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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Avb Sacked! Who Is Next? by Talking(op): 8:39pm On Mar 04, 2012

werepeLeri:
Is Abrahamovich a coach?

^^^ Since he is good at sacking coaches at any slight fall of his coaches, he should select the team himself, train dem as well for just a season, perhaps, he would learn that it isn't the fault of these coaches most times but of the old guard of players at Chelsea.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Avb Sacked! Who Is Next? by Talking(op): 8:31pm On Mar 04, 2012

D trend of sacking managers and coaches at Chelsea since the arrival of Billionaire owner Abrahamovich is becoming unbecoming cry

. From Claudio Ranieri to Jose Mourinho, to Avram grant, to Fillipe scolari, to Carlo Ancelloti, to Andres Villas Boas, to huh

One cannot cease to ponder on who would possibly be the next manager of Chelsea FC. Speculators say it could be Mourinho grin

, who has succeeded every other place he has gone to since leaving Chelsea. Some others say it's going to be Pep Guardiola cheesy

, who currently is doing great at Barcelona. Some have also speculated that its going to be Rafael Benitez lipsrsealed

. But the question is these: Is it really the fault of these previous coaches not to have succeeded like Mourinho or because of some cabalistic tongue

old players? undecided

Well, left to me, I would suggest that Abrahamovich should take up the coaching job for a season and lets see what he would achieve, maybe at the end, he would have learnt one or two lessons. lipsrsealed

Whats your take on this issue? huh

Politics › Re: Federal Civil Servants Have Not Been Paid Their January,2012 Salary.why? by Talking(m): 6:31pm On Feb 12, 2012

D̶̲̥̅̊ problem ‎Į̸̸̨§ not wt FG but wt IPPIS.some has been paid so odas may not hav bn paid because ☀̤̣̈̇f issues wt dia info on IPPIS website. ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ will soon b resolved

Romance › Re: There's Dis Short Guy Dat I Just Met, Few Weeks Ago, He Is Caring, Lovin, Rich, Mobile, Outspoken,ne by Talking(m): 11:10am On Jan 26, 2012

OP, oshofree na I'm D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ worry U̶̲̥̅̊.U̶̲̥̅̊ bera pass b4 U̶̲̥̅̊ eventually end up wt ur 'short' dude.ℓ☺ℓ°˚˚˚ mumuni

Romance › Re: A Common Picture Caused My Break Up With This Guy by Talking(m): 4:47pm On Jan 25, 2012

U guys shd giv the OP a break puulleeaasseeee. OP, ur supposed guy is just looking for a way to bolt outa the relationship simples! BTW, does he own U? U don beg, hin still dey vex, make hin go hug transformer joor. As far as u ddnt put up an unclad pix of ursef, even if u put up a pix showing both of u,and he is angry about it, then he isnt proud of U. Enofsaid!!! lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny/dirty Words Used In Nigerian News Papers by Talking(m): 3:38pm On Jan 25, 2012

shadrach77:
FG vows to tackle corruption

FG vows to unmask Ige's killers

Keshi set to pocket 5 million naira

shadrach77:
Obasanjo Blasts Atiku

Saraki tasks Jonathan

Tinubu dragged to court

^^^^^Laff Don Make Me Give Boko Haram Una House Addresses ooooo grin

Romance › Re: Is He For Real. by Talking(m): 3:31pm On Dec 19, 2011

nicky4lif:
(1)It will be written all over her(2)she will never get angry when ever she asked for somtin nd say u don't hav(3)she will be willing to make sacrifices,even without u asking or knowing abt it,nd many more.

^^^ I tot u advised that a true lover will not b angry wen he/she asks for somtin and u dnt give them. huh

Romance › Re: Is He For Real. by Talking(m): 1:43pm On Dec 19, 2011

OP, wat did u get or give him for xmas, just asking? huh

Romance › Re: My Nigerian Women! by Talking(m): 1:20pm On Dec 19, 2011

@ OP brb, ur tory too long joor!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Simple Answers To Dumb Qwesions! by Talking(op): 10:08am On Dec 19, 2011

Chitika:
I've been laughing so hard, my stomach hurts))

Abeg, take septrin make e for no burst. grin

Dgunnerz:
What's that?

