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2)When the only question you can answer correctly is for students in Ghana, Sierra Leone and Jamaica

Exams in 9ja is currently trending on Twitter. These are the best tweets
1)When the lecturer brings out the whole past questions you studied the night before#ExamsIn9ja

Like if you thought it was Kelechi Iheanacho

kaywon22:
Baba Tunde Raji Fashola is d best minister so far.

Tunde wetin? If I catch you.
It's like your brain has gone on strike

whitebeard:
sir u are suffering from chronic dementia.

Go and tell that to your mentor Buhari. Waka!

Only fools that didn't hustle well for their money show off like this. You can't see Otedola and Dangote flaunting wealth like this. A list artists like 2face and Psquare don't flaunt their cash like this.
Hushpuppi, enjoy your ill gotten wealth. One day breeze go blow, Chicken nyash go open. I don talk my own

This country don tire me. See as person dey carry gun for broad daylight. Em fit discharge the gun any moment.
Mehn, Nigeria is messed up

Nigerian Senators:
"Beating fall on you"
Useless set of human beings.

Explorers:
Venezuelan Deputies after the clash

Like if you think that Saraki and Dino Melaye deserve this kind of beating.

The man's temper fit boil yam ooo. Jesus Christ

Arthurwinner:
God pls have mercy on my life.....pity my life and pick my call.......

No be God's fault. Em never see the call. E be like sey nah Glo you dey use?
The owner of Glo no dey even use Glo

I'm tired of these celebrities. We know that you guys are rich but please stop rubbing your wealth on our faces.

Mtcheew, disgusting. This one nah udara ose

ElSherriff:
When Davido invokes banana to fall on this one now, they will say he has no talent. Someone will just sit down and be 'demanding' cassava right left and centre with her useless legs. May those legs burn if they will not carry her to help the poor.

Another Tonto Dike loading! Shior

Just look at yourself. Hating on a kid. Why the hatred?

Mariinee:
Hmmm..deep.
Your signature though,I'm curious.

My signature? It's a 2pac rap line. You like it?

Others dey travel go abroad while I still dey for village.
People wey dey go abroad every week no be woman born dem?
God abeg put eye for my matter

Tempting? With that your flat nyash and breast wey you been broadcast like NTA network news. Commot for road jhor.

Every mother is a woman but not every woman is a mother.

safarigirl:
So they went to Catholic church to do thanksgiving for a marriage contracted with the first wife still alive abi?

Tomorrow, this same Catholic church will be forming one man one wife and preaching against divorce.

All these religious houses sometimes ehn.....na only God.

Mumu Musa and his opportunist wife should enjoy this charade while it lasts

The first marriage is a Muslim marriage. The Catholic Church doesn't recognize Islamic marriages.

Papiikush:
Your father is into real estates? Woah such a man of Eye High caliber

E don do ooo

Papiikush:
and she shows up in my mentions again :ol

Do you know how many times you have been quoting me and seeking for attention?

Are you obsessed?

Bros no ves ooo. I don see sey u be fire. I picked on the wrong guy. No ves. See as u kill me for the rev father thread.

Papiikush:
So your dad can't read and neither can he afford data?

You are talking about a man that can buy your entire village. I no blame you.
My dad doesn't have a 4 o'clock eyes like you.
You been able to see well is the 8th wonder of the world.

Jidhey1:
He told her not to go into a relationship. Is being in a relationship now a sin??

Maybe he has seen that she isn't matured enough to be in a relationship coupled with the fact that most relationships nowadays are driven by sex

Papiikush:
Seem you've mistaken me for your father

My dad isn't jobless. He has achieved a lot in life unlike you whose only achievement in life is making Frontpage on NL. He doesn't make Frontpage in almost all the posts on Nairaland. My boy, go get a job and stop fighting for first to comment.

This girl is just average looking. I wonder why Nigerians worship their celebrities.

Jidhey1:
She's still a Virgin.

OP, what's wrong with what the Rev Father is doing? It seems like you are afraid that he will convince the girl no to sin with you.

Papiikush:
Rev father is lowkey banging your woman.

Who has been frying Akara in your head? The fact that you think with your dick doesn't mean that others also think with their dick. Go get a life my friend.

This people will invade the discussion

Useless shediot. I pity your ass which has been used more than Google. I know sey your anus dey pour shit like water. Useless piece of shit, you think you are doing me? You are doing your anus.

CROWNWEALTH019:
Atiku/Obi 2019 if we go still they marriage

Who are the we?? Respect yourself.

Davido, Wizkid and Olamide are noisemakers.

I no understand how person go dey visit Bobrisky's snapchat account. You guys should stop giving this Shediot cheap popularity.
I dey wonder the amount of pampers wey em go dey use.