₦airaland Forum

uihebom: Nigerians are haters, its only better when Kim and khloe do it. Wats wrong with us sef. We can't support and encourage our own thing.

Are you mad?
I asked a simple question, you are talking nonsense... Is friday madness worrying you?

The moderators on this forum are something else... the kind of mediocrity that graces the front page nowadays is ridiculous ... Absolutely pants!

bennieman: See as that guy pam her ass. The guy like beta thing oh! She is no longer so sexy afterall...

You call that better thing? Look at the belly and the fat thighs plus arms?
SMH ..... #JesusWept

4direct: tewonde is a great man.................

Great man inside your brain!

And who is she?

demelza: I know this sounds kinda vain and ridiculous but pls bear with me. In a month's time, I'll be 20yrs and that just scares me because it implies I am getting old and I just cannot stand the thought of it. Being a January baby sucks majorly because I am always older than all my age mates... Yuck. Getting old is no fun but I know its inevitable and I am sooo not comfortable with it. I believe all the fun is in your teen years but I don't want to believe I have Peter Pan tendencies. Pls nairalanders how do I get rid of this silly anxiety and embrace my 20s

death is an option if you dont want to get old ... #JustSaying

musiwa7: we reject it because the number of senators and representatives of a state are not based on population ,. it will not work in nigeria.. Gowon is only saying it.. because he is scared we would leave them in nigeria.. While he forgot, he cause all of this to his people during biafra... Now looking for favour.. NO way. we reject it. we prefer .. we are removed..

Who are the "we"?
Are you alright?

musiwa7: that is the decision , , dont ask me who am I.. go find out..

What foolish decision?
Who took the decision?
Who are you dude? Find out about you from where?

wolexter: Call for inspection

Call for viewing not inspection ..... Olodo agent!

musiwa7: We reject Gowon option of Electoral-College by musiwa

we do not want electoral college..

the nigeria

And who are you? or the we?

[quote author=Rhapsody!]Happy Birthday Sir! Increased grace and glory in your life and ministry. I Love You!![/quote]when was the last time you addressed your father as "sir"?

Cot damn!

Electrocute the fu/cker

What a thread created by a jobless idiot!
Get a life poster, dimwit!

akagaba: U ar a focused prophet wit a vision and im proud, very proud, very very proud 2be a part and partner of ur vision. Ride on sir, we ar unstopable.

Have you gone down on your knees and worshipped Pastor Chris today?
Brainwashed goat!

akagaba: Ur cleanlines and gorgeous way of dresing shows hw wondaful heaven is. D bible was actualy refering 2 U wen it said "ye ar gods". U ar a "god" indeed.

Gorgeous way of dressing, yet you are wearing rags? SMH ... you are finished!

[quote author=2winx.com]when my loves tells me that she is no longer intrested in the relationship again[/quote]What a wimp!

[quote author=*Shollypopz]Please my people, make una click this thread help me vote abiL or ItsModella. God will bless you ooo!! Just type, I vote abiL or you could also type, I vote ItsModella! https://www.nairaland.com/1124978/miss-nairaland-grand-finale/24[/quote]Get lost and dont derail this thread!

tanwiz: Hello peeps,have you heard of spanish fly before or see how it promotes the sexual desires in you,for maximum performance?...if "NO"..ping 26AF92F5,to place orders asap!.

You again .... Ok,this time get lost in hell and dont come back here again!

PUSS>Y

ipswitch: I wonder wat Jonathan is still keeping dis mumu of a man for,or is it like Jonathan , like Lamido? same same... dis guy is not really one of us, now all dis policies and shit, no improvement in the economy............sabarumo oshi!!!!

Who are you? A dunce or a ret/ard?
Cant you relate to what Sanusi said above?
Where is your brain gone?

0lumide: He is just talking now?

Sanusi before: Yorubas are the problem of Nigeria

Sanusi can go and die!! He brought no interest banking in the name of "islamic banking". And openly said it is for "muslims only"

Sanusi is a hypocrite and one of our problems as a nation!! Just another power hungry man! A power hungry man will get power drunk!

You are a simpleton so therefore your comments dont count!


Topic...
Sanusi, do your thing ... You are spot on!

[quote author=m.k.o2005]On the last day,you will equally give account for calling some one a fucker if u dnt repent now ! that word is not befitting for a christian .Pls stop the use of such word !
God bless us[/quote]Are you a retar/d?
Brainwashed Oyakhilome lapdog!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]blood of Jesus[/quote]Shattap ... Any small thing, blood of Jesus!

sleakid: Lol all diz mumu boys wit tripple accounts.. Na wa sha...
Most hated sleak

You are a dunce ... I dont have any other account ...
Dig deeper into it, troglodyte!

treasuredkid: Celebrating a man sent from God

A man sent from God?
Hahahahaa ... SMH!

SMH

Omo Daddy354: I had a frnd hu once told me 'Racheal,if all men are lyk my dad,den i'll die single' and at dt tym i felt bad 4 her nd also realised how lucky i am... My dad is jst an Epitome of great men, he luvs us even more than himself, we ar always his priority,faithful, caring,understanding, everything u could wish for.... He is too simple dt sumtyms its annoying. I 4 one,knows how much he earns as salary which sum men dnt even tell their wives... So lets hear each oda's descriptn of our dads nd if u'll pray 4 his like as a husband.

Your father is indeed an epitome of "great men" SMH
are you related to Patience Jonathan by any chance?

sleakid: QUICKY....

Sleak takinq it hiqher wit biq rolls and BIG-BLUNTS/
Dey call my doom the 'kitchen cabinet' coz i dont burn nothing but BIG-POTS/
You sure aint 'gamed like how unprepared gamblers STICK-whots/
Plus all ya pre-written rhymes like granny's attempt to 'strike'.. Call em WEAK-SHOTz/
Listen bbitch, y'all put together cant git me ffucked up like FIENS-WITH-NO-LIGHTERS/
So lay low before the hollows turn ya JEEPS-TO-LOW-RIDERS/
i never forced words out ya mouth but see the trash u came up with/
all ya multies fallen like grandma's t!t/ And ya raps comedy like a clown's outfit/
Talkin bout crocodile and aligators.. Dude like KUTI doing RAP u just a confused FELLA/
Next time u wanna SPEAK OUT YA MIND, 'place ya brains' in ya mouth/
coz if itz spar, sleak will Leave geekz MENTALLY-STRESSED/ like a teenagers takinq H.I.V-TEST/
I can blast 'MATTER' and send her to space/
But she wuldnt give u a "ffuck" even if she owns the kitchen/
My cyphers be what niqqaz be craving for /
diz niqqa wack.. CHECKED-YA-FLOW and i see u dnt need 'elastics' to STRETCH-THE-FLOW/
and wit tha 'bullshit' u came up with, u dnt need to tell us ur a FULANI/'
But between u and a female dog,... Mehn dunno which is a bigger BBitch...
One

Garbage!

gemanny: I wish to make this known to prospective customers of Elizade Motors that there attitude to customers is nothing home to write about.I was there to fix my car & spent 2 hours without anybody attending to me.I practically begged for attention to no avail.They are a big disgrace to the corporate world.

Dont bother ...Customer services doesnt exist in Nigeria!