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The king killed 2 goats and 1 chicken for a gathering of 10 men including himself. 2 goats= 2 heads, 8 legs; 1 chicken = 1 head, 2 legs; 10 men = 10 heads, 20 legs. Total number of heads = 13, total number of legs = 30
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dadaic: Nice thread...

I will share my experience...

I was invited to Aiico for the first time in my life, and there i was with my friend, and some other people, the man asked a question to the first person, if you were told that you have just had HIV and you are still in the window stage, what would you have done if you realized the person you had sex with was Aan HIV patient, and to my surprise, the guy gave long stories...

The next question was given to the other guy where he was asked to differentiate between a blue/white collar job, you need to hear what a graduate said..

I was called for access bank interview after the man who claimed to have worked with aiico had his belt like those in the pyscho home, and we were so much, well, only 7 of us were called, i was called in for the first stage with a two panel interview, and wowed them, then i was called for the second stage and there it was, i made the interviewer cry when she asked me what my values were, (i can lie sha), but i just thought i could do pretty well at the interview, anyway, she gave me the job and i wasn't told to move to the third stage, you need to see me forming paparazzi for them, they would call me and ask if i was still interested, but i left.

Then GLO...UMM...Have you ever met sango wawa, that man is fresh, i handed my CV to him, and when i left his office, 2mins i was called in for the interview, anyway, i was shocked, i went home that day and to God be the glory went to borrow suit as usual, and i started my journey from ogun state to VI, when i got to CMS, rain started well and ended well on me, and there i was, they look at your attire, your confidence, and for the ladies, please find brazilian hair to borrow, this is no joke, they look at this, i was not given the job when i was shivering my ass out, i couldn't talk, my friend who was also there was not given the job, she didn't make her hair, that was their reason, you need to see the ladies asking questions, the company will run down if those kind of people continue there.

Then Sahara, well, people won't believe it, we were asked to look for white nokia 3310, you need to see people rushing to village to buy phone na, the next stage, we were asked to dress in a traditional attire and discuss on what we have worn, third stage, we were asked to dance azonto, at stage four, people didn't show up anymore, because they thought it was a joke, then they asked to tell if they had ever cheated before in their relationship, i mean they would let you wait till late that night, well, after so many insult and useless ideas these so called hr think they have, the job was given to some few persons.

[b]And my last one, umm, there are plenty sha, but me i won't say the name of the company...so easy, and the pay is about 320,000k, yes oo, in naija, if you like believe it or not. I met the man at the plane, and we just talked, he was asking general questions and there he was just finding out my views to somethings, as plane land, he said i didn't realize i was on the plane, for stealing my attention, here is my card, i was like who are these gay people again, i didn't call the man with my shakara sef, but with my big head, i took my phone and called the man, he told me he was flying back to lagos and if i would love to accompany him, after all na woman i come find, as i through with the woman, i enter plane oo,..no jokes, and again as a big mouthed person my father taught me, i stole his attention, i didn't know i was talking to the ceo of the company and he invited me over, asked me to come see him at sheraton, o boy, which kind man i meet na, and he was with his PA, and some other white people like this, and me wey be sey e don tey wey i be wan talk my mind to these white people, i was shocked, they just gave me a contract to fill, and there it was, the job, a PERMANENT KID WORKING WITH SO SO SO...It will be well sha, someday i would love to do this for someone as well, if you can steal my attention, then you have a job...[/b]

@ thread, quite interesting...
@ bolded,wat an intersting experience, buh u sef get mind to dey 'fly around' with the man.

