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Like we all don't know that.

How are you sweerie?

^^ I am doing great, all praises are due to Allah!
As for Idowu, she no wan well. I don give am the agbo wey dem send for her from village, but she dey do shakara.

Idowu, when you're ready, you'd take it.

Sweerie, come to bed with me.

Na only mouth you get, by the time they descend on you, you go know say khaki no be leather.

Pftt! Look at who is talking about boring! Like you aren't the definition of boring itself!

I saw the joke, and I found it funny. Snthesis no dey disappoint.

It's very easy - I go hire area boys, they'd know what to do with you.

Mschew.

Element G:
honestly i dont know wats biting you, na your bobby i take do thread?

see Taz i know that u really have to be silly, but do you have to be that silly

I can see that you in dire need of a slap!

LOL, so you really thought I was in ABJ. You be official mugu.

^^ Meaning?

Mschew.

^^ Bros, you still never nominate me o.

Aww. . . Pele dear, mu agbo nau.

A girl.

xynerise:
^^hey water-melon-a$$ lady. Ypu brush teeth come here?

Crayfish, how that one be ya business?

xynerise:
look here water-melon-a$$-lady,not because I use pigin always makes me a dunce. This is naija and I believe in originality. So stop acting like a girl from Ogun state.

See why you are a crayfish? You consider yourself a dunce? That's fine with me. I speak pidgin too, and I don't care if you're fake (which we all know you are ). And how do girls from Ogun State act? Mschew.

It isn't snowing.

Bashy, walaykum.

Studio CFR:
Safe Journey

Thank you. What I had in mind.

ola olabiy:
^^^LOL Jealous?

@OP Eat

Why should I?

Good morning guys. Catch ya larra!

@OP, estimate.

Ladyrsky46:
[size=4pt]It's cool. I know you were.Love you too.You mean unemployment rate?I pray I and believe I will. I'm planning to work for a couple of years after I graduate in the NHS(National Health Service) by the grace of God and they're cutting down on medical staff which is a shame. Then again, I've still got time before I graduate and things change.So I'm not worrying over all that now.Are things really bad in NY(US)?Whatchu studying?I AM OLDER. HA!It's okay about the size.[/size]

Abi, what can we do?
[size=4pt] Don't worry, they'd hire you. Are you a medical student or related? Yeah, things do change. It may be better when you graduate (I hope it will). Things are bad here, unemployment rate is about 9%. I looked for a job all over the summer and nada! To get hired in ordinary McDonalds sef, you need "some college" (meaning that you have to be in college). I'm studying geology. Rocks rock. Okay, you don't have to rub it in my face that you're older than me (joking). I have to go to sleep now, wish I could stay up but I'm miserably tired. It's been fun chatting with you. Take care of yourself dearie. [/size]

I should go so that you can toast the fine lady abi?

@OP, ape.

Yorkshire.

@OP, axe.

^^ LOL, I was about to say that it doesn't make sense. Thank God you know it doesn't.

Well, lady and gentleman, this lady here is going to sleep. See y'all later.

@OP, entertain.

Ladyrsky46:
Are you just aware of the fact that the world is spoilt? You're late o. Since Eve ate that apple, the world has been upside down, inside out.
[size=4pt]I'll need to get a job then and save up .You think you love me or you love me . Don't be jealous because I said I'll befriend Chamotex. I just need to win .*joking*I will be friends with you now . I'm . You?[/size]

It wasn't this spoilt before.
[size=1pt]Good idea! Heard the employment rate in the UK is not as bad as it is here, so you should be fine. Good luck! Okay, I give up, I love you. Hehe, I was just playing with the befriending stuff, we're cool though. You're ? Damn! I thought I was older than you. I'm (sorry that I super-reduced the size. )[/size]

Maybe, or maybe not.

@OP, eat.

Lady, please tell Mr. Ola the trick to "seeing".
That sounds cooler, no offense, but it also sounds ignorant.

@OP, eja.

Ladyrsky46:
My age. See this small pikin O. No fear?
[size=4pt]You're too kind. Don't worry. I will pray and God will tickle you and make you drop it. Then I'll quickly pick it up and run. Okay. Hyaahh. You love Igbo people? Nice. Love me then . I'm kinda better in pidgin. Considerably better since joining NL.Praise God!Spanish, I was kinda good, but since high school, I've stopped speaking it, so I'm back to basics. Shame really. I want to take a gap year to live in Spain and then travel for a while. Not sure about it, cos my course is kinda intense and I wouldn't want to do so after graduating either.Yeah you did tell me. Just wanted to clarify How old are you?[/size]

Na me you dey call small pikin? I swear, this world don spoil.
[size=4pt]I pray that God doesn't answer that prayer! LOL, I think I love you, but you said you wouldn't befriend me. Soory about your Spanish, serves you right though. I agree with you, it's better to do it before graduating. So much happens after graduation, you really don't have the "freedom" anymore to travel as you please (when you start working). I asked you about your age first, so go first. [/size]

Answer me! What did I do?

@OP, okro.

Wetin I do na?

@OP, arouse.