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"Olamide, wetin dey worry you?" I asked, trying to sound innocent, as we sat in my cozy living room.

"Quadri, Adedayo no dey perform well," she replied, her Yoruba accent thick and sultry. "I tire of pretending. He no dey last, and I need someone wey go make me feel alive."

I nodded sympathetically, understanding her frustration. "Don't worry, I go help you. But first, let's talk about Adedayo. What's going on?"

Olamide sighed, her shoulders sagging. "We've been dating for two years, but the spark's gone. He's always tired, always stressed. And when we try...you know...he can't keep up."

I listened attentively, my mind racing with solutions. "I see. And what about you? What do you need?"

Olamide's eyes locked onto mine, her gaze burning with desire. "I need someone who can satisfy me, quadri. Someone who'll make me forget Adedayo's shortcomings."

As we sipped tea made from Nigerian chocolate, Olamide's legs brushed against mine. The touch sent shivers down my spine.

"Quadro, make I confess," Olamide said, her voice barely above a whisper. "I don dey feel something for you since our first conversation. You're charming, intelligent, plus you sell herbs for sexual enhancement,you are the epitome of a perfect man...and I sense say you fit."

My heart skipped a beat. "Olamide, you be Adedayo's girlfriend."

"Adedayo no dey satisfy me," she replied, her eyes flashing with desire. "But I sense say you fit. You have the charm, the confidence...and I know you'll make me feel alive."

The air was electric. My resolve weakened.

"Olamide, are you sure?"

She nodded, her lips parting. "Mo sure, Quadri."

With that, my resolve shattered. Our lips met, and the room dissolved into passion.

As we broke apart, gasping for air, Olamide smiled mischievously.

"Quadri Omo iya Alagbo, you be better than Adedayo."

I chuckled, feeling victorious. "Na so dem dey talk."
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Engage and I promise to write three times a week

Take it to the zoo,how
How will he direct it Back to the zoo...
Let's the average man enjoy...

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God1000:
Nigerians will never learn, they collect bribe money from politicians, make wrong choices, then lament later


How much is 2k, 5k that will make you sell your vote, see what poverty has reduced our people to, they can't think properly again

You think a hungry man has too many options,the present administration has successfully weaponize poverty
I can't blame a man who sold his vote, it's bad but this is the present Nigeria..
Until there's a joint and concise effort to regain this country from the grasp of this heartless folks, people would keep buying votes..



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dumahi:
If this guy who has a source of daily income is doing this, what of those who are jobless?

Crazy my bro, very scary times...do well to afford confrontations

Learnt not to argue with people anymore now, the frustration in the land is finally at it peak and it takes little or nothing for people to unleash fury on you...
Be mindful,if it's not important, don't stress it...
And to the culprit,let the law do the needful

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advanceDNA:
U salary= 50k
Her salary= 50k

Every end of month when they pay you guys...

Your account: 20k
Her account: 80k

Read and comprehend this,first day at work and you are already sighting green light...
Focus son, this is not the best time for romance...


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Toor, Can't find the right word to use...


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As konji and its disciples gathered in my home, I knew my celibacy journey was nearing its end. The air was thick with tension, and my stomach tightened with anticipation. I thought of all your serious girlfriend who'd tempted me before, but none compared to the one knocking on my door.
Beauty was her name, physical asset was her second name and his ancestral lineages was from the folks that specialized in tormenting men in bed



"Who is it?" I asked, stalling.

"Olamide,Adedayo's girlfriend," a sultry voice replied.

I opened the door to find a stunning woman, her curves accentuating in her red gown. Her eyes sparkled with mischief, and I knew I was my celibacy was on it last leg

As I stepped aside, Olamide's gaze swept across the room, her eyes lingering on the faint scent of incense and the soft candlelight. She smiled, knowing she was the reason for this setup.

"Adedayo sent me," she said, her voice dripping with seduction.

I raised an eyebrow. "What's his message?"

Olamide's lips curled. "I overheard him talking about your masterful ability in bed and I'm here to find out since Adedayo has failed to borrow a leaf out of your book and treat me like a proper woman...

With that, she glided in, her red gown shimmering like fire. My resolve crumbled, and I knew I was lost.

"Stay," I whispered, my voice barely audible.

