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NegeduGrace:
what's the necessity of this thread now?

TrapQueen77:
Not at all..

Once I'm with my family and friends, my presence alone can change the atmosphere.. I dunno y...

rheether:
Resseccion haff reach my side coupled with MMM of late now Xmas is around the corner.

vingeophysicist:
News of celebrity helping the poor should always make front page. Not when celebrity baths His/her kid you begin to wonder how such find it way to front-page. you hear something like p square takes his son to school or whizkid teaches his adopted daughter how to dance. How has that affected us.

Mimzyy:
By the way Op, keep basking in your folly. You'll probably die an old wretched bachelor with an erect phallus. Fool.

Whytelyon:

YouTube

Whytelyon:

Most things i know I learnt on my own. Even before I went to Aptech. When I even got there I figured out I best them there as well.

Constant dedication. That's how I got to where I am. I write device drivers for windows now

Whytelyon:

I'm sure you have those skills as well. Don't you worry, with time we'd see you act on here.

You program too right?

Whytelyon:

You like woman.

First na makkydebbie,now this one. Haba leave one for us na.

SINZ:
But na milf na?

ItzSuperPuff:
[color=deeppink]u mean my afro [/color]

ItzSuperPuff:
[color=skyblue]why is my hair "weird"?[/color]

ItzSuperPuff:
[color=orchid]i guess.
But what about if the dude u date is ridiculously immature and stuff blows up......on the FORM ? [/color]

Naijjablog:
hmmm google approve MY adsense sharp sharp ....and i be Master for copy And paste ooo....pls someone should help mie...its been three 3 months since i got MY AdSense ne i dont even know what to do next...

KINGinVAHALA:
Abeg jump enter lagoon and stop crying, you too small!

KINGinVAHALA:
Wetin they worry you na? na me you they use pix they illustrate for? or make a whole king like me they fear? Abeg nor let me vex this night o, you know me so well say my blood they quick hot. Or you think I nor they aware of all the fvcking politics you tried to play behind the scene just to make and bring you top?

Oga, you know me so well, I have so many trusted nairaland allies, nothing make anybody they try to plan against me as far nairalanders they involve make I nor go know.


VOTE FOR ME AS THE LEADER AND LETS MAKE GODWIN AN ORDINARY MEMBER IN THE GROUP

This is your word to some of them, or have you forgotten?
A KING doesn't give a traitor a second chance, that's what played out, live with it or die with it!

KINGinVAHALA:
Lol, wetin I come do you na?

MsDelilah:
There are 5 houses in five different colors.
In each house lives a person with a different nationality.
These five owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar or drink the same beverage.
The question is: Who owns the fish?

Hints

the Brit lives in the red house
the Swede keeps dogs as pets
the Dane drinks tea
the green house is on the left of the white house
the green house's owner drinks coffee
the person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds
the owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill
the man living in the center house drinks milk
the Norwegian lives in the first house
the man who smokes blends lives next to the one who keeps cats
the man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill
the owner who smokes BlueMaster drinks beer
the German smokes Prince
the Norwegian lives next to the blue house
the man who smokes blend has a neighbor who drinks water

Einstein wrote this riddle this century. He said that 98% of the world could not solve it.

dominique:
When Bigi, rite and superbite still costs 50 bucks. This is not the first time UAC will be pulling this stunt. The first time they increased the price some years back, no one told them before they reversed it when everybody switched to superbite sharperly. As long as other beef rolls remain cheaper, gala is in for a loss.

In related news, coke now costs N120 in my hood. Na so I switch to big cola sharperly. In this recession ehn, every N20 counts