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Oxtertee:
Uncle lala, one of your favorite pet has strayed into my compound

I was on my way back home from work around 6pm yesterday when my wife called that she sighted a snake inside our compound. I advise her to get someone to do justice to it.

She went outside to call a male next house neighbor, but the snake has vanished before they return back and the person left.

I search the whole compound when I returned home but couldn't find uncle lala's pet.

I went for a thorough search this morning few mins pass 10am and found the snake where it was hiding.

I quickly reach out for a long plank to unlive the green color slithering animal & justice was done.

Can someone help identify the specie.......thou it look more like a baby green mamba if I am not mistaken.

Nah inside jungle you dey live?

Reno's obsession with Peter Obi is nauseating now.
A proper bastar....d who has achieved nothing in life other constituting a public nuisance on social media with his infantile rants and immature behaviour.
What an idio...t!

Paramount01:
Googoe

What are you talking about? Are you insane?

Kyng1:
Good morning Nairalanders, I will try to make this as brief as possible.

It happened last two week's Friday, after sleeping with a prostitute, the sex laster about 49 mins and after ejaculation I saw thick red blood all over my dick, it happened that she was on her period, and hide it from me, which she denied that she thought it has completely dried off, I'm mad at myself because I didn't use a condom. "I haven't been using condom with her though, I last had sex with her about a month plus that was the evening of my marriage day, since then I haven't called or had sex with her, until I went back last two weeks Friday.

So after everything, I went home that evening and took 3 cipro tab, next day, my groin was extremely painful and the lymph nodes on my groin swelled. Two days later I developed a mild fever, accompanied by a light headache, bitter mouth and 4 day's later I had sore throat, and swollen lymph nodes on my both under jaws and front of my right ear. Until now my throat is still sore.

I have taken full pack of cipro tab and other drugs but it's not working, I did syphilis text on Saturday and it came back negative, yesterday I went for more text but the lab attendant isn't around, so I met the Dr on duty and explained everything that happened, he told me not to waste my money to conduct more tests that what I have is chicken pox and not an STD infection, I disagreed because I have previously had chicken pox about 11 years ago, although I had just one boil close to my nose back then when I contracted it.

So he gave me these drugs below, I swallowed it last night and applied the lotion, but instead of the boils to dry down, they became more fresher and ripe when I woke up this morning.

I went to another lab this morning and the Dr I met told me that it's chicken pox, he gave me drugs and injection. I'm highly hoping for it to be effective.

Please, Dr's in the house is this really chicken pox? They're all over my face, little on my head, arms, legs, stomach, beards and back.

Treating STD's with fake drugs? Lol

Anu e semi! Lol

Natasha Akpoti, i am surprised that you are surprised that EFCC invited Yahaya Bello to come and answer allegations of fraud and theft! Lol

Didnt Yahaya Bello try severally to kill you? Stole your election / mandate initially?

You told us with your own mouth that he attempted to kill you severally and we all see how he tried to prevent your supporters from voting for you or damaging state asset to prevent you from winning the senatorial election a while ago.

So why are you surprised madam? LOL

MrBrownJay1:
many go to the gym to look for their next client/BF etc, not to actually train... and unless your mind is at the wrong place, why should you care?

BTW if a man has made up his mind to "make the heavenly race" then it shouldnt really matter to him what these babes are wearing. thats just temptation like any other out there (whether at the gym, at the club or at the supermarket)

Heavenly race? What the fu….ck is that?

sonssyo:
I couldn't go to work today because I was not feeling fine,however yesterday I bought some items to prepare this;
Stockfish -1500
Dry fish-2000
Okro-700
Pumpkin -200
Uziza-200
Fresh pepper-300
Ogbono-left over, crawfish and others I bulk buy
Total-4,900
And it came out this way
Fellows please come and join me soon location South east,Dubai of Africa to be precise, I be proud Anambrarian

Them no dey chop meat for your village abi nah sapa too much?

Silentgroper:
wait hold on?? Who da fvck is you in the 1st place .. how the fvck have I been trading words with you ... Wtf ..

