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Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 8:53pm On Jul 20, 2011

tanimz:

Pharoh!

Tanimzzzzzzzz , . . . . . shocked

. . . Ma one and only . . . lipsrsealed

chi-baby:

Silly where have u bn?

Oh my only gunchester baby . . .

. . I was in london to see the queen all these while lol . . grin

Seriously speaking, have been around a little bit but not this place i really have to make it up for you wink

.Don't be angry with your one and only . . . lipsrsealed

. . . Wait abeg make i deal with this . . . ~~anuofia~~ intruder wey ordinary 2mins sex almost kill am five years ago. tongue

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 8:55pm On Jul 20, 2011

sexkillz:

Pharoh boy! Arent you supposed to be dead? NOW SCOOT!

Bloody Arrow, na when you go cinema last?, abi you no here say the mummy don return aka Pharoh to take the bride ~~chi_baby~~ wey you one claim so . . grin

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 8:56pm On Jul 20, 2011

sexkillz:

Pharoh boy! Arent you supposed to be dead? NOW SCOOT!

Dnt ova do da job naa. Hez not an enemy wink

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 8:56pm On Jul 20, 2011

Pharoh! You're a very wicked person! Yet you call yourself my lipsrsealed

Is it fair? sad

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 9:01pm On Jul 20, 2011

Tanimz, yeah Pharoh in the bible was wicked but not moi wink

. Truly it is not fair but we have to share the blame in this case because you just suddenly went on awol.

Bia . . u sure say you know wetin i dey call myself sooo . . . grin

. . No let chi_baby hear am ooo. tongue

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Natasha2(f): 9:03pm On Jul 20, 2011

gosh this place stinks of body odour ever heard of roll on guys?

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 9:05pm On Jul 20, 2011

^^ Bia, Badosky Jnr. II I hope you are not referring to me o. angry

Pharoh:

Tanimz, yeah Pharoh in the bible was wicked but not moi . Truly it is not fair but we have to share the blame in this case because you just suddenly went on awol.

Bia . . u sure say you know wetin i dey call myself sooo . . . . . No let chi_baby hear am ooo.

Sule, I went AWOL, and you want to tell me that you do not know where to find me?

Anyway, the lipsrsealed

we call ourselves is no one's business. wink

So Chi-baby is fine.

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 9:12pm On Jul 20, 2011

@ pharoh

So err1 is ur one n only yeh? I knew it! Datz why i dint say Yes in those days angry

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Natasha2(f): 9:17pm On Jul 20, 2011

@tanmiz ode is ''guys'' your name

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 9:18pm On Jul 20, 2011

chi-baby:

@ pharoh

So err1 is your one n only yeh? I knew it! Datz why i dint say Yes in those days

The one and only could have different meanings so it is not wise to base your interpretation on one assumption . . wink

Hmm i don't accept your reason fully for not saying yes . . but anyway though the lipsrsealed

was pain

. . . . i still went ahead to overcome it and be good friends with you. cool

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 9:18pm On Jul 20, 2011

Natasha,,:

@tanmiz ode is ''guys'' your name

Fear be wan catch me before. I thought you were referring to Tanimz. cool

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 9:21pm On Jul 20, 2011

Natasha,,:

@tanmiz ode is ''guys'' your name

Eediot . . . you done hear of the word context before or your fish brain no tell you say na both sexes you dey refer to by that statement anuofia . . grin

Natasha,,:

gosh this place stinks of bloody spermatozoa odour ever heard of taking your bath after going down with jackpot?

Olodo, i done help you correct your nonsense statement . . tongue

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 9:24pm On Jul 20, 2011

^^ Muhehe. grin

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 9:25pm On Jul 20, 2011

Pharoh:

The one and only could have different meanings so it is not wise to base your interpretation on one assumption . .

Hmm i don't accept your reason fully for not saying yes . . but anyway though the was pain . . . . i still went ahead to overcome it and be good friends with you.

Me pain?

. Moved on indeed. Ah bet it sucks to b u ryt now tongue

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 9:26pm On Jul 20, 2011

tanimz:

^^ Bia, Badosky Jnr. II I hope you are not referring to me o.

Sule, I went AWOL, and you want to tell me that you do not know where to find me?

Anyway, the we call ourselves is no one's business. So Chi-baby is fine.

Are you trying to write the word "sure" or actually calling me . . . shocked

. . .No let me reply you in kind ooo. cool

You were actually nowhere to be found sweet . lipsrsealed

, Good to know chi_baby is ~~not~~ fine with our business wink

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Natasha2(f): 9:27pm On Jul 20, 2011

tanimz:

Fear be wan catch me before. I thought you were referring to Tanimz.

lmao can you bliv this is the first time i'm realising this

Pharoh:

Eediot . . . you done hear of the word context before or your fish brain no tell you say na both sexes you dey infer to by that statement anuofia . .

Olodo, i done help you correct your nonsense statement . .

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[b]mumu you just exposed yourself so its jackpot you got the body odour from gosh I knew that body odour was just too strong to be normal

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 9:33pm On Jul 20, 2011

Pharoh:

Are you trying to write the word "sure" or actually calling me . . . . . .No let me reply you in kind ooo.

You were actually nowhere to be found sweet . , Good to know chi_baby is ~~not~~ fine with our business .

