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True talk op.

Story for the gods

Hahahahahahahaha.. Op just say you are a comedian

Veralaw:
Are you a ritualist?

exactly what came to my mind.

tosyne2much:
. I think this will be fun

Lemme Keep The Ball Rolling

I used to think ladies will get pregnant when you hug them.. Sometimes when I managed to hugged them, I would start observing if their tummy will shoot out **covers face**

I used to think the process of child bearing was through vomiting

I used to think their bosom will burst if you press it hard, therefore, I was very conscious of the movement of my hand(s) ** covers face**

When I asked them out, I would start praying they dont tell their mom therefore, wooing wasn't a problem, the problem was fear of their confession to their mom

I used to think girls do not excrete

Guys And Ladies, Pls Share Yours

ha-ahn! Please cover the face very well.

Sorry but i knt read all dis

Lol

EATING

Its When people like op preach that ppl ll fall asleep

ireneony:
of recent am so active on nairaland, though I joined last year. since no boyfriend for now my phone is my husband.
I know most person that active on nairaland faces the same situation with me.
sometimes is good to be single but sometimes I can't help it o....loneliness will kill someone

hmmmm maybe

Mustack:
my dearest ma, me like slimmy girl oh.. as a matter of fact I don't have one now but I prefer slimmy girl to be my wife..
even if she getting fatter I will find a way to make her reduce it.

lol correct guy, unlike those d@ ll never be realistic

1-some types of birth control
2-child bearing
3-peace
4-maybe too much food.
I dont think its realy their fault so guys embrace it, afterall most nigerian men dont like slim/skinny girls so why complaining again?

Hmmm this is intresting. Nyc one op

Sang uh reul sarang han in uh, by jo kwan woo

Real men cry only fake boys dont

tosyne2much:
Observing things frm a coconut tree

These are real awkward moments oooo

the day you will fall down from a coconut tree..

Gizkid85:
taleeysun u ar a woman aw womanish

being a woman isnt bad, bt being a boy@ur age, hun