ways left this principalities in their place for reasons no one can u.stand. yet he also showed us how to fight and not join them but most importantly how not to taunt them if you haven't been sent... Anyways i just feel leaving spiritual matters where its meant to be(private) is the best advice.. just give glory to God almighty for your life and enjoy whats meant to be enjoyed..

"Though shall not lay your pearls before swines"

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Religion / Re: My Encounter With The Marine World. by syntekelite(m): 4:29pm On Mar 21, 2023
I stopped reading when you mentioned masturbation
Lol..you funny sha..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: "What Has A Leg Chain Got To Do With Acquiring A Job" by syntekelite(m): 4:25pm On Mar 21, 2023
dinachi:
That your GM is a lesbian. Leg chain is a Lesbian ID.

Nope its basically fortification..the indomie gen who dont know jack copied it just as they copied the sagging of naira marley thus turning it into a fad any tina,halima&sandra can wear.. the opposite of it for men is leg ring or hand/arm ring. Most men or women inducted into higher orders wear it or waist beads.. until olosho's started abusing it by using it to tie men down..
If you see any women with original gold leg chain or original waist beads its spiritual.. the real ones are effing expensive..
Celebrities / Re: Tems Slammed For Her "Rude" View-Blocking Dress At The Oscars (video) by syntekelite(m): 10:28am On Mar 14, 2023
Have they ever slammed white celebs even for things worse than dressing??bleeped up racist nation...
Travel / Re: The Hype Of These Abroad People Is Making Some Of Us Feel Less Achieved by syntekelite(m): 3:25pm On Mar 11, 2023
See people just dey talk access access, credit, loan, credit score bla bla bla.. like say no be same racist usa.. anybody(especially immigrants) wey make am there biggerly thank God you found your calling, just like people become rich legally in naija, mexico, panama, cuba, argentina which are hard places by the way, same way some people wont be overtly rich or make it in usa or europe, not for lack of intelligence or hard work . It is what it is.
Travel / Re: The Hype Of These Abroad People Is Making Some Of Us Feel Less Achieved by syntekelite(m): 3:18pm On Mar 11, 2023
JeffreyJunior:
The aim was not to reveal but to help the brother who said he had 10k savings or so.

If he focuses on me and not my advice on how he can advance with that saved amount, then he will be a fool.

Thanks by the way for your advice. Notes taken.

Forget that person wey sey u dey reveal.. as if the biz was invented by him. Many work dey usa wey even dat same person forming biz mogul no know about.. so home flipping come be new thing.. moreover make you reveal till tomorow not everyone will still make it in whatever biz you reveal.. this life na person star matter... Once you find your niche its like you pablo's brother..keep up the good work , its obvious you be real G wey go dey help people rise..
Travel / Re: The Hype Of These Abroad People Is Making Some Of Us Feel Less Achieved by syntekelite(m): 3:12pm On Mar 11, 2023
Sirqt5:




i laugh in Spanish . People dey believe op say him dey abroad , lmao . Somebody wey never step foot outside Nigeria

Sorry bro i wan ask one question.. the screenshot of the person above wey you post hin convo.. hin dey smoke crack
Travel / Re: Lagos Train/Bus Crash: We Begged Driver To Wait But He Refused โ€” Survivor by syntekelite(m): 3:05pm On Mar 11, 2023
Mindlog:


What links Sanwo-Olu and Tinubu to the lack of good judgement of the bus driver? ๐Ÿ™„

How some of you easily spiritualize wrong decisions of individuals, is mind-boggling!

No mind that callous human being.. driver that has been arrested.. instead of him to keep mum if he has nothing useful to say,hin dey mock the dead..
Politics / Re: The Hatred For Me Is Too Much, Desmond Elliot Cries Out by syntekelite(m): 1:11pm On Mar 10, 2023
happney65:
Wait till when Tari takes over your seat thats when you will not be able to walk again on the street of Surulere. Shebi you are stupid ni.

Anyways you don do two terms,go enjoy make another person take do too..

Issh

No need, hin no fit waka for most part of surulere again.. the only place hin dey go now na where hin agents still dey deceive am sey hin do well just so hin go roger them.. dem still stone am monday for lere.. remain small mke dem wipe am slap..