edelweiss: My advise to u is to do any legitimate job available to raise capital,no matter how small the salary is, many of us don't have people to help us raise capital for business,the banks wants çolletleral,so all road seemed block but I for one know the is always a way,and being female who VOWED 2 ave things straight I planned a few thing.I graduated wit a 2'1 Unical biz mgt, lookd 4 a job for almost a yr,but I decided to take a 25k job,while at d job, my first salary, I went to trade fair and told d owner of a perfume shop that I want to trade with 20k, I was given 4 5oml perfumes, which I ended up selling for like 7k each by the end of the next month I had up to 60k, I kept puting my little salary into my business'in six month I was worth more than half a million,(sincerely speaking all the money was from the perfume sales and salary)I was going to work one day I saw a shop at a bustop I stoped by and told them I wil come pay for the shop at d end of the day,I got dat shop with no exact tin in mind to sell, after I got the shop,I looked round d neighbourhood and asked myself what could I supply d area? That is how I started selling wine and spirit, I employed a sales girl, I know my stock taking'I was still working still selling my perfumes but my capital was diversify so I tot of how to make more money,I decided to ave a sales promo 'which was buy 5 100ml perfume or introduce me to people to buy it and get one free. Come and see girl friends scotting for people to buy my perfume, I enlarged my clientele, after dat promo boom I entered selling shirts along side it, today I tell u at 31, with just 25k salary I own dis business and a few I didn't mention and d natural law of money set in,I ave got anoda job in an international firm, all thru d connections of my client! So young man, pls go back to ur drawing table ,tap into positivity, and think, u will make a way for ur self! I even cleaned newly built houses to add to my capital! It was all about survival! So u too can do it, best of luck, MEG

well said ma'am. More ororo to ur elbows

enof said, especially from mr killz. Let it go and move on. okbye...next!

Advice gotten, okbye...next!

--Na condition make crayfish bend...
--Ear wey no dey hear word, go follow head fall for ground when dem cut am
--Na person wey shit and hin no clean nyansh fly dey follow pass

There are more negatives than positives. Be objective for a minute please. Hence, I'll pass until you can correct your biased post. SMH!

Dyt: dats jst 4 my pocket, he still recharges my fone



SERIOUSLY WATS WRONG WITH U MEN?
SPEND WEN U V
WE BOTH GIVE EACHOTHER
HE'S BROKE, I GIVE
SO WATS D BIG DEAL

so u only give him when he is broke? SmH!

Dyt: dats jst 4 my pocket, he still recharges my fone



SERIOUSLY WATS WRONG WITH U MEN?
SPEND WEN U V
WE BOTH GIVE EACHOTHER
HE'S BROKE, I GIVE
SO WATS D BIG DEAL

so u only give him when he is broke? SmH!
so u only give him when he is broke? SmH!
S u only give him when he is broke? SmH!
So u only give him when he is broke? SmH!

Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ:
Boko Haram is a very beautiful thing. Jst dat dia target is totally misdirected. They need to step up & intensify operations, but dis time dia target should simply be: POLITICIANs, PAST LEADERs, HIGH CHIEFs, HRHs, EMIRs, RELIGIOUS LEADERs, TOP GOVT FUCKTIONARIES, HEAD OF PARASTATALS etc. I cant imagine d kind of joy it wil giv real nigerians to watch d national assembly up in smoke on NTA. A house purely dedicated to d robbing n rubbishing of d name of dis country. Take it or leave it, d only way to salvage dis country is by VIOLENCE n more VIOLENCE targetting only d leaders. It all started in 1967, it must go on, irrespective of who champions it, until those bandits learn hw to b dia brothers keepers. BOKO HARAM more GREASE to ur BOMBs!

^^^ I sincerely hope that the next attack if it happens would kill someone U̶̲̥̅̊ cherish or L♥√ع, let's see what U̶̲̥̅̊ would write next, bongo. Rather than reprove their works, U̶̲̥̅̊ r here supporting them. Hediota!!!

Since d boko idiots hav decided †Φ kill innocent people αη∂ dia northern leaders r quiet about it, yet thousands ☀̤̣̈̇f christians have been killed, I suggest that we take the war †Φ them. We go αη∂ bomb the central mosque on a friday. Then, we would know the truth. If we continue †Φ b mute about this, it may be your beloved that will be affected next. Enofsaid

^^^ bros, I tot I was D̶̲̥̅̊ only one. I get pissed because ☀̤̣̈̇f dis

D̶̲̥̅̊ spartacus series surprises m̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ how he keeps out-smarting evry other person & cheating death even when confronted by ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ almost daily. Anoda one ‎​Į̸̸̨§ Nikita...she also keeps getting mercy
@ D̶̲̥̅̊ hand ☀̤̣̈̇f even D̶̲̥̅̊ arch-enemies. When D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ should kill her & escape while D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ still could, der will be one delay or †ЂΞ other & she will b spared or she will get help. So unprofessional.

I would rather go αη∂ work for †ЂΞ oil company, gather enof money αη∂ then start M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ own thing later. IMO, ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ ‎​Į̸̸̨§ better than jumping into uncertain waters ☀̤̣̈̇f entrepreneurship with both feet. A̶̲̥̅ word ‎​Į̸̸̨§ enof for †ЂΞ hearer.

