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Beautiful thread .... I love photography
Will post some amateur photos sometimes soon!

[quote author=De_ Law]Y u go marry kwaran? Anyway, happy marriage life.[/quote]What is wrong with people from Kwara?
Or are you one of the brainless tribalistic guffantis littered all over this forum?

SMH

Yes, married to his computer!

simi1: Rugged Nigerian used but still in good working condition pajero Jeep available for sale at 450K.
Interested buyer can reach me on 08181096442 for physical inspection and purchase.

Is it the nonsense above you are looking to sell for 450k? Dont bother
You will wait till thy kindgom come ... Better go dump it in a scrapyard!
Psssst!

And who the hell is Rita Lori?!

[quote author=Dan_de_Numeruno]One less Muslim/terrorist in the world. Good riddance![/quote]Common ... Are you that shallow, moroni.c and brainless?!
You fuc.king fu/ckhead .... You could have skipped the thread without vomiting on it .... #FlippingNuisance

Why are folks derailing the thread for goodness sake?

Why is this nonsense on the front page for goodness sake?!
A common man with a fraudulent background eats roasted corn and it makes the news?!
GTFOH!!!

Cray!That is just cray .....

In my house ... As i do everyday!

POST after me and get soaked in H2SO4!

Madness..... Sh*t is getting crazier on the daily!

kulyie: Load of b.s.this is the most stewpeed thing i've read on nairaland.so some men are none of the above,they dont exhibit this character trait.@ op am not saying you should not advice,at least many nigerians love unsolicited advice,but if you must, make it balanced.for the ladies and for the men.fyi i've seen guys that wear the same boxers and will be sagging the obviously dirty thing,i've passed by guys with body odour and bushy armpits that will still wear sleeveless,there's nothing wrong in having a nice time with your friends and wearing a handbag with chain.then as much as i'm against heavy makeup and over exposure of private parts like the breast,thighs etc,i think every lady should dress moderatly and make up light.infact you sound too sexist and someone that likes unsolicited advice plus you exaggerate a lot.NO LADY can wear a pant for two days,she will definetly catch vaginal infection and it will make her vagina itch her and smell really bad,so i dont know where you got that info from.smh

I pity your life .... You sound like a woman with all of the attributes and flaws the poster is describing
Being single forever is not a big deal but i am sure you want to get married or have kids or even keep your home/husband (if you are already married!)
Knuckle down and heed the advice!
By the way, how do you know a woman's vajayjay will smell really bad if she wears a pant for two days? you rocked your granny pants for two days and caught the shizz for you to know or what?! #JustAsking

Because they have so much tears to shed i guess!

[quote author=Noise Maker ]Can some1 summarise this 4 me? I don't gat tym to read[/quote]DUNCE!

Teeshy: Hi Readers,
Pls I need ur advice! Am engaged to aguy but things seesm abit so hard! I av a job,but he is yet to get one. We plan to get married soon,but am so scared n confused! I love him so much! Do we go ahead n do d marriage stuff or wait till ghe finds a job,wen he will get is what we are not both certain about! Help me pls

WAIT till thy kingdom come!

Nothing from the Otueke vagabond!

OP
And where did you lift all of your post from?
Please reference it now because i know you didn't put it all together .....

Flytefalls: Go google, find your nearest shop, eat until yu belly ful, and report back to me

Mi nah want google ... Google im rasclart

Nonsense!

tpia1: Nigeria has 244 tribes.

Broaden your horizons beyond igbo and yoruba alone.

There is a reason why the thread is titled as it is .... The OP is talking about the two tribes, not the 244 tribes
Quit being a pin head, answer the simple question or pis.s off!


Topic
I dont know

Flytefalls: Lovely, Brown Eagle will sort you out . So, you coming caribbean?

Who is Brown Eagle?

Foster cat: Gov. Fashola Begs Dangote To Have A Snap Shot With Him

I was watching Metrofile this morning, a TV program on Channels. The duo attended a birthday party and Fashola was practically begging Dangote for a photo shot with him. It was clearly heard. Fashola repeatedly said, let me snap with the most richest man in Africa, let me snap with the most richest man in Africa.

I was like wow, see my governor o. I think he should have done it in a diplomatic way, but he was screaming. BRF I bow for you o. I no know say person dey wey you fit respect. Dangote indeed you are too much.

Ok thanks for the information Mr busy body!

Flytefalls: I'm in London right now. Rent and utilities are high. £5.49 and you can choose your own favourable institution to convert your Naira. No US dollars please. No refunds/exchanges allowed. No appealing against portion size.

Let's do business

I am in London too ... So let's get it started :-)

Flytefalls: The plantain will cost you extra this ain't "all u can eat"!

How much?

I can't fight

Flytefalls: ... Welcome . Today I'm offering pattie in coco bread, or breadfruit and saltfish to nice people like u. Take.

No i want ackee, salt fish and plantains