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Crime › Re: Ghen Ghen!news: Tension In Kaduna Over Allege Ambush Of Igbo by Syphax(m): 6:59am On Jun 17, 2017

Romance › Re: PHOTO: Another Nairalander Dazzle In Interethnicity Prewedding Picture by Syphax(m): 7:59pm On Jun 16, 2017

takenadoh:
Abeg no vex, I been feel say dem dey peel Banana before dem dey chop am?

Baba, naxo me see am ooo. The thing weak me

Romance › Re: Man Lies Down In Public To Beg His Girlfriend (photos) by Syphax(m): 6:14pm On Jun 16, 2017

FitnessDoctor:
hahahaha.. how is your Friday going?

Fine and yours?

Romance › Re: Man Lies Down In Public To Beg His Girlfriend (photos) by Syphax(m): 5:20pm On Jun 16, 2017

Ruggedfitness:
I remain your favorite health blogger Paul Samuel FitnessDoctor

How many times will you introduce yourself? I know sey you dey use this line chyke babe.
"Hello bae, it's your favorite health blogger Paul Samuel Fitness"
Oya take beating

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Romance › Re: Man Lies Down In Public To Beg His Girlfriend (photos) by Syphax(m): 5:17pm On Jun 16, 2017

I dey talk my own,, I can easily do this for Dangote and Bill Gates' daughters. Shebi nah my hustle no be your own?
Obama's daughter, I've got my eyes on you!

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Romance › Re: PHOTO: Another Nairalander Dazzle In Interethnicity Prewedding Picture by Syphax(m): 5:12pm On Jun 16, 2017

Doggie plus Banana
OP, this picture is wrong. Yes, I have a dirty mind. Those that will quote me should know that nobody holy pass. Una think the same thing.

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Crime › Re: What You Must Not Tell Kidnappers If Kidnapped – Revealed By A Victim by Syphax(m): 4:20pm On Jun 16, 2017

SHAKABOOM:
Werin dis broke ass dey yarn sef?B4 nko who go look down on rich man adore poor man..Carry your broke ass go multiply ur hussle so you sef go fit sit down for high table while people adore you.
You come misyarn about knighthood..Kid! right from the olden days knighthood was meant for great men ad rich people,so no dey yarn wetin you Sabi nothing about..Ask kwestions before you come online dey feel like adviser

I'm talking about Catholic Knights.

Sports › Re: Blessing Okagbare's Wig Falls Off During Leap (Photos, Video) by Syphax(m): 3:51pm On Jun 16, 2017

ZorGBUooeh:
Oga Hw fa na?we need you for hia,abi you don see fight run? Ur opponent still dey

If them ban me now nah u go beg for me?

Crime › Re: What You Must Not Tell Kidnappers If Kidnapped – Revealed By A Victim by Syphax(m): 12:03pm On Jun 16, 2017

Our society is to be blamed for the high rate of crime. Most people live a criminal lifestyle because of people's behavior towards the poor. Most people look down on the poor but worship and adore the rich. I don't blame most of these criminals sha. Everybody wants to sit down on a high table and answer Chairman Of The Occasion.
Even the church is not left out, the front pews are reserved for the rich. Even the knighthood is for the rich alone. It's rare to see a poor Knight.

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Education › Re: 13 Types Of Students You See In Every Classroom by Syphax(m): 7:22am On Jun 16, 2017*

14) The type that collects bribe while writing names of noise makers

Crime › Re: I Have Slept With 1000 Men - Benue Man Who Impersonates Female Prostitutes by Syphax(m): 7:08am On Jun 16, 2017

This one weak me I swear... (S)He has slept with 1000 men?
Some men no get brain. How person go dey attracted to this kind of thing?
If I see this kind thing,, my dick go just fall. I swear.

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Crime › Re: Chinese Boss Cripples Ogun Worker With Kung Fu Kicks- The Punch by Syphax(m): 6:54am On Jun 16, 2017

This news don scatter my brain. Common Chinko ooo
To the Akwa Ibom man,, you are a disgrace to Real African Men. Why did you allow Master Wen to practice Kung Fu on you? Chia, this guy don disgrace us.
To you Master Wen,, you dey form Jagagban. You don beat Akwa Ibom man for em country,, come bribe em police at the same time. I dey pity... No even try this nonsense come my side because I go use blow comot all those brown teeth wey dey for your mouth. Useless man.
To the 9ja police,, una no get shame. Nah for checkpoints them dey see una. Them beat una country person,, come break em spinal cord add. Una no fit arrest the bastard wey beat am. Nah bribe una dey collect. No be big bribe sef. Nah common 50,000. Useless, potbellied Idiotsss. Waka!

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Celebrities › Re: Photos-nigerian Girl Goes Completely Nude To Celebrate 28th Birthday by Syphax(m): 6:53am On Jun 16, 2017

See as she fine like monkey wey apply makeup

Sports › Re: Blessing Okagbare's Wig Falls Off During Leap (Photos, Video) by Syphax(m): 6:38am On Jun 16, 2017

SHAKABOOM:
Your FADAZ left ball dia

Says a guy whose mum has been used more than Google.
Don't involve my Father in this shiit!

