Hallo people
Long time no see

^where have you been?

He went on tour de hEllfire!

Lol

Don't laff hard mikuz, u might just be disturbing Seun who is having N.l board meeting at the next Door!

barman

hehe seun never see anything! I thought he aint gonna do anything about it. First it was dealfish overshadowing nairalist,now it's vanguard topping nairaland as the most visited site in the land. Before now, When influential guys like me were complaining that nairaland should step up,considering the alarming rate of competition springing up left,right and center! I said it, now it has happened. Na now wey the thing don scatter for em head wey em wan come do yeye board meeting. Alas! Wake up seun!

^^ Hmmm. . That's serious. Seun's gotta lottov brainztorming ta do then. Maybe itz becorz peopul are more hungiri for news thatz why de vizit vanguard more. Anyway, i wish him good luck

The fact is- he's just too conservative!
Barman!
My favourite please?

^^offers him Dorchester Cigarettes. Oga,na one for five naira

^ What do you mean?

Nobody test me

^ what are you feeling like?

Close ur mouth n spk wen ur spoken to

Just strolling by.

Just taking a peek. . .

Hey, Gem long time no spoke. Wats up?

Se u nor dey sleep? I'm good and you?

I'm great! And btw, we nor dey sleep 4 our house.

Chykason:

^hey Efe, while going out, no go piss for the bar frontage with that una scatter-scatter piss. *no offence*

& for your mind, you don talk sense - abi?

Osee!

Tan tan warritdo shawrrie

Norrin much my Chi-Chi. How's you?

Im gd b u?

I'm good, better now that I've seen you.

Awww datz soo sweet *gives Tanimz a hug hmmmmm*
Hwz ur day so far?

*Hugs Chi-baby back*

My day has been boring, my dear. Nothing much to do.

Hallo people

I go injure ya prick o

^^
wetin e do you? He thief ya kponmo?

this cheat fast so? eMpTyheN don suffer

Owen find me latest Cheat abeg, the OperaMini for ma Nokia 3310 no dey browse again!!