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Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 10:36pm On Jul 20, 2011
^^

Shey you well at all so?, you better go back to igbobi where u dey come from ooo. grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 10:38pm On Jul 20, 2011
Pharoh:

Lol be careful because even the annoited can be touched in some certain circumstance.  smiley cool

Hmm i would have believed this statement if i have ever gotten any offline message during this period.

Hit me up later there because i will be leaving soon on a jet plane and don't know when i will be back again here.  cool



Me? Drop you an offline? May the gods strike me down if I do so! Yes, I said it. You don vex me finish, you want make I come drop offline. Now, if dem no born you well no drop me offline.  angry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Natasha2(f): 10:40pm On Jul 20, 2011
Pharoh:

^^

Shey you well at all so?, you better go back to igbobi where u dey come from ooo. grin
No I'm not going back to that village I don't want to see you tongue grin grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 10:42pm On Jul 20, 2011
Pharoh:

Lol i no fit shout na abi make i no enjoy myself why it last? grin

Abi king na and i am very polygamous like a true african but you know something . . . grin

I can actually chase one instead of three and we both know who that one is right? . . . . wink grin cheesy

Or make i chase four . . . tongue

Lol! No, no - abeg stick with them 3 abeg - they might be able to quench that red hot flame of yours in your chamber - [size=1pt]especially during the cold winter nights [/size]  wink wink wink

tanimz:

I called you a Sule, now what do you want to do about it? cool
grin grin grin


As for me been nowhere to be found. You know that's a bloody lie. angry
kia - you don sabi swear now? grin grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 10:44pm On Jul 20, 2011
Efemena_xy:

kia - you don sabi swear now? grin grin

Efe! You've come again o. You want these small pikins to be insulting me now ni? angry grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 10:47pm On Jul 20, 2011
tanimz:

Even Okoronkwo wants to insult. I swear this world is coming to an end. sad

Lol - no, his name is Okonkwo

you know, as in Things Fall Apart

Pharoh:

Hope chi_baby can hear from the horses mouth that is as wide like a slacked elastic pant . . .  grin  grin grin.  Chi grab the offer while it still last oooo, the train might leave soon before you make the right decision.  grin

Lol be careful because even the annoited can be touched in some certain circumstance.  smiley cool

Hmm i would have believed this statement if i have ever gotten any offline message during this period.

Hit me up later there because i will be leaving soon on a jet plane and don't know when i will be back again here.
cool

wicked man angry angry

na so you wan disappear without even saying goodbye??!!  undecided cry cry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jul 20, 2011
tanimz:

Even Okoronkwo wants to insult. I swear this world is coming to an end. sad

I Swear if i Slap U, your teeth will be picked around the nooks n crannies of all N.l Sections!!

Gaddamit!
angry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 10:53pm On Jul 20, 2011
El Guapo:

I Swear if i Slap U, your teeth will be picked around the nooks n crannies of all N.l Sections!!

Gaddamit!
angry

what's wrong with the name Okonkwo - abi you nor get pride in your roots?

besides, every Okonkwo I know - dem sabi do farm work nor be small

esp as yam season don dey approach  grin grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 10:55pm On Jul 20, 2011
Natasha,,:

No I'm not going back to that village I don't want to see you  tongue  grin grin

So you prefer make you dey display your madness for market place instead of taking your medication from my fillage hospital?  grin

Efemena_xy:

Lol! No, no - abeg stick with them 3 abeg - they might be able to quench that red hot flame of yours in your chamber - [size=1pt]especially during the cold winter nights [/size]  wink wink ;

The one wey a whole powