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jackpot:
^^hexcuse me, madam, you fit call pesin make im helep you join hands and pluck this turkey leg remnants that stuck in-between my teeth?

Dem stone you for dream? You well like this so?

yinkalink:
Oya i don show
Na barca fans i dey find here oh

@ tz,

Hey babe.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]U Guys need to see Tanimz dancing at church today!!

Reminded me of Igbo Masquerade dance performed on Xmas![/color]

El-Guano, I no blame you!

I love Ghanaians.

Goldilocks.

BABE!:
Tenks Tenks darling. It's my brother's Polo-shat.  Babes are hustling---- lol

Hope you're hafing a beaurivul Sunday. 

How creative. Skinny girls rule, I tell ya.

I haven't started my Sunday yet, I'm even planning on going back to sleep soon.

Have a bitiful and wanderful Sunday.

I love my afro.

Why wouldn't I remember? Is that you in your profile picture? I like the big shirt and belt combo.

Good to know.

My BABE! How have you been dear?

Haba, Hunku, you need some sleep. You deserve it, tomorrow may be the first day of the new month. We wouldn't want people to think that you are crazy.

Confused.

Ha! We shall have a reunion soon! I get to see all those faces again.

And na me you been see to send "things" to for dream?

^^ Alhamdullilah! May Almighty Allah help you and make things easy for you!

^^ I don't post on NL everyday. So no need to worry ya kind self. Thanks for the concern though.

T'was wonderful. Yours?

^^ You've come again o. What did you send over?

What is the jokes section turning into?

^^ I am doing well jare. Thanks and same to you.

Studio CFR:
u don bleep tadpole before ni?
If not, then which kind question u dey ask me IF I STILL DEY

No.

You dey yarn like person wey get tadpole fluid for im body.

Na crime to ask if you still dey around?

That's fine by me.

*Hugs Chi-baby back*

My day has been boring, my dear. Nothing much to do.

Odikwa confusing. Chi-baby, what are you talking about?

I'm good, better now that I've seen you.

Norrin much my Chi-Chi. How's you?

You Bleep tadpole for dream ni? When did you hear me talk about death?

Of course na. I'm from Port Harcourt. You don't expect me to hate my fellow brother from Rivers State or do you?

Read the Quran at least once.
Sleep less.
Attend more Islamic lectures.
Be a little nicer to annoying and cheesy people.
Watch less Yoruba movies (watch none if possible).
Spend less time talking to people on the phone and most especially reduce texting.
Make a habit of praying more Nawafils during the day.
Cover myself better and start wearing the hijab (Yaa Allah, please help me on this one!)
Reduce the number of unnecessary hangouts with friends.
Do more acts of Ibadah.

May Allah help us all.

Ramadan Kareem in advance.

Tomatoes and cucumbers!

Studio, you still dey?

^^ Where in PH are you from?

xynerise:
@tamite. You think I dont know how to spell termite? You just talk too much like a typical Ijebu gal. I was just letting it rhyme with your childish username . Ode.

You be goat, I swear. I think it's not news to us all that you can't spell correctly. Instead of you to take the correction and move on with your life, you dey there dey form boss. Your head like tin milk, useless rat.