^^^anoda mumuni qwesion. Mtssshheeeewwwww! angry

Romance › Re: All "players" Get Caught! True Or False by Talking(m): 1:59pm On Dec 16, 2011

sexkillz:
[color=#000070]LMAO!
Fun of being caught? Let me tell you what happened to a neighbor of mine in PHC! The day the 3 girls he was playing caught up with him, they went into his wardrobe armed with scissors and designed all his clothes!

What's fun about that? [/color]

^^^ Dats d fun am talking about, turning his clothes to designers!!! grin

Romance › Re: All "players" Get Caught! True Or False by Talking(m): 9:38am On Dec 16, 2011

@ topic, they venture into it because of the fun of being caught later and being tagged a "player"
enofsaid! lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Did She Feel It Or Not? by Talking(m): 9:37am On Dec 16, 2011

bin gbagbo:
My girfriend's friend (girl), usually visits us and sometimes spends the night with us.3 nights ago, i unconciously caressed her right arm whilst she was sleeping.I did this for several minutes, but she didnt move.Is it possible she never felt caressed because she was fast asleep?
Aside that, once i touched her butt, and she didnt complain! she didnt report me too. . .Could she be interested in me? serious comments, please!

^^^ ***cheat on the loose!!!***U r not even ashamed of ursef, cheating on ur GF right under her assss!!!!Get a life dude. angry

Romance › Re: Could It Be That Hard To Stop? by Talking(m): 9:33am On Dec 16, 2011

@ topic, Yes it could be most times. lipsrsealed

Jokes Etc › Re: Simple Answers To Dumb Qwesions! by Talking(op): 7:32am On Dec 16, 2011

Dgunnerz:
I don't have an in-built balls oooooooo.

^^^ but u have in-built boris!!!! grin

BUSHY-ANUS:
* slaps op *

^^^ ***breaks bottle on bushy-anus's bushy big head*** angry

bright007:
Thanks for your observation

^^^ U r nt unwelcome wink

mikuz:
@op
Mikuz- are you cooking?
Talking - no,na ya head i dey boil! Mumuni
Mikuz - are you having s. e .x ?
Talking - no, na hole i dey drill! Mumuni
Mikuz - is she ya wife?
Talking - no,she's just the mother of my children. Mumuni
Mikuz - you look wet,were you beaten by this rain?
Talking - no, i just dey come out from swimming pool! Mumuni
Mikuz - where is that noise coming from? is that the sound of ya generator?
Talking - no,na transformer i dey use! Mumuni
Mikuz - I will like to come for the party,should i dress well?
Talking - no,just come with boxers! Mumuni
Mikuz - do you drink satchet water?
Talking - no, na only pure water dey take. Mumuni
Mikuz - do you want to go out in this hot sun?
Talking - no, wait na call i wan make, i dey come!Mumuni

Jokes Etc › Re: Simple Answers To Dumb Qwesions! by Talking(op): 4:47pm On Dec 15, 2011

bin gbagbo:
JOKE GRADING: D

^^^ Tnx for ur grading, atleast I pass. tongue

Jokes Etc › Simple Answers To Dumb Qwesions! by Talking(op): 4:33pm On Dec 15, 2011

Here are a few answers for some MUMU QUESTIONS.

Answers for stupid questions:
1. Some1 cals u at 2 a.m in the night nd ask u "are u sleeping?" embarassed

Ans :no,I'm picking beans, tongue

, ,
2. When its raining and som1 notices u going out yet they ask,are u going out in this rain?? , embarassed

Ans: no in the next one tongue

3. You're making out with your girlfriend then u start pulling her pants den she asks; what are u trying to do?? embarassed

Ans: I want to wash them 4 u tongue

4 They see u coming out of the bathroom, wet; did u just have a bath? embarassed

Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl. tongue

5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going 2ur office,yet they ask, r u going up?? embarassed

Ans: no, I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me! grin

6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and u still ask him, are those flowers? embarassed

Ans: no baby, they're carrots! tongue

7. You're in the toilet nd u locked the door,som1 knocks on the door asking; is any1 there? embarassed

Ans: No! na shit lock the door, mtscheew!! tongue

8. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a frnd sees u and asks; what are you doing here? embarassed

Ans: I'm here to pay my school fees!, Mumu tongue

9. When pple see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping?? embarassed

Ans:No!I'm practising to die!! MUMU QUESTIONS, MTSCHEWWW, grin

If u have some more, don't hesitate to put them up here. Cheers! cheesy

Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Know? by Talking(op): 10:08am On Dec 08, 2011

Mynd_44:
What's my business if she knows or not?

