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bekay911:
Pls wat do u mean by unmentionables?

^^^ boobs!

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt] Movies? Like seriously? [/size][/color]

^^^ yeah am darn serious, if i can remember, the title is "take me out tonight".It is a 2011 movie.

I just saw a movie recently and a girl told a guy that " a girl knows when a guy is looking @ her unmentionables." The guy actually tried a number of times, while she looked away and all the time he did, she guessed RIGHT! Well that's of course a movie, but do they really know?

Swit up:
It got me goin LOL, so i'll call it a joke. At it's betta than many. Thumbs up Gees; your joke get SWAG

^^^ tnks amigo,

Lucario007:
@ Talking
nice one guy keep em coming originality in jokes
[s]p.s ignore & forgive Ajibel and Bright because they have no ability to recognize comedy.[/s]
All na disame jo

^^^ No mnd dem, all na d same joor oohhh

Walks in checks polls, ***it is all fine here. Hope there are no reegers in the house?*** Gracias amigos

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=814743.msg9679214#msg9679214 date=1322840839]lolz just imagine Thanks anyway
[/quote]^^^ U r not unwelcome dear.

mustspin:
na joke o mr bright, no come tear me up o

^^^ Naa, he aint gonna do poo.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=814743.msg9678392#msg9678392 date=1322835606]hmm why is Natasha appearing twice? this is unfair couldn't you have done something to differentiate? I'm loosing votes because of this, its not fair a all, Please my fans vote the Natasha with the higher votes don't vote the one with lower votes, you are wasting my votes , Poster thank you for this great wickedness  Thank you jare but you voted the wrong one, hope you voted the two Natashas anyway so I don't have to loose  [/quote]^^^ Didn't really notice but don't warri, we would add up all d two. As at the time of my typing, u have 24 votes and still counting.

freecocoa:
Okay na for india you go get the jazz wey dey work for you abi? Oya na I dey go baba ijebu place now,power go jam power for this election.

^^^ dis is gonna be the battle of muzanga part 3.

Ajibel:
^ are u a soothsayer, im sure he's gonna find 1 immediately after kingdom comes

Wislet:
Most hilarious thread of de year + fakest OP of the century. Looool

^^^
@ thread, and where is the rokiatu sef?***incantations, incantations*** "Rokiatuuuu, appearrrr"

Dyt:
leaf m jor
na weddin expenses dey worry him

^^^ Oh i see, too badt

xynerise:
pathetic sychophant

^^^ignores ignores ignores

Dyt:
bt e b lyk say my votes no dey count again o

^^^***campaigning, *** Cast all ur votes for Dyt as Miss NL 2011 or else, ban awaits you.

Dyt:
well since dey r all guys i ll possible seduce dem
u jst dey collate d results

^^^ OK, I already have two boxes in ma custody. BTW, Seduce dem with wat ? who say U no go win ooo, pangolo***singing***

Dyt:
ID
i must win dis o
frowns

^^^ OK, I already have two boxes in ma custody. how many u see snatch?

Dyt:
i must REEJ dis
na only 2 votes i get

^^^ only two? I dey ur back for the reejing process. We go 1st snatch d ballot boxes, after then leave the rest to me.