Baba has turned in his position as †ЂΞ chairman ☀̤̣̈̇f PDP Board ☀̤̣̈̇f Trustees (BOT). ̶̲̥̅̊. ‎​Į̸̸̨§ der A̶̲̥̅ reason for this? Well, with time, we shall know. All other parties would definitely be happy because †ЂΞ "master strategist" ‎​Į̸̸̨§ out ☀̤̣̈̇f †ЂΞ game. Your thoughts on this NLanders

^^^ ‎​Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ oscofs, U̶̲̥̅̊ knw no say techno sef don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ browse? Abeg go grab ya copi while stock stil D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cos ppl D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ rush am like molue.

^^^^D̶̲̥̅̊ earlier U̶̲̥̅̊ said ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥, D̶̲̥̅̊ berra. Anyways, poo happens even in gollywood. ; ;DD

Bros, how I go take yab U̶̲̥̅̊, no mind M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ chinese keyboard, wt chinese characters. Jst dey totori ursef 4 d ;Dia

^^^^ bros, U̶̲̥̅̊ don try well well, infact U̶̲̥̅̊ don almost steal M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ show from m̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ sef. Kudos boss, keep ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ flowing

All ☀̤̣̈̇f una just D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ read D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pass, does dis mean una no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch Nollywood or chinko movies, make una drop una own quick quick

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball.
4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S.
5. US is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.

INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.
2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you "always choose the right one".
3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.
4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

NIGERIAN MOVIES TEACH US
1. Anything wrong with ur life Į̸̸̨§ caused by your grand mother in †ЂΞ village
2. Babalawo can make U̶̲̥̅̊ have plenty money but himsef Į̸̸̨§ very poor.
3. A̶̲̥̅ person announces his death before falling †Φ †ЂΞ ground because ☀̤̣̈̇f being shot
4. Every graduate d̶̲̥̅̊ªt gets A̶̲̥̅ job, gets A̶̲̥̅ big well furnished office with clean car αη∂ A̶̲̥̅ nice apartment with ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥.
5. Every house in abuja Į̸̸̨§ fine & well furnished.
Add ur own piece. ‎​=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

slimyem: the thread title says Looks versus Eloquence!

Yea neither did ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ say 'eloquence in English language' . I would prefer A̶̲̥̅ hot latina chick who ‎​Į̸̸̨§ nt eloquent †Φ A̶̲̥̅ fugly Nigerian chic dats very eloquent. Simples!

Eloquence is not important at all IMO, CHARACTER is key. Simples!

It doesnt matter where u meet the person, U could have d feeling of approaching or "toasting" ha right from the 1st time u saw ha. The only abomination is this, do not tell ha u love ha even if u think u do, cos der is love @ 1st sight. This can come up later if there will b a later of course.

@ OP, if u want to succeed in ur quest, find a time when she is alone, else, the other girls will rubbish u and make jest of u @ d end. A word is enof

@ OP, if u want to succeed in ur quest, find a time when she is alone, else, the other girls will rubbish u and make jest of u @ d end. A word is enof

I learnt d̶̲̥̅̊ªt Abramhimovic wants †Φ bring Joachim low ☀̤̣̈̇f Germany †Φ stanford bridge. ‎​Į̸̸̨§ dis A̶̲̥̅ right step looking @ D̶̲̥̅̊ supposed failure ☀̤̣̈̇f philipe scolari.

^^ AVB was always objective, he even called A̶̲̥̅ meeting where he asked evryperson †Φ say his mind wtout any fear ☀̤̣̈̇f stigmatisation & D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ still ddnt improve. They give him D̶̲̥̅̊ ' nod' but go behind & plot his downfall. †Φ m̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥, he was very objective & he encouraged them A̶̲̥̅ lot

^^^ mumu, how ‎​Į̸̸̨§ ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ ha fault? So U̶̲̥̅̊ r saying d̶̲̥̅̊ªt men don't drop dia windows cos ☀̤̣̈̇f traffic even when his car doesn't hav AC? Get A̶̲̥̅ life buzu.@ odas, rather than appreciate D̶̲̥̅̊ info, U̶̲̥̅̊ r busy whining ova ha misuse ☀̤̣̈̇f words. Dis NLanders sef. SMH