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Relax101:
^^^Y?
Is the conversation not romantic?

^^^ does d topic sound romantic or humorous? See my point, Now where is dat Moderator sef?

bandiejay:
i dont care as long as i do not know she is freeeeeeeeee

^^^ she is free doing what?

it is well:
Op, what are u also doing right now. Are u sure your future wife will be proud of u?

^^^^ Yes I am sure she will be proud of me.

Mr, Cork:
^^^future wife? hell nOooooo!!

^^^ Guy U no wan marry ni?

slimyem:
hehehehe.orishirishi!
Why are you bothering your head over what you can't ever know and what can't add any value to you life?
And then you want me to bother my head over the same sense.less issue??nonsense!!

^^^ what makes u feel it wouldn't add value to ur life If u had a clue as to wat he is doing @ d moment, it could inspire U to be d best u need to be. Enof said.

Aarrrggghhhh, OP too much tory for hia. And d gurls r loving it, No wonder they always flock around you. Keep it up Amigo.

MODERATOR, Dis should be moved to the jokes station,

Jenifa_:
ok ok. I'll post my pic. here u go  be nice

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dis is a pic of Funke Akindele and not U.

D pix is not as scary as i tot, but OP take ur tym dia.

Hey pwetty, seeing u has made my heart skip. I need u 2 put it back on track.

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]Nice topic. But your reference to giving them access to your wallet is inconsequential in all it's totality, as no sane man flashes his wallet to absolute strangers!. . .

Now, i wont say it's as a result of shyness! Some girls are congenitally shy though, but the underlying factor of unapproachability has to do with the completely unfounded statement that "Men must make the first move"! And believe you me, a lot of ladies are subscribers to this unsubstantiated statement. I ask again, why a lady should let something good pass her by just because she is shy to talk. Na wa o! Oya mi lenu gan! Smacks of immaculate discombobulation. Kudos to ladies who actually know what they want, and go for it, irrespective of whether the guy turns them down or not! That courage should be applauded. . . [/size][/color]

^^^ On point amigo. Kudos to those chics who know wat they want and don't let it slip by.

Oga OP, U knw what to do, then do it. BTW, d post is a novel on its own, ish!

And so wat OP? Just continue going out with the bad guys in the name of SWAGGER and they'll keep breaking your hearts. > Rather than complain, you can get the good guy and change his fashion sense to yours simples!
Enofsaid!

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A little kiss in public? Sounds fun, but it has to be LITTLE.

I think it's just nature, cos girls also check out guys assets as they stroll by e.g their muscles, chest, butts and most attimes their "major man"

It is called "Possessive nature of human beings". It's both ways

OP, I'll advise u get BF no 3 and BF no 4. Hence, U'll b able 2 make an informed decision. But better still, you went to skul 2 study and from ur linguistics, u r not doing that. So study hard, then u'll b a better person. Enof said

Na waah for this pikin wey say im be OP OOO. This one just dey fall bobos hand. Guy go jump inside well, u go understand wetin she mean. Shiooooor!!!!

SMH @ thread. Tribalism will definitely not get us anywhere in this country.

Oga OP, just stay away from the girl and enjoy your new relationship. "An opportunity missed can never be regained"
Signs out!

Wow!!! I know the plce, cos I have worked in VI. Now am in abuja, no longer in lagos except when am on leave. Hope i have not disappointed you? Maybe some other time, in lagos or elsewhere. All the same, enjoy ur lunch.cheers

A very sincere and outspoken Nigerian. Keep it up, and enjoy your marriage.Cheers

Lunch?Ok. So where r u so dat we could arrange something. Dats if u r serious

HAckers!!!!! Facebook!!!ok ooo, I am eagerly waiting,

This is good, but he still has the same challenges that Sia1 had. Hope he will be able to deal with it. Wish him all the best.