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Mo lenu bi.

Mehn, like play, like play, Ramadan ti de tan. Ya Robbi, I thank you for everything.

Studio!

^^ Isi gini?

^^ What have we been through before?

KDK:
Oga bashy, u trained me well na. What i meant was dat the pilot vehicle for my entourage ( prado) had to turn back.
Na convoy pilot o o
As for tanimz, she never decode all the messages wey i write. With time it will sink in.

What code is in your messages?

No.

Are you Jewish?

^^ Of course it's not my fault.

And how you take know say my boyfriend get mushroom for im kpekus? You don see am before ni?

If you wan insult person, at least spell the word correctly. It's "termite" and not "tamite". If I call you fool now, you go vex say I dey call you fool.

And why did you edit the second post in the double post? E be like say wetin I talk enter you well well.

Wetin do my teeth?

So who is your informant? Anyway, whoever gave you all those information about me is totally wrong. You might want to rely on a better source next time.

El Guapo:
Chineke!! Hausa ko?!

I don see person wey go dey supply me groundnut n onion FOC!

El Guano, must you display your ignorance for the world to see?

Not all Muslims are Hausas and vice versa.

^^ Nope, I'm a Muslim.

So Studio na your reliable source?

Omo mehn, you gullible o. How Studio go tell you say he get my address and you go believe am?

^^ Back to sender.

Kpekus, e pain you so tey you gats double post?

Like I said, Xynerise is a confirmed fool.

If you get my home address oya post am make we see. Joker.

^^ I'm telling you that this time around, your sources are wrong and you dey argue with me.

Why you stubborn like this? No be me get the profile?

I no dey Asia.

Mo ma ti daran o. Bashy ti so mi di chattel.

Ashewo oshi. Ramadan is coming, you better change your ways.

KDK:
Tanimz, pardon me honey. I am beginning to mix u up with badowsky senior who lives in tapa, ikorodu. However, as i recall u live in the unity side of aiyetoro (Aka USA) in ogun state.

Oga bashy, na ping express from glo na him i use o o
i dey follow your foostep honey.

You gats get your refund from that your informant. Babanla misinformation.

Im services reach Burundi too?

Wow, KDK you don waka - I swear!

Xynerise na confirmed fool.

Why do people think I live in Lagos?

*Singing* I love my baby, that's my baby. . .

I no dey for argument mood today - if not, you know what I'm capable of.

You still dey Asia?

And wetin I resemble? Ya property?

^^ 29/30 days dear.

Pharoh no fit do anything. He go dey thank me ni sef for sharing the information.

What delieveries are you talking about?

bashy_demy:
@ Tanimz na one week ooo am glad you got all the necessary things i mail over to you for the Fasting and am glad they are all in Fridge,Freezes and storage that is a sign that am taking good care of you prio to,

Ehn?! What things did you mail? Dem get delivery service for  Burundi ni?

You wan make we start our fights again? I'm ready if that's what you want homie.

Wizkid called my name in his song - e no mean nada!

^^ On a continent - with fellow humans!

sledge406:
Efe, you're so correct and that Tanimz just hates to admit how much she likesloves unless in closed rooms!
My days with her are numbered until she changes and she knows.

Tanimz, athink you don see wetin you dey cause for yourself. Please when the time comes, make sure you lose my number. Period!

You say whah?

xynerise:
Tamite abi tanimz na me u dey refer to?

Which kind phonological disorder you get? Where you get that rearrangement from? Bros, today na Sunday. It's not too late to be delivered.