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PoliticsRe: Gala And Pure Water Now Sold For ₦70 And ₦15 Respectively by Syphax(m): 4:35pm On Nov 20, 2016
thesicilian:
Gala is not an essential commodity so one can do without it. As for pure water, people should start learning how to boil tap water for drinking. When the going gets tough, the tough keeps going.
Gala isn't an essential commodity?? Which country are you from abeg?
Go and tell that to Nigerians that are waiting to board a bus in the car park grin grin
Gala don save countless Nigerians for bus.
CelebritiesRe: ★ 3 Nigerian Celebrities That Don’t Follow Anyone On Instagram - 360jamng.net by Syphax(m): 4:31pm On Nov 20, 2016
Most of them have alternate accounts for watching IG videos. Their main accounts are for uploading pictures for the world to see.
Besides, most of all the fans accounts like "Timaya fans, Dijarians etc" are opened by these musicians because Nigerians no even see money buy mb talk more of opening IG accounts in the name of being a fan.
RomanceRe: MTN Refunded My Airtime After I Threatened Them [pics] by Syphax(m): 4:22pm On Nov 20, 2016
heed101:
You took this stress because of 100 bucks grin. What if it is 1000 naira, that's gobe wrapped with moimoi grin
Mr Rich Guy, not everybody is as rich as you.
That #100 means a lot to most Nigerians especially in this recession. So next time, think before you comment.
PoliticsRe: Federal Government Leaves Out South East In Projects From $29.96B FOREIGN LOAN by Syphax(m): 8:15pm On Oct 29, 2016
Luukasz:
Nigeria is a zoo,South East is a biafran region.
So why should Nigeria care about a biafran region when its zoo is still underdeveloped.
#NoApologies
Then allow them to leave nah. Haba
RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 1:08am On Oct 28, 2016
cc Lalasticlala Seun mynd44
RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 1:07am On Oct 28, 2016
20) I miss the females that used to cry after breakup.The current ones they just move on like the boyfriend never existed

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 1:06am On Oct 28, 2016
19) .When a lady is not into you, she will do anything possible just to end your call
She will go like "let me close the fridge and call you back"

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 1:05am On Oct 28, 2016
18) Don't be discouraged when the ladies tell you they are taken,Most of them are taken for granted!!!!!

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 1:04am On Oct 28, 2016
17) Nomatter how sweet or enjoyable sex is,you can never ejaculate whilst smiling!!!

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 1:03am On Oct 28, 2016
16) Many of you blame me for ruling for over 36 Years ... but do I Vote for Myself?

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 1:02am On Oct 28, 2016
16) Its a man's responsibility to feed the wife coz the last tym a woman fed the man we all got chased out of the garden of Eden

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 1:02am On Oct 28, 2016
15) This #WCW thing should stop , there should be #WWW - Woman Working Wednesday . Our society should start acknowledging the women who bring more to the table than just a pretty face full of make-up.

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 1:00am On Oct 28, 2016
14) If Mandela could forgive white people for locking him up for 27 years why cant you forgive a man for cheating twice? Stop being childish

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:59am On Oct 28, 2016
13) Before you give up in life just take a look at the hair around your anus, despite their environment they still grow.

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:58am On Oct 28, 2016
12) Witchcraft Is When You Always Put Her On Your WhatsApp Profile Pic...While Other Boys Are Putting Her On Their Beds

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:57am On Oct 28, 2016
11) Engagement is when a man proposes to marry a woman in a few months, Not when he puts a ring on her finger and scares other men away for the next 5 years....That is witchcraft!!

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:56am On Oct 28, 2016
10) "When its raining raining and raining,white people think of farming..

Black people think of sex.."
Robert Mugabe

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:55am On Oct 28, 2016
9) "You update your Whatsapp status with: "I love ONLY you boo" and 45 boys reply privately with "thanks love "

God is watching You"
Robert Mugabe

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:54am On Oct 28, 2016
cool "Only a black girlfriend will complain like this when you suddenly cancel your plans to be with her. ..

"So, I bathed for nothing. ..?"
Robert Mugabe

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:53am On Oct 28, 2016
7) "Your pastor slept with you in January and promised you he would get you a fine guy to marry you this year. Please remind him that there are only 11 Saturdays left in 2016. You are now racing against time.."
Robert Mugabe

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:51am On Oct 28, 2016
6) " My sister your boyfriend is broke and unemployed and u've never demanded him to look for a job or to grow some vegetables to sell and raise lobola money But you demand him to grow some beard .Whats your plan my sister tell me?"
Robert Mugabe

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:50am On Oct 28, 2016
5) "Your Boyfriend is always beating you up and you say "Its Gangster Love"
No my dear Its WWE SMACKDOWN You're Dating John Cena"
Robert Mugabe

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:49am On Oct 28, 2016
4) " A woman can have 10 men chasing her and still want the man who doesn't want her"
Robert Mugabe

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:48am On Oct 28, 2016
3) "It Doesn't Matter If You're Prettier Than His Current Girl

Fact Is That The Guy Is No longer Yours"
Robert Mugabe

RomanceRe: Collection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op): 12:46am On Oct 28, 2016
2) "Only a black woman will have a dream that her man is cheating then wake up and be mad at him for real."
Robert Mugabe

RomanceCollection Of Funny Quotes Falsely Attributed To Robert Mugabe by Syphax(op):
1) "Being single is not a problem...the problem starts when you get Hot" - Robert Mugabe

Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Nairaland Weekly Photo Challenge by Syphax(m): 9:46pm On Oct 23, 2016
Victoriousvic:
PROMPT #26: EDGE

This week, share your own interpretation of “edge.” Take a photo from an actual edge, like a balcony or a window, or you could focus on a sharp angle or object, or the outer margins of a book.
Congrats on the completion of your final year exams. Don't allow those guys to bath in School ooo
PhonesRe: Etisalat 4G Now On...... by Syphax(m): 7:40pm On Oct 07, 2016
barackodam:
Oh, m3mini, Gionee
Are you using Gionne m3 mini?
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Designs Of Boredom - With Blue Biro (picture) by Syphax(m): 2:31pm On Sep 28, 2016
Abee79:
Lol! The event lasted from 9am to 5pm (there were two breaks in between), I spent a greater part of that time scribbling. As regarding the (seemingly) straight edges, the note book lines served as a guide. Next time, I will snap the work's progress in stages grin
And thanks for the compliment!
Wow nice! shocked

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