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A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman Catholic) has officially announced today that the second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God, may not happen now after all, but urged followers to still continue with their faith, regardless of the news. vatican Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to Earth. “We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably flat out doing other really good things for people somewhere else.” Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised his disciples that he would come again in chapter John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes up where my Father lives, and I am going to prepare them for your coming. When everything is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t so, I would tell you plainly” The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise, claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the time when he made the comments. “Having the ability to turn water into wine had its ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore. “We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re drunk. Jesus was no different.” The church said it will now focus attentions on rebuilding its reputation around the world, but will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s second coming. Source: codedgist

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Chommieblaq:
Siddon where? Do you know the kind of emotional trauma she will be passing through, the husband should have agreed with her and move, moving won't stop him from taking responsibilities of his child, buh so long he refuse to move n they keep staying in that same compound with that hetty, blve the problem has just started.




Feel ya pain sis, buh ur work ma no dey help matter, imagine a married woman going to work very early n probably coming back so late. D deed is done and can't be corrected by fighting, advise ur ppl not to fight with the woman.
Look for someone he listens to, involve his parent, tell em that u ain't stopping him from taking his responsibility, the child is his no problem, u just wanna save your home and staying in that same compound will only destroy it the more. And finally make out tym for your home, give ur home n husband attention.

Wish u the best and pray things work out fyn.

jst viewin it frm d literary view. May God intervene

Noted

Dem suppose burn those wicked idiots. Burn in Hell.

OMG... And they keep warnin u guys. #RewardOfDisobedience

Me self na scam b dat, I be ghost or reincarnate

My classy Ooni,,, I doff my hat. I dey follow Queen of England kom greet U. Kabiesi oooo

Better siddon wit ur property. Whr anoda husband dey Jst be hopeful and prayerful. God'll surely answer ur prayer.

Nigerians being scammed since 1670...

Upon hundreds of thousands paid as school fees! Toor #wetinconcernme

Money for 'odun' by all means. Nawa o

Been sexy since 1840

God is Great!!!

Insurance dey cover big thieves. Na vegetable thief dey enta pepper

Shakiti bobo, we go on gen 2day

Shakiti bobo

Trending since her rumored marriage. Wetin concern me wit her parent

Go and report urself at efcc. Shikena #coward

Na Fidelity bank sure pass. Cos of d easy access 2 loan.

AWUA

Nawa o

Wetin dey thr??

Ahhhh. Koda o. Diaris ability in disability!!!

Eh ehn? Watch out for mine too; sexy pix of Taiwo on his yatch #gbam

[quote author=mzlewis post=35194552]Magarrita[/quote Laughing!!!