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Anambra Police Officer, CSP Chukwuemeka Patrick Agbazue by syntekelite(m): 4:32pm On Feb 18, 2023
The criteria for joining the police is and will always be the major reason the force is satanic.
Joining the police is more like compensation to cultists, touts and killers who do the dirty works of their oga at the top during their rise to power.. now we have ritualists, assassins, cultists carrying licensed weapons making them now able to continue their evil works openly and without fear of being arrested cos they re now the law..
Business / Re: Incessant Attacks: Banks To Be Shut From Monday by syntekelite(m): 4:18pm On Feb 18, 2023
FarahAideed:



You people keep allowing Cunning Buhari to deceive y'all ...ask yourself what is vote buying? Its a total ruse in democracy and that's why the law allows only biological adults to vote ...Any adult is free to chose any fucking reason why he wants to vote for someone..If someone says the reason he wants to vote for Tinubu is because he will give him 5k it's non of our business and if you want to vote for Obi because you think he will fix the road to your village then it's also nobodys business afterall we must all vote fro a reason , the reason Agbados want to vote their candidate should be none of your business as long as the don't disenfranchise you in the process of doing so

Well said, the problem is you trying to educate the so called obidients, you cant, cos they are beyond saving, they have low iq and zero comprehension thats why they resort to abusive words and baseless arguments.. dont go down low to their level.
Most of them dont even know vote buying aka canvassing is normal all around the world during elections, the europeans just changed the name to lobbying..

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Politics / Re: Which Candidate Will Benefit From Buhariโ€™s Naira Policy? - Farooq Kperogi by syntekelite(m): 8:28am On Feb 18, 2023
thesicilian:
Lol. Peter Obi's supporters never cease to amaze me. This is one of the most brilliant, unbiased write ups concerning the elections so far, yet they're already insulting the man because he didn't come out outrightly to endorse Obi.

His supporters are the reason he will lose, they are the reason millions on the street who actually vote have changed their mind about obi , when initially they thought him better than the remaining candidates. Simple deduction if obi has suddenly become their saint after all his years in pdp and anambra as gov.. and all has been forgiven, how come atiku or tinubu cant become the same saint??
Real election is won in the creeks of any state not online or in posh hotels and mansions.. apc agents are on the streets day and night using majority of obi's supporters disgusting behaviour to sway people, add that to the monetary gains, then you will u.stand why jonathan lost. Yet no single obi agents are on the streets swaying people back..

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Business / Re: First Bank Is Receiving Old โ‚ฆโ€Ž500 And โ‚ฆโ€Ž1,000 Notes Nationwide (Photos) by syntekelite(m): 8:12am On Feb 18, 2023
Ezeego1:


You are draft,

New government will take effect starting from 29th may 2023, even in your wildest imagination if Tinubu eventually wins the old naira must have phased out by then. CBN is trying to mop out all the old notes circulating and here you are living in your own world of utopia that Tinubu will rescind the policy.

Where will Tinubu see old naira notes to start circulating it again by may?

Buhari and Emefiele is steps ahead of you ignoramus, if you like don't go to any nearest CBN around you and deposit your money, stay their and be assuming nonsense

Really really sorry for you, for your sense of reasoning and uncouth manner . You so used to abusive words and acting like a petulant kid that you refused to really read and comprehend, nor did you learn how to spell correctly..
If not you would have understood the post . What a waste...

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Properties / Re: Kindly Help Me Critique This four Bedroom Bungalow Plan by syntekelite(m): 4:48pm On Feb 17, 2023
iduzebaba:
Pls leaders and professional here , kindly help me criticise this 4 bedroom bungalow house plan that I intend to work on.

I will appreciate all the criticism.


The location of the kitchen is a no no for me.. it should be immediately after the living room.. while all bedrooms should align
Business / Re: Is The Naira Redesign Policy Defeated? by syntekelite(m): 4:46pm On Feb 17, 2023
moscow007:
Expect more threads like this from the purveyors of fake news and disinformation branch of Thiefnibu strategic communication team.
From the very beginning of this policy, CBN have never placed limits to amount you can deposit till now.
At the very beginning of this policy CBN authorized banks to accept deposit of any amount from Nigerians, even if it's 10 billion, by the logic of this idiotic Op, dat means d policy is defeated, cheesy

If not for vote buying please explain to me why any Nigerian will still have hundreds of millions of old illegal notes in his possession, I can't wait for fools to start being arrested from next week for bearing fake old illegal 500 and 1000 naira notes

Note:Nobody is stopping you from assessing your money as insinuated by the treacherous lil midget in Kaduna.

