DavidEsq:

If any cream like dat dey ehn, e for don reach one Million Naira and our "industrious" brodas for don dey supply the "original" ones

E dey o.... Like seriously,

tchaik:



You mean something like this?

Ur head de dia

Kemperor:


Is she not supos 2 fall sick wen she has such So medical treatment and get healthy..
Den wil run d show n wen dere is no blood 4get it... and gerarra here

Guy no depend on future wife being a virgin o... Because if she turns out otherwise, the love don die be dat... #just saying

3RNEST:

ibom babe.. chai I sense the fine.. dem dey sweet.. calabar babe are always on point..

abeg fight the fight no rest oh...she must concur

Thanks for the ginger

Kemperor:


If blood no commot i no agree... simple

If she get low blood count unko

3RNEST:

U W... but hope say no igbo girl?

Na akwa ibom babe, she too fine, sometimes I de think say she de with those girls so she go use them shine, and other times i de feel say she get low self esteem because, of how them de get say for her matter like say she can't decide for herself....

3RNEST:

No one is insulting here.. beside u re not the only one in this situation esp when those friends of her don't want her progress maybe dem dey like u base on who u are.

my words, invite her for heart2heart talk..no look uche face bone her friends ... it's your time get hold of her..

#romancetalk again.

Thank you brother.... I will definitely try that....

But why can't she just see through their motives... Is that what being naive is? Plus I am kind of guy that only gives a Bleep about who i am interested in, all the rest (no be say dem fyn o) are just like blurry vision and voices at the background.... Thanks again guys...

ZarZar:


No, you didn't miss

Oh dear !! I hope you are a good swimmer, cus i can't swim....

ZarZar:
It all depends on #13. Someone that doesn't love you will either not see the other qualities or take them for granted.

I just shot you with a catapult of claps.... Hope i didn't miss...

Tiny23:


Why is you shining teeth?

Nothing o,

OP how bout the ones that have maybe like only a few and not all... Are they still keepers?

Tiny23:
uhmmmm,I have a feeling I have these qualities.Op,does that make me a keeper?

Well.. I think for those guys with straight dicks when its erect, the dick is naturally pointing towards the opening of the vagina, i.e where its sopos to enter....

her loss

True or not... His own part of the story was funny though...

This kemi woman sef, u want to go international with your madness.... Them go treat ur Bleep up.... Like how 50cent treat eidris Abdulkarim Bleep up....

I am not understanding

Limitless72:
If she rejects you by saying "i don't date broke
guys" .My brother just go, work hard and fix your
broke status.
When she comes back, just tell her I only date
vírgíns....Wait and see how she fixes that!

Vagina tightening cream

So on point, you must serve your father land.... Not to phuck babes anyhow....

naijamakossa:
when you decided to be singing out of a million you stand as the outstanding one by tuface you think say the outstanding ones go gree make you have the standing one ?

LoL, but unto which level now.... I'm just a guy trying to get a girlfriend na, ino commit crime na, they are always boning face anytime i come and see her (the babe i de try get) Nd i de sure say na because of them she never wan gree for me completely

I am confused o, asin i don't get why the friends of the babe that you are trying to toast are often the ones that will make things hard for you, there's this babe I've been trying so hard to get, but for no reason at all o, her friends are hindering my progress, what amazes me is that i don't know any of them before now, talk less of saying maybe i have offended any of them one way or the other, Please how do i tackle this problem, guys help....

Insults are allowed, aftrall na nairaland way .....

Yanga don finish

The two main lesson here for me, is to learn how to control your anger, and try and get accurate information before acting on it....

Na for her to find another rich maga wey go lodge am for lekki and not put her to shame

He deserves this

DivinelyBlessed:
K

God is watching you brother.... Jus when I thought I would atleast make FTC .....

Really

Epatty:
Men can go extreme when they're very jealous.

The reason why it's better for a man to be polygamous, than for a woman to be polyandrous dat is if there's anything like that

Na castration b dis now....

leofab:
He was my hero.. he killed some few thousands to save millions in the near future..

Haba sister !!! What happened to using animals for experiments....

I will kuku cook my food....