^^^

Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Know? by Talking(op): 7:53am On Dec 07, 2011

purefella:
it's very simple , she will know why? because she will feel cooler , the eyes has this gravity to make someone feel cooler or the other way round , when your eyes are on something you like the living objects feels it , example is if you go to a place where they really like you , you feel cooler , even if you look at a woman bossoms distance away she will feel it

^^^ I dont get ur point amigo.

Romance › Re: Ladies Pick Your Christmas Husband. . . by Talking(m): 4:38pm On Dec 06, 2011

***walks in, looks around, then exits to brb!***

Romance › Re: How Young Is Too Young To Date? by Talking(m): 4:06pm On Dec 06, 2011

jascon1:
love is a crazy thing. its easy to roll our lips and sweat our throats, but when it comes it takes the way and nothing stops it. it's obvious some people dont look their age. and age is not wisdom or maturity. people touch our lives in different ways and if you bet your love or respect on age, then you have mental tumour. reason is, you will always cautiously watch the ground you step on and neglect the roof bar that will behead you.
women in their mid' seek younger men for fantasy. younger girls seek older men for wisdom and material comfort. aged women seek peace. if a man has all the attribute your fantasy has ever revealed to you and more, you should waste no second to be happy with him irrespective of his age. dont be naive in your own wisdom, we lie. nigerians lie their ages and if you believe what you hear, you may have a hard time hearing what you believe.
a lot of girls/women remain single because of their HIGH taste or endless list. when the time comes and the 30's bell begin to toll, they will pray for ANY man to come their way. they will pay anything amount to buy his affection and family. if you (both) found love, then hold on strong. no love without differences

^^^ Iloff the above.

How old or how young does not really matter, wat matters is how matured.

Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Know? by Talking(op): 3:19pm On Dec 06, 2011

Kslib:
@OP!As for me,the girl won't even notice dat i'm looking,trust me!i knw my tactics.I can even be talking to her,at the same time be looking at her bosoms.NOTE:I DON'T HAVE HALF PAST SIX EYES OOHH!

^^^ ROTFLMAO @ the bolded. grin

@ topic, I actually agree with you.

Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Know? by Talking(op): 8:22am On Dec 06, 2011

bekay911:
Nope dont knw wat u mean. But how many tyms wud u stare @ a gals boobsy. Or arent u tired of staring? Isnt it d same wit the odas wats d diffrnc?

^^^ It is not a matter of being tired of staring. BTW, u can stare at someting u lyk even if it means doing it evry time u see it. It is d same wt guys & boobsies and girls & joysticks or bags. grin

Also, i dnt think boobsies are d same, wat happened to types lyk orange, pawpaw, melons, etc kinda boobsies? huh

Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Know? by Talking(op): 4:04pm On Dec 05, 2011

freecocoa:
I just know,maybe its natural or the fact that he stares at it with style,as in not the way he would normally look at something else,

^^^ lol @ 'natural instincts'

bekay911:
Its a natural instincts most ladies r endowed wit

^^^same wt d above.lol

slimyem:
op,this one you are keen on knowing,are you planning to take it up as a hobby??
i mean starin at bobbbies.just asking!

^^^ Not really. U all know guys love bosoms, but we would not want to be caught in d act, if u knw wat i mean. grin

Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Know? by Talking(op): 3:19pm On Dec 05, 2011

freecocoa:
I'm not kidding you,I really know.

^^^ then i don't believe, cos how would u knw? Still don't gerrit huh

Romance › Re: Do Girls Really Know? by Talking(op): 2:53pm On Dec 05, 2011

freecocoa:
^
Unmentionable according to oga seun is N I P P L E,I wonder why he chose that word for it,for all I know its mentionable in Nigeria and that's not a crime.

@ OP yes I know.
^^^ Really U must b kidding me here.

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