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I think this thread should have been called "Sexkillz & his Female admirers VS Lefulefu and tellwisdom."
Me am outta here.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this relationship. They are aged adults who have come to understand the need to be in the company of the other. They should not be denied that right, and of course, the can't. So I'll just say ***carry-on grand ma and grand pa.***

bright007:
@talking:u are affirmatively correct!This is å pirated work from my original masterpiece which I titled ”Nairaland gbogbo Biz gurls“

^^^ just add ur own new submissions and lets keep it coming.

It was copied from you abi

Chic: I always use an ipad when ever I'm menstruating.

Ajibel:
Jokes rating 1%

Kunbee:
He try

One evening, Mike went over to his friend's house to play cards with Terry and some other friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife Susan. When Mike dropped a playing card on the floor and bent down to pick it up, he looked across underneath the table and saw that Terry's wife had her legs wide open with no panties on. Mike then sat up and tried hiding the fact that he was flushed. When Mike went into the kitchen to get a drink of water, to his surprise, Susan had followed him into the kitchen and said in a sultry voice, "Did you like what you saw?" Mike replied with enthusiasm, "Yes, I did!" Terry's wife then said, "Well, you can get more than a look, but it will cost you $500." So Mike thought about his financial situation and said okay. Susan then said, "Come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work." Mike said with a smile, "I'll see you then." The next afternoon Mike went
over, they had sex, he gave her the $500, then he left. Later that evening, Terry came home and asked his wife, "Has Mike been over here today?" Thinking she had been caught, she said, "As a matter of fact, he did." Terry said, "Good! Because that fool came by my office early this morning and asked to borrow $500. He said he'd pay me back
before suppertime, which sounded a bit quirky, but I gave it to him anyway. He said he would probably leave the money with you."

One naija chic went to a party and was trying to form for ha friends, so she said
"that party was da bomb, U guys missed a lot. I ate and ate, and was so filled. The one I enjoyed most was the hot salad. It was just too delicious!!!

I like the outspokenness and openess of the poster. Like he said, haters, keep hating.

Mumu poster, So you need to ask NLders if you should take a poo? ***walks out & bangs the door @ poster!***

Anoda psycho on the loose. Catch Him now b4 he,

bashy_demy:
^^ hmmm you look like person wey get car?

oya tell me how many gear car dey get?

where[b] turtle[/b] dey inside car?

where brake dey?

where VIN dey enough for now

^^^LMAO @ the bolded,

We are not in politics section, we are in joke section. Where the fu!!ck is your sense of humor?

If you do not get the joke, get the fu!!ck out there are many other threads in joke section.
^^^ There is no "joke" in ur silly post. BTW, It is not compulsory to post anything. If u dont have any gud jokes, then just read other people's jokes, simple.

****faints****

Nicest thread so far amigo. Keep it up.

^^^ No mind the mumu guy joor, hin forget hin googles for hin GF toilet
Back to the thread, LMAO***thinking of my victim*****

And what gives you the impression that they are facebooking? ***Dis NLanders sef***

This is in the jokes section? BORINNNNNNGGGGGGG

What is this? Moderator please proof read some post b4 they get on the FP. SMH and walks out!***and don't notify me of replies from this thread*** "Bangs door!"

dani1luv:
i just got my blackberry broomtouch 1. . . . But i neva buy my pin

^^^I loff this one,

apoti:
I prefer London to Uk during winter

^^^^ I loff this one tooo, hehehehe

geogeo01:
Boy: shd I buy U shawama. Gurl: no tnx, I don't tk alcohol

^^^ Hmmn I like this one.lmao

Some more,
Guy: "are you in school?"
Chic: "yes of course"
Guy: "Which school are you in?"
Chic: "I'm in Federal University of Technology, Abuja.
Guy: "Really?"
Chic: "Yes"
Guy: " How was ur matriculation?"
Chic: "hmmn, My dear, it was tough oh, imagine the lecturer nearly failed me. But i passed sha."

Keep it coming guys and ladies,

Nice collections dude, u really got me LMAO.

Ben-10:
A Doc prescribed the robot.

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. he decided to test it at dinner:

Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?
Son: At school (robot slaps son)
. . . Son: Okay I went to the movies!
Dad: Which one?
Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)

Son: Okay I was watching indecency.
Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what indecency was! (robot slaps dad)
Mom: Hahahahaha ! after all he is your son!(robot slaps mom)

^^^

Ben-10:
Doc: Are nigerians not tired of naming their twins Taiwo n Kehinde,peter n paul, victor n Victoria? why cant we use names like Copy n Paste, Find n Replace, Clearing n Forwarding, Dolce n Gabbana, Goodness n Mercy, Keyboard n Monitor, Facebook n Twitter, Input n Output, Open n Close, Undo n Redo. etc.

^^^ I think I concur

i think it is a south african "Julius Malema" that said this and not our dear 1st lady. so let's be sure what we post.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Rather than derail the post and hate the poster, i think it's a funny but gud question to ansa.
@ thread, I'll jst send ha away with immediately alacrity. "she even has the gods to tell me dat 'U think say u sabi run abi?' god punish devil.

Naija, sense too much. I like hin style joor. Who dem wan send go MARS forever Its a good negotiation, and trust the politician na Ibo man.

The husby na superman? LWTMB4H

Some naija chics were trying to "form levels" show how exposed and classic they are. These are their comments in a bid to impress.

Kelechi: "I love wearing my G-strings because of its back pockets"
Folake: "If u don't have meat pie, scotch egg or burger, just give me snacks."
Ekkaette: "We used to have three swimming pools in our house until armed robbers stole one recently."
Amina: "I love to sit by the window whenever I travel by plane because I usually open the windows for fresh air."

If U've heard some, keep it coming,