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sledge406:
See your mouth like "Efe, but why?"
Na becos you see say I bold your name na im make u quick show your presence. Swear with your left yansh say you nor wish make e be me and you.

If you no bold my name, I for no show.

Oya, I swear and declare by my left yansh say I no want make e be me and you. Happy now?

Grenades.

Have you changed?

bright007:
**hey tanimz,how u dey?

I dey o. You nko?

El Guapo:
Hmmmn?!

Dont u consider that Speech of Urs way Insultive n Unfatual, Since u're stil a teen?!

Okoronkwo, the earlier you start to use your brain, the better. I do not have time to start arguing with you.

KDK mi owon, you just deserted me.

El Guapo:
^^ Dont u fink i should broker a deal for u to stir in the latest Close Up advert?!

Your brown teeth are giving me Concerns!!

El-Guano, you should have realized by now that you are an old man. Stop proving stubborn and go get your eyes checked. Your color-blindness in now reversed. How can you see white and call it brown? Or do you just chose random colors to use in your sentences?

Oh. . . You might want to check out the bolded.

Dyt:
Shifts back
so all dese *pharoh,tanimz,efe n xynerise* r alive?
Pours sand on dem

Ehn?! Iya, Shukura! You are still alive?

You still dey sell sand? I been think say you for don elevate to selling gravel.

Egba.

I don't get along with you "guys" because you are still immature boys.

Indomie.

smh.

^^ Latecomer, yes, long before you were promoted to JSS1.

KDK!!

jackpot:
^^talk small, then breathe before continue talking, haba!

Methuselah, sorry. I don forget say you be stammerer.

Efemena_xy:
you go save that request of yours for madam Lysaa or Ms T_z

naughty-naughty

sledge406:
I prefer the bolded instead

Ehn? Efe, but why?

Pweety and Toba.

^^ Sweet dreams. Sleep tight.

Efemena_xy:
Lol - no, his name is Okonkwo

you know, as in Things Fall Apart

Hehe, Efe. His name is Okoronkwo Okonkwo Okoro.

El Guapo:
I Swear if i Slap U, your teeth will be picked around the nooks n crannies of all N.l Sections!!

Gaddamit!

Okoronkwo, who dey dash you liver? Shey na that ya bony - bitter leaf stem looking fingers you wan take to slap me? I swear you never start. Na me and you for this section!

Pharoh:
Make you no too old sha before you see my offline message since i no go like make your teeth fall scatter for the whole nairaland sections  as if El_Guapo slap you when you see my sweet offline message.      

Make I save my insults and curses for another day. But to reduce the amount of insults that I shall bless you with the next time we see, those messages gats be there.

Okoro, shouldn't sleep be the one on your mind?

Awe, read my signature.

You're missed too.

Efemena_xy:
kia - you don sabi swear now?

Efe! You've come again o. You want these small pikins to be insulting me now ni?

You shouldn't bother about my sense of humor dear.

Pharoh:
Lol be careful because even the annoited can be touched in some certain circumstance.  

Hmm i would have believed this statement if i have ever gotten any offline message during this period.

Hit me up later there because i will be leaving soon on a jet plane and don't know when i will be back again here.  

Me? Drop you an offline? May the gods strike me down if I do so! Yes, I said it. You don vex me finish, you want make I come drop offline. Now, if dem no born you well no drop me offline.  

^^ Yinka dear! We've been busy in different ways. If you know what I mean.

Anyway, how have you been? Missed you more dear.

@Topic: I love Yinka!

^^ And that was meant to be taken seriously. Where is your sense of respect?

Even Okoronkwo wants to insult. I swear this world is coming to an end.

I do agree.

Pharoh:
Are you trying to write the word "sure" or actually calling me . . .   . . .No let me reply you in kind ooo.  

You were actually nowhere to be found sweet .   ,  Good to know chi_baby is not fine with our business   .

I called you a Sule, now what do you want to do about it?

As for me been nowhere to be found. You know that's a bloody lie.

chi-baby:
No need hiding it 4rm me darlin tanimz can hve u
Was jus wondering where u bn all ds while

Chi-darling, Pharoh and I are   , so I don't need him. You may push him to someone else if you still don't have a change of mind.

Bia, Badosky Jnr., do not let me lose the respect I have for you!

^^ Muhehe.

Natasha,,:
@tanmiz ode is ''guys'' your name 

Fear be wan catch me before. I thought you were referring to Tanimz.