GoWithGood:
It has never been this bad before. Garri now N250 a cup?

Is this not a direct attempt to achieve mass death?

How much is it in your area?

You are dying but you have the strength and resources to post on Nairaland?
Onikuuuure pelu cup garri buruku to gbe dani yen!

For the camera, e fit never touch her for over 15 years there!

Silentgroper:
ogbeni ko oshi lo, ko ko weyrey danu jare ...
Make I see front ..
Iyalaye eh oni kuure! ..

You don tire?
Fu..cking dunderhead, what front does a phytoplankton need to see? Worthless piece of shit, you have no purpose on earth now, so what front do you need to see? Co..ck sucking fool!
If them born you well, try me again...
I will expunge you from this platform
Olofo,ayagbe si ara!

Silentgroper:
Alaye baje ... Omoh irankiran .. wa sofo aye no, walai gbabe ...

To ba tun quote mi.. Ara ah San e ku ni.

Mother fvcker oshi..

Come outside you fu...cking plank!
If them born your father well, come outside.
I dey wait for you..... Onikuuuuure!

LOL...Smh
Nonsense.

cenaman:
He was given life sentence because he is Igbo. If he was to be a Yoruba or hausa man, that mumu and bias Justice Oshodi, would have sentence him to five years in prison starting from the day of his arrest.

Oloriburuku, anu mpa ma!

Waste of time and indigenous products.

Rexymania:
Weirdos.... Stupidity at it peak. How can you even get an erection at a dying person? That's pervert gosh! These guys are not human

Gosh for your mouth… you be woman Abi batty man?

You chop the scrotum too?

muyico:
They’re still people who don’t know the use of this hole here 😂😂

To chook pri..ck for sexually depraved bastar....ds like you.
Or wetin you think?

Nah wetin no go gree make this one leave Davido be this, even if him knack all her friends for inside them matrimonial home!

Useless people....
There is nothing like a real life mermaid
Fu...cking gullible idio...ts!

Silentgroper:
Alaye baje ... Omoh irankiran .. wa sofo aye no, walai gbabe ...

To ba tun quote mi.. Ara ah San e ku ni.

Mother fvcker oshi..

Come here, let me send you to your sheep shagger of a father.

If them born your mother well, make she enter village square where them dey fire her with nylon as condoms

Bloody basta...rd who should have been aborted inside a pit latrine

Onikuuuure, you, your family and generation unborn, it shall not be well with you all one by one

Thunder fire your left scrotal sack infested with Herpes!

Fu.....cking vagabond................Once again, onikuuuure omo inu gutter oshi jala jala!


Eat a fu....king di...ck, you flipping di...ckhead!

Nah Deji Adeyanju be Bobrisky lawyer?

Thundafireseun:

Ik I will advise you…

Don’t allow Stanley catch you…

Money you no get reach Stanley…. Fine , you still no fine reach Stanley

Who be Stanley? Abi o ya weyrey ni?

Silentgroper:
iyalaya eh lon bawi ..

Weyre omoh..

Onikuuure, iwo omo ale buruku yi!
Fu...cking dunderhead.
Aja lo am je epon e!

Silentgroper:
excuse you 🙄🙄 ... What part of " practice sleeping naked" did you not comprehend 😐😐 .. DUNCE!!!

Baba e ni dunce, iwo omo ale jatijati ikeji eranko yi!
Pleb.

Zonefree:
No, you did not. Your home made food can't be this neat.

You bought the food outside. End of!

My friend shut up and stop advertising your senselessness in public

Silentgroper:
yummy ..

Now I see why the other guy said "EASY ACCESSIBILITY"


would you kindly pass your house address on??


Don't worry, I'm just coming to practice sleeping NAKED...

Vacuous sex starved troglodyte

thesicilian:
For easy accessibility

Fu….cking simpleton.

Charterhouse can charge whatever they want.
People who have the money and want the value will pay, people who can't should get on with their lives.
Simple

Good man!

FRAUD!

Killing human beings for money ritual? The delusion! Lol