₦airaland Forum

Fabulocity:
Your priority right now should be to charge your phone, not to chase woman.

This lady's been getting lots of threads opened in her name sha.

unapapadeycraze:
1. Talking to a guy

2. Expecting compliment

3. Make up(inordinate, sometimes)

4. Seductive dressing(i saw one lady yesterday, she wore a very transparent gown with a g stri...n....g pant. You could easily see the partition of her yansh and the parts the g str.i...ng was covering. It was fvcking transparent)


5. Phones: laveda is a typical example.


6. Internet: laveda and nairaland, they are like *jacob zuma's picture*

WindUpMerchant:
today na Sunday, I simply said d truth u wolf

sinaj:
she my namesake? Wow daz kul

sinaj:
auto correct knw say ur gf name na Sandra


I don't knw o!


Pls tell me

WindUpMerchant:
ur adorable

sinaj:
this is the 4th time u calling me Sandra nd m nt Sandra lol

Sorry jare Sarah, na auto correct o...lol

Btw why u de look me with one eye

Smellymouth:
In the quest for love...one often gets knocked down and then they must get up again....and they try over and over again....and Over and Over again....

That takes bravery...or maybe madness.....Some of the cowardly get hurt and vow to never love again....perhaps that is smart..

sinaj:
Have never been heartbroken, I dnt pray to be.

Instead of heartbreak, that relationship should never exist

TamedWolf90:
Governor Rochas Okorocha has been reportedly slapped by a ghost

– The Imo state governor was allegedly slapped at the state Government House

– Okorocha has reacted to the report of his being slapped by a ghost

Following reports that Governor Rochas Okorocha was slapped by a ghost, the Imo state government has reacted.

The state government described as false the report that Governor Rochas Okorocha was slapped by a ghost and is in an Indian hospital for medical treatment.

Governor Rochas Okorocha reportedly slapped by a ghost.
Mr Sam Onwuemeodo, the chief press secretary to Okorocha flatly denied that governor is sick.

He also denied that the governor went to India for treatment. “The governor had travelled to meet with some of the investors who had invited him for further discussions on the prospects of their coming to invest in the state.”

According to NTA, Okorocha’s media aide said that his boss is a Christian, and does not know what it means to see “a ghost or ghost women”.

“He travelled with few economic aides, and we informed Imo people and the general public and as God would have it, two days to the planned trip, the daughter gave birth to a baby boy and he would use the opportunity to visit his daughter,’’ Onwuemeodo stated.
Okorocha’s aide, the governor’s wife was already there with their daughter for what the Igbo people call “Ile Omugwo” (visit to a nursing mother by mother) and that Okorocha’s is visit is to see the new baby.

Onwuemeodo noted that in the event of the governor being sick, the information would be made public.

“Ailment or sickness has been there with mankind, the angle that makes the whole claim funny is the “ghost dimension”, and that explains how spiritually poor those behind this balderdash are,’’ he added.

Onwuemeodo blamed the report on what he tagged the antics of some of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) folks in the state.

“We accused them (PDP) of being behind the malicious audio because it came twenty four hours after the convincing defeat of the party by the APC in the re-run elections in Okigwe senatorial zone and the three state constituencies of Isiala Mbano, Oru East and Owerri West’’ he noted.

The media aide said that his boss is a Christian, and does not know what it means to see “a ghost or ghost women”.

He said that the governor is being expected back to the state and once that happens, that the public would be duly informed.

Meanwhile, the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has accused the administration of Governor Rochas Okorocha of causing suffering in Imo state.

The accusation was made by Jimi Agbaje who is a contestant to the national chairmanship position of the party.

According to Vanguard, Agbaje who visited Imo state on Monday, August 8, to ­­­attend a congress of a faction of the party, complained that while driving into the state, he saw roads that were destroyed in the name of construction.

