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[quote author=van-helsing2099]Gov• Emmanuel Uduaghan (dnt kno is name) promise all d warri wolves player a car gift if dey win 2day match[/quote]dat na old story |
The aba side is heading 2 the sun. Up wolves ![]() |
collynzo2: Nigerian fans should stop blowing these useless trumpets everywhere. They should come up with something new.bro we ar waitin 4 u 2 cum out wit smetin new |
Krasid: If Enyimba lose today, it will be their 3rd F.A Cup final loss in the last 4 years.They have actually been in the final 4 times in the last 5 years.bro enyimba ar losing |
collynzo2: Azubuike Egwueke playing like the super eagles player he is. I see Enyimba coming back from behind to win though.keep dreaming cause u got talent ![]() |
for whch levels hw many years he go use the kind ney the answer is no |
Sundahjoe: Stadium in the moodthat one kp heartland jawe |
Evestar200: ask Kano pillars that humble u guys last week how will humble them in this tournamentdnt mind the drunk |
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[quote author=Mr. Mann]What kind of food do you eat, even Dangote wouldn't talk like that. Maybe he wated to say 2,000 naira.[/quote]is dangote reacher than i am. |
Buddy dogg: u dy mad, u wey no fit spend 50naire bread finish.:-/u deh jonze u knw hw much i deh make each day. |
Buddy dogg: u dy mad, u wey no fit spend 50naire bread finish.:-/ |
$2000 is aChicken change, that money cant feed me 4 3hrs. |
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onuwaje:amen any day anytime |
whch of our language? Pigin or wat |
Evestar200: Oghenekaro Etebo have 2 goals todaywe pray so ![]() |
Warri Wolves likely XI: Odah; Agbawu, Osagie, Egwuekwe, Coulibaly; Anubi, Ewenike; Omofomah, Etebo, Osadiaye; Najare |
Evestar200: WARRI WOLVES FANS LEFT WARRI TO LAGOS 1HR AGO,,,there are in Benin now |
ceeceeco: Let us go enyimba...nzogbu nzogbu.hope u ppl ar returning 2 aba. Cause wolves don carry trophy since last mnth. Enyimba just deh 2 complete number |
taiocol: I have6. I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity. - Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House 7. I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding. - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons 8. I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly under-polluted. - Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic wastes to Third World countries 9. I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward |
I have quoted a few of these 'golden words' (read celebrity stupid quotes), that really shouldn't be repeated for the general good of humanity. Politicians are just as famous for their well rehearsed and practiced speeches, as they are for their slip-ups when they need to speak without the luxury of a speech writer. Thus, their funniest and often inadvertent, but undoubtedly hilarious quotes are those that are said at press conferences and interviews. Given below is a list of political faux pas that will leave you in splits. 1. Being Politically (In)correct How's it going, Sunshine? - Barack Obama, President of the United States, at Sunrise, Florida 2. I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love. - Mitt Romney 3. Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. - Barbara Boxer, Senator 4. I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger 5. Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. - Bill Clinton, former U.S. President |
;-) Fynestboi: WHO HIS MORE INTELLIGENT?No be ur fault o. Na ma Gej u deh take do riddle abi ![]() |
how can u pay for moderating |
cool |
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Feed him 2. Sleep with him 3. Leave him with peace 4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 5. Don't bother him with his movements So whats so hard about that ? HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a plumber 10. a mechanic 11. a carpenter 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. Go shopping with her 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes. BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT 53. never forget *birthdays *anniversaries *valentine *arrangements she makes. What do-you think? |
WARRI WOLVES don already carry the Cup enyimba just deh 2 complete Number |
simp: you get the liquor and i can get the female.all of you |
favrite track change, dump, hit em all, akon ft 2pac nd biggie(my mixtape) ghetto. Quote: i dnt see no changes all i(2pac) see is races places |
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