Sports › Re: Blessing Okagbare's Wig Falls Off During Leap (Photos, Video) by Syphax(m): 9:42pm On Jun 15, 2017*

SHAKABOOM:
Black monkey

I don't even know what to say or what to call you. I actually had to run a search on Google for the most polite INSULT I could give you and these are the ones I could find:
1)The only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.
2)Your dad's condom is bigger than your personality
3)I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
4)You were so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back
5)You have enough fat to make another human
6)Roses are red violets are blue, God made Okagbere pretty and rich, what happened to you?
7)The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
8 )If you had one more brain cell, it would be lonely.
Hopeless, Motherf**kinf, Ugly, Dirty Racist.

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Sports › Re: Musa : I’m Now A Happy Man After My Second Marriage by Syphax(m): 9:37pm On Jun 15, 2017

Musa: I'm 24 years, my mum gave birth to me 24 years ago.
Mum:

Politics › Re: See How A Kind-hearted Lady Celebrated Her Birthday With Residents In Lagos by Syphax(m): 9:33pm On Jun 15, 2017

sarrki:
Nah naming ceremony she dey do ?

I for like dey there ooooo

Sarrki, how Oga Buhari go just neglect you like that? This hunger don too affect you ooo
Jesus Christ

Family › Re: My Father Is A Very Stingy Man. by Syphax(m): 9:31pm On Jun 15, 2017

Your dad didn't turn your brother into a criminal rather your brother chose to be a criminal. You arr free to turn yourself into a criminal but don't blame your dad. You live a better live than the hustling guys that live under the bridges but most of them don't take part in any illegal activity.

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Nairaland General › Re: Girl Behind Famous Meme Is All Grown Up by Syphax(m): 9:26pm On Jun 15, 2017

When you arr waiting for him to press breast but he is still forming saint:

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Crime › Re: My Experience With Armed Robbers In Lagos(ijanikin Axis) by Syphax(m): 9:16pm On Jun 15, 2017

Bouncein:
So we called Ijanikin police station and told them of a robbery in progress but we were surprised when the lady that picked the phone was asking if the armed robbers were armed, and i was like WTF is wrong with you people. She told me they are coming and we did not hear from the police till today.

Police dey ask whether the ARMED robbers were ARMED? OP, you for tell them sey the AMU robbers carry AMU CUM

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Celebrities › Re: Entire 5th Floor At UCLA Shut Down As Beyonce Gives Birth by Syphax(m): 5:19pm On Jun 15, 2017

Fresca:
See as people dey hype the pregnancy... make she born d pikin already. Abi na Jesus she dey born?

Madam, abeg no ves ooo. I wan ask you question?
Is it your hype? Why e dey pain you like this?
I been wan ask whether Beyonce snatch Jay X from you but we know sey e no dey possible nah

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Haunted House-a Family In Scotland Is Looking For A Nanny On 50000 Pounds Salary by Syphax(m): 5:14pm On Jun 15, 2017

I can stay there,, I have been staying in a haunted country ever since my parents gave birth to me. A haunted house is a small matter.

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Politics › Re: Victoria Island Garden City Flooded After Hours Of Rainfall In Lagos Today (Pics by Syphax(m): 11:39pm On Jun 06, 2017

It's better to cry in a Prado Jeep than to cry in a Keke napep

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Politics › Re: North Will Break Away From Nigeria – Prof Ango (Northern Elders Forum) by Syphax(m): 10:18pm On May 20, 2017

Go riddance to bad rubbish

Education › Re: Malpractice: Over 10,000 Candidates Caught In Anambra, Says JAMB by Syphax(m): 10:15pm On May 20, 2017

NgeneUkwenu:
May God Bless Obiano!

You are very stup!d. What do you stand to gain from posting this trash?
Is Obiano the coordinator of JAMB? What's his business with examination malpractice? So Ambode should be blamed if some Lagosians that didn't read for an exam decide to take Expo to the exam hall? Mehn... Your little brain is messed up.

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Education › Re: Malpractice: Over 10,000 Candidates Caught In Anambra, Says JAMB by Syphax(m): 10:10pm On May 20, 2017

omenkaLives:
This is marginalisation! They should allow Anambla yoots develop jamb!

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Celebrities › Re: Watch: Chelsea Players Sing To Davido’s “IF” Song During Training by Syphax(m): 6:39pm On May 20, 2017

angels09:
Are you alright

Yeah.... My brain dey work well.... Nah Android version 6
I know sey your own nah kitkat

Health › Re: I Always Fart After Eating Beans. by Syphax(m): 6:33pm On May 20, 2017

It's because Buhari is a girl.
You asked a stupid question, so I gave you a more stupid answer.

Celebrities › Re: Watch: Chelsea Players Sing To Davido’s “IF” Song During Training by Syphax(m): 6:28pm On May 20, 2017

thesicilian:
And unfortunately one of the most meaningless.

Go and sing your own meaningful song.

Romance › Re: Lady Cries Out: I Dont Like My Big Boobs Again... Wants Her Small Boobs Back by Syphax(m): 6:24pm On May 20, 2017

HungerBAD:
Na wah ohh. Why una dey follow me here?pesin cannot joke with ishilove again?

Cousin is our pet names for each other.

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Romance › Re: Lady Cries Out: I Dont Like My Big Boobs Again... Wants Her Small Boobs Back by Syphax(m): 6:07pm On May 20, 2017

HungerBAD:
Lol okay ohh.

I don kuku dey notice you for here pass Ishi my cousin.

Jesus Christ,, Ishilove is now your cousin?
grin

Okay, continue

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