McBrooklyn:
Lol, it's weird to be dreaming about someone you've not seen her picture before. You must be high on love pills, Bro

McBrooklyn:
L-O-L



Bruh, you're kinda funny. You don see her picture before?? cos me never see her picture before

handysuzy:
See her...Linda Ikeji is a woman like her moving into her new office but she is bleaching her skin upandan..Checkout pictures of Linda's new furnished, expansive office here: http://factflyers.com/new-photos-linda-ikejis-furnished-luxury-office/

McBrooklyn:
Bruh, Wetin do her?? she don lost??

PoliticalThuG:
i dnt have six packs but i have six cars

TamedWolf90:
Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) said on Thursday, August 18, that nothing will stop its declaration of independence of the Republic of Niger Delta by October 1 this year.

This comes contrary to reports that the militants had accepted pleas to embrace negotiations with the federal government.

The threat as expectedly raised eyebrows in the country as many have wondered what would be the consequences, should the militants go ahead with the secession.

Here are five things that may likely happen if its done.

1. Buhari may declare State of Emergency

The civil war that seemed to have been avoided in March 2015 on the heels of former President Jonathan’s concession of defeat to retired General Muhammadu Buhari, is now looming large more than ever before.

This follows the emergency of militant groups with the Niger Delta Avengers (NDA), most prominent of all.

The militants group have carried out acts of sabotage on the region’s oil blocs in an effort to cripple Nigeria’s economy, as their call for the restructuring of the nation has continue to fall under deaf ears.

However, should NDA move to declare independence on October 1, President Buhari may be forced to declare a state of emergency in the states of the Niger Delta and declare an all-out war on the Niger Delta until the militants are wiped off the face of the earth.

2. The Economy may be Grounded

Since the day crude oil was discovered in commercial quantity and quality in Oloibiri, present day Bayelsa state, the resource has been used to sustain the political administrative live wire of Nigeria.

But following claims of marginalization and problems with resource ownership and control, Niger Delta Avengers have carried out attacks on the region’s oil blocs in an effort to cripple Nigeria’s economy

The group who, by destroying half a million barrels in oil from the market, have catalysed not only the latest rally in oil, but now effectively hold Nigeria’s fate of the price of oil in their hands.

Nigeria’s economy could be grounded should the Niger Delta republic emerge.

Niger Delta Avengers (NDA) has said that nothing will stop its declaration of independence of Republic of Niger Delta by October 1, 2016.

3. Mass Arrest of Leaders and Suspects in the Region

The planned Republic of Niger Delta could lead to the arrests of former president Goodluck Jonathan and other leaders of the region.

Buhari may be forced to summon an emergency meeting of the council of state to declare the urgent need to arrest the former president, governors and leaders in the region and have them tried for treason.

New intelligence report has continued to link former President Goodluck Jonathan to the Niger Delta Avengers.

The new security report indicated that the federal government had launched an investigation on the possible involvement of Jonathan in the spate of bombings in the Niger Delta region that has crippled the country’s oil industry and affected power generation capabilities.

A splinter group, Reformed Niger Delta Avengers had accused the ex-president of being one of the sponsors of the Niger Delta militants.

The Movement for the Emancipation of the Niger Delta (MEND) also accused the ex-president of having ties with militants.

However, Jonathan denied the allegations, accusing MEND of plotting to assassinate him.

4. Republic of Niger Delta will Fire up Biafrexit

If the Niger Delta republic is declared, it could propel other agitating organisations like Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB) and the Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) to do same.

The agitating organizations will look to take cue from their Niger Delta brothers and fight to ensure they also gain independence.

5. Military to declare New Operation

The Republic of Niger Delta will give rise to a new military operation.

The Nigerian Army would declare a new operation just like the Operation Lafiya Dole to combat any uprising. But where the federal government sees defeat, it could recourse to a national conference to determine the unity of the government.





https://www.naij.com/934019-5-things-that-may-happen-if-niger-delta-avengers-declare-independence.html