Olamide's laughter sent shivers down my spine. "I planned to," she said, her eyes flashing with desire.

As she drew near, her warmth enveloped me, and I felt the last threads of my celibacy unravel.





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Hear to read lies and truth...
I sell herbs

What's the motive behind pictures like this seff,I no understand Seff...
Welcome to Nigeria tho...


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Committing a crime and pushing others into the said crime...nice one



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vanbonattel:
In Ondo?

OMG!

Hope they didn’t vandalize it?

Do you get paid for this


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AngelicBeing:
Lol at your last sentence, that is regardless of the bulshit story, you still sell your herbs for sexual enhancement, Haha 😂

Everyone with their primary concerns

naturefellow:
cunning (for next time)

I'm actually very correct my bro...


I sell herbs sha

The courage people have lately ehnn


But I sell herbs for everything sexual enhancement tho

Omo life happens to people,the race for success is one crazy journey...


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But them use 5 billion renovate vp presidential mansion for Lagos...why is vp having a presidential mansion in Lagos in the first place,I thought Abuja is the FTC...


I sell herbs joor

Thank God for your life first,unless I'm travelling by air, anything outside my region is a no go area...



I sell herbs tho

Your married friend?? We should start from there first...
Cheating on his woman and expecting truthfulness from his side-chick..
Corny man die, corny man bury am...

I sell herbs for sexual enhancement tho

Sounds desperate right?? But you'll still complain If she's forming hard to get....
December is here already sha,but what do I know than to sell herbs for sexual enhancement



Check siggy,I active die

EzehFx:
Calm down... It just my humble suggestion. Don't eat yourself up. I'm confident at what I do.

We Nigerians don't really believe in online skill and it what is fetching millions right now. Trust me if I had funds to trade I won't be where I am now but since I don't I just keep on developing my skill more

How much funds do you need

Nothing lasts forever," they say. Deep in me, I knew my celibacy journey was a thing of days, not weeks. Life selling sexual enhancement herbs seems to have blown me into riches, granting me free sex. Even on days I decide to be steadfast and disciplined with my vows, the sweet nature of Eves always seems to sell me out easily.

Just like my forefathers and the biblical Samson and Solomon, we are born to recreate. The major process of human recreation is through the sweetness of what your serious girlfriend cherishes the most.

The presence of league football did nothing to conquer my libido, Arsenal failed to defeat the pensioners, shitty lost but Liverpool seems to be going stronger..I keep wondering if my darling gunners would ever win the League again. So after my mini disappointment,I retired back to my bed at night, never had I derived joy from the comfort of being outside; nothing was going to come between the undying, unquantifiable, unimaginable love I have for my room.

So, after the herculean task of cleaning up my small space, making sure the toilet and kitchen sparkled like new, I retired into my bed. Armed with me was a steaming bowl of what my mom would have termed "poison" (sorry, I suck at cooking). But what I made today was far better than my previous attempt; the rice was good, the stew was a little overcooked, but Bleep my taste buds – in the battle of food, only my stomach matters.

So, after devouring my Hilda Baci (chai, that yansh again) inspired cooking, the air of Eros came knocking on my door. This familiar tightening in my lower stomach came visiting; it was konji and its disciples, and my home was their meeting point.

Eagleways:
you sell weed and it is not a problem , right?

Weed, you need deliverance my brit

Eagleways:
you are part of the problem tho

How my brother

Not done with boko haram,the menace of bandit, now lakurawa has successfully rear it head...
There's only one solution to the traumas of Nigeria, unity has failed to work, diplomatic approach has failed to work....
Using the words of my former classmate ", it's better to live in tens in relative peace than to live in hundreds in wars and unrest."

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[quote author=SmartPolician post=132803263]Baba, e ni suru...The only Lagbaja we know is a masked Yoruba musician. But Mr Taoreed has made your family name so popular, making him the icon of the family. Buying him that form was one of the best things that happened to the Lagbajas[/quote

Man is regretting losing a child, you are saying he brought fame to the family...
How does that correlates, what's fame if the younger ones in the family keeps dying...


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New world order you say

The wickedness of human being ehnnn,

I don't even know what to type anymore...


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A woman serving what she believes in meticulously,if Christians can kiss the cross then what's the crime in this...

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Not supporting domestic violence ooo,but this kind of photoshoot is so unneeded...

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