Please deposit your old currency and transfer any amount you want to any client or customer u are dealing with.

Once again, your money is assessable to you, just transfer it, you can also request to be paid cash in 50, 100 and 200 naira note from your bank upto 500k, it must not be new notes.

Corrupt Criminals of our beloved country have been destroyed and they will stay destroyed.

Which of the banks?? The ones that have been closed since monday or the ones opened but have empty vaults.. i mean you sure sey you dey naija so??
Business / Re: Is The Naira Redesign Policy Defeated? by syntekelite(m): 4:44pm On Feb 17, 2023
illuminutty:
Corruption will always fight back. For your info, voters will not accept the old notes as bribe, courts are no longer accepting them as filing charges and even policemen on the road are no longer accepting them as bribe. You are on your own.

A word is enough for the wise. If you could, limit the amount of old notes in your hand. Use cashless means where possible and only resort to cash where it is unavoidably imperative.

Thats why i always tell people who have never played the game of power or eaten with those in power that politics is for devious minds..
People will collect old notes with the confidence that their candidate will reverse the cbn policy, simple logic.. this election is for the best buyer of votes.. cos cbn just made even the most principled broke,unable to access his or her cash , hungry and desperate..
Business / Re: First Bank Is Receiving Old โ‚ฆโ€Ž500 And โ‚ฆโ€Ž1,000 Notes Nationwide (Photos) by syntekelite(m): 4:31pm On Feb 17, 2023
LAXconfidential:


How is Thiefnubuu winning when the money he is planning on using to buy votes is no longer legal tender?

Lets assume you all who reason the same way saying the policy is to retire tinubu....
Lets assume as you all believe that truly tinubu has billions in cash... He buys votes with old notes come election time,due to critical condition of the economy if votes were bought for 5k before,he increases it to 20k.. while assuring everyone that voting him in is in their best interest cos once president he will reverse the cbn policy by allowing old and new notes co exist.. people sell their votes wait till tinubu wins and spend the old notes easy..
Meaning buhari and emefiele have plans to continue ruling till God knows when cos thats the only way their myopic policy wil work..

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Business / Re: First Bank Is Receiving Old โ‚ฆโ€Ž500 And โ‚ฆโ€Ž1,000 Notes Nationwide (Photos) by syntekelite(m): 4:24pm On Feb 17, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
See the comment section ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Complain galore ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†


No mind those people shouting emefiele and buhari policy is the best.. a country not ready for total cashless policy , with zero contribution by govt to the bandwidth and cyber security sector.. yet they want over 150mill people to go cashless at once..on top which network As for complaints e don tey banks useless, una just dey see am now cos e choke together..

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Politics / Re: New Naira: Supreme Court Ruling Remains Valid, Says Lagos AG, Onigbanjo by syntekelite(m): 1:21pm On Feb 17, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
I am not a fan of Buhari, I knew the worst will come before he leave, I don't think he will even leave easily, I predicted more than this, thank God he is even leaving but that Tinubu eeh, he sabbi buhari wella but still manage to install him on us for his selfish interest. Buhari even try not to use jihadist on us , they should just let him leave in peace.

Lol... Thats if elections hold.. the cash needed by inec for election is a guarantee there are many things transfer cant do for them..if they dont provide inec the cash then wahala dey be that..
Politics / Re: New Naira: Supreme Court Ruling Remains Valid, Says Lagos AG, Onigbanjo by syntekelite(m): 1:14pm On Feb 17, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
Too many rulers just because Emilokan put Buhari there, Buhari I know is not a coward, all these looters won't let us have rest of mind
. .I stand with buhari and Emiefele on this, infact they shouldn't inject any more new note till after election,we will live with the fasting, better Nigeria demand sacrifice

I fit bet sey your house is fully stocked with every food stuff, standby fuel and fully chilled rooms in a swank neighbourhood.. its the only reason you would type such.....

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