No need hiding it 4rm me darlin tanimz can hve u cool

Was jus wondering where u bn all ds while

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 9:34pm On Jul 20, 2011

Natasha,,:

mumu you just exposed yourself so its jackpot you got the body odour from gosh I knew that body odour was just too strong to be normal

Omoko like you, shey you finish primary school so, you no fit differentiate jackpot as in winning something and jackpot as a person wey dey practice . . . homosexu lipsrsealed

. . abeg no let me complete that word oo. . grin

Na your ~~she~~friend anyway and make you no ever lump me with una devilish act abi you no see how i dey sweat in my pursuit of chi_baby. cheesy

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Natasha2(f): 9:38pm On Jul 20, 2011

Pharoh:

Omoko like you, shey you finish primary school so, you no fit differentiate jackpot as in winning something and jackpot as a person wey dey practice . . . homosexu . . abeg no let me complete that word oo. .

Na your ~~she~~friend anyway and make you no ever lump me with una devilish act abi you no see how i dey sweat in my pursuit of chi_baby.

okay I don't like this homo thing you guys are stamping on my brother clearly its becoming more than a joke, please we are all adults we should know where to draw the line

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Natasha2(f): 9:39pm On Jul 20, 2011

@pharo what are those things underneath your arm? na grass or forest

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 9:41pm On Jul 20, 2011

chi-baby:

Me pain? . Moved on indeed. Ah bet it sucks to b u ryt now

Lol maybe you actuall did or not because i want to remind you that you did not say anything actually so it doesn't sucks to be me right now. grin

chi-baby:

No need hiding your past escapades with tanimz provided i can still hve u
Was jus wondering where u bn all ds while

This is goodnews and i can't believe you have been waiting to tell me this all ds while. . tongue

Are you actually trying to say " Was wondering when you will come to your senses and see my everlasting invitation?" grin

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 9:44pm On Jul 20, 2011

na wa see grooving

er King Pharoh - na only you wan tackle the 3 ladies?? grin

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 9:54pm On Jul 20, 2011

Pharoh:

Lol maybe you actuall did or not because i want to remind you that you did not say anything actually so it doesn't sucks to be me right now.
This is goodnews and i can't believe you have been waiting to tell me this all ds while. .

Are you actually trying to say " Was wondering when you will come to your senses and see my everlasting invitation?"

Lol I give up on ur case cheesy

What hve they dne to u whereva u hve bn?
U confused me 4 a lil there lol thinking ah ah, i soo did not type dat cheesy

B4 it hit my mind dat u prolly played with ma words u silly billy embarassed

I dint want u b4 so why shud I want u now? tongue

I have found the bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh grin

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by cocain1: 9:59pm On Jul 20, 2011

Cocain don show back 4niaraland mak al of no talk jak olse

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 10:06pm On Jul 20, 2011

Efemena_xy:

na wa see grooving

er King Pharoh - na only you wan tackle the 3 ladies??

Lol i no fit shout na abi make i no enjoy myself why it last? grin

Abi king na and i am very polygamous like a true african but you know something . . . grin

I can actually chase one instead of three and we both know who that one is right? . . . . wink

Or make i chase four . . . tongue

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 10:09pm On Jul 20, 2011

Natasha,,:

@pharo what are these things underneath my arm? na grass or forest

No eediot like you , you no know say na thick bush be that but i fit help you get tracktor so the federal government fit help you clear am. grin

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 10:17pm On Jul 20, 2011

chi-baby:

Lol I give up on your case
What hve they dne to u whereva u hve bn?
U confused me 4 a lil there lol thinking ah ah, i soo did not type dat
B4 it hit my mind dat u prolly played with ma words u silly billy
I dint want u b4 so why shud I want u now?
I have found the bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh

Was there ever a case ~~or chase~~ in the first place? cheesy

They baptized me and asked me to come get the bone of ma bones grin

You know am very good with stuffs like thatand will always be cool

I know you to be very smart so not surprised lol . . cool

I was never available so why should i be available now? tongue

Please take the next flight to the garden of eden please grin

Anyway, i give up too and leave it for some other day, thanks for the concern about me and hope you are enjoying the summer/internship?.

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 10:18pm On Jul 20, 2011

Pharoh:

Are you trying to write the word "sure" or actually calling me . . . . . .No let me reply you in kind ooo.

You were actually nowhere to be found sweet . , Good to know chi_baby is ~~not~~ fine with our business .

I called you a Sule, now what do you want to do about it? cool

As for me been nowhere to be found. You know that's a bloody lie. angry

chi-baby:

No need hiding it 4rm me darlin tanimz can hve u
Was jus wondering where u bn all ds while

Chi-darling, Pharoh and I are lipsrsealed

, so I don't need him. You may push him to someone else if you still don't have a change of mind.

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 10:28pm On Jul 20, 2011

I Feel like Insulting Somebody!! angry

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 10:29pm On Jul 20, 2011

Even Okoronkwo wants to insult. I swear this world is coming to an end. sad

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 10:30pm On Jul 20, 2011

tanimz:

Chi-darling, Pharoh and I are , so I don't need him. You may push him to someone else if you still don't have a change of mind.

Hope chi_baby can hear from the ~~horses mouth~~ that is as wide like a ~~slacked elastic pant~~ . . . grin

. Chi grab the offer while it still last oooo, the train might leave soon before you make the right decision. grin

tanimz:

I called you a Sule, now what do you want to do about it?

As for me been nowhere to be found. You know that's a bloody lie.

Lol be careful because even the annoited can be touched in some certain circumstance.

Hmm i would have believed this statement if i have ever gotten any offline message during this period.

Hit me up later there because i will be leaving soon on a jet plane and don't know when i will be back again here. cool

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Natasha2(f): 10:31pm On Jul 20, 2011

^sharrap dia chur chur chur chur chur must you talk fowl scratch

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