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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Change Their Voice When Receiving A Call From A Girl? by taiwokyle(m): 10:47am On Jan 04, 2016 |
Irony. Girls do dat d most. 2 Likes |
Religion / Jesus Is NOT Coming BACK – Roman Catholic Leaders SAID by taiwokyle(m): 2:50pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
A SPOKESPERSON for the Vatican (Roman
Catholic) has officially announced today that the
second coming of Jesus, the only son of the God,
may not happen now after all, but urged
followers to still continue with their faith,
regardless of the news.
vatican
Cardinal Giorgio Salvadore told WWN that this
years 1,981st anniversary is to be the Vatican’s
last in regards to waiting for the Lord to return to
Earth.
“We just feel Jesus is not coming back by the looks
of it.” he said. “It’s been ages like. He’s probably
flat out doing other really good things for people
somewhere else.”
Nearly two thousand years ago, Jesus promised
his disciples that he would come again in chapter
John 14:1-3 of the bible: “There are many homes
up where my Father lives, and I am going to
prepare them for your coming. When everything
is ready, then I will come and get you, so that you
can always be with Me where I am. If this weren’t
so, I would tell you plainly”
The Vatican defended Jesus’ broken promise,
claiming “he was probably drinking wine” at the
time when he made the comments.
“Having the ability to turn water into wine had its
ups and its downs.” added Cardinal Salvadore.
“We all make promises we can’t keep when we’re
drunk. Jesus was no different.”
The church said it will now focus attentions on
rebuilding its reputation around the world, but
will keep an optimistic mind for the savior’s
second coming.
Source: codedgist
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Politics / Re: Ben Bruce Support Military- His Followers On Twitter Come For Him by taiwokyle(m): 11:55am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Media senator, attention seeker |
Family / Re: 'I'm Childless! But, My Landlady Is Pregnant For My Husband!' by taiwokyle(m): 11:52am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Chommieblaq: jst viewin it frm d literary view. May God intervene 1 Like |
Business / Re: NNDC To Begin Oil, Gas Exploration In North-east In 2016 by taiwokyle(m): 11:49am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Noted |
Politics / Re: PHOTO: Nigerian Army Buries Boko Haram Militants In Sambisa Forest by taiwokyle(m): 11:48am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Dem suppose burn those wicked idiots. Burn in Hell. |
Health / Re: See What Banger Did To This Boy.(graphic pics) by taiwokyle(m): 11:45am On Dec 13, 2015 |
OMG... And they keep warnin u guys. #RewardOfDisobedience |
Nairaland / General / Re: If These People Are Your Relatives, Who Are You by taiwokyle(m): 11:44am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Me self na scam b dat, I be ghost or reincarnate |
Culture / Re: Tinubu,Ooni Of Ife,Others Attend Olu Of Warri Colourful Coronation(photos) by taiwokyle(m): 11:41am On Dec 13, 2015 |
My classy Ooni,,, I doff my hat. I dey follow Queen of England kom greet U. Kabiesi oooo |
Family / Re: 'I'm Childless! But, My Landlady Is Pregnant For My Husband!' by taiwokyle(m): 11:30am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Better siddon wit ur property. Whr anoda husband dey Jst be hopeful and prayerful. God'll surely answer ur prayer. 17 Likes 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Respect Money Makers, Not Money Stealers! by taiwokyle(m): 11:20am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Nigerians being scammed since 1670... |
Education / Re: Parent's Reply To A Teacher's Comment On Child's School Report Card by taiwokyle(m): 11:17am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Upon hundreds of thousands paid as school fees! Toor #wetinconcernme 16 Likes |
Politics / Re: Photos From The Car Robbery At Ilasa Maja, Lagos by taiwokyle(m): 11:13am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Money for 'odun' by all means. Nawa o |
Celebrities / Re: Baby Photo Of Flavour N'abania by taiwokyle(m): 11:06am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Been sexy since 1840 |
Health / Re: Man Survives Fatal Accident Which Almost Killed Him, Wakes Up From Coma by taiwokyle(m): 8:52am On Dec 13, 2015 |
God is Great!!! |
Politics / Re: Buhari, Order Immediate Arrest Of Okonjo-Iweala & Emefiele - By Ilesanmi Omabomi by taiwokyle(m): 8:50am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Insurance dey cover big thieves. Na vegetable thief dey enta pepper 51 Likes |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo, After 9hrs Queue During Fuel Scarcity by taiwokyle(m): 8:47am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Shakiti bobo, we go on gen 2day |
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo, After 9hrs Queue During Fuel Scarcity by taiwokyle(m): 8:47am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Shakiti bobo |
Celebrities / Re: The Parents Of Mavin Records Act D'ija (Photos) by taiwokyle(m): 8:45am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Trending since her rumored marriage. Wetin concern me wit her parent 7 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: Update On Dasukigate: Why Tribune, Independent, Telegraph Didnt Get Their Share by taiwokyle(m): 8:42am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Go and report urself at efcc. Shikena #coward |
Business / Re: Which Bank Is The Best And Most Friendly To A Business That's Just Starting by taiwokyle(m): 8:39am On Dec 13, 2015 |
Na Fidelity bank sure pass. Cos of d easy access 2 loan. 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: History And Meaning Of Nigeria Army Motto by taiwokyle(m): 8:37am On Dec 13, 2015 |
AWUA |
Politics / Re: Pictures From Shiites-Army Clash In Zaria, Many Feared Dead by taiwokyle(m): 6:01pm On Dec 12, 2015 |
Nawa o |
Politics / Re: The Gift Abdulaziz Alsharrah Gave To Atiku Abubakar In Abuja by taiwokyle(m): 11:05am On Dec 10, 2015 |
Wetin dey thr?? |
Education / Re: Rivers University Expels Student For Having Speech And Hearing Challenges by taiwokyle(m): 7:12am On Dec 01, 2015 |
Ahhhh. Koda o. Diaris ability in disability!!! 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Sexy Picture Of Flavour Standing In A Canoe by taiwokyle(m): 12:51pm On Nov 30, 2015 |
Eh ehn? Watch out for mine too; sexy pix of Taiwo on his yatch #gbam |
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Name Of This Drink? by taiwokyle(m): 1:33pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
[quote author=mzlewis post=35194552]Magarrita[/quote
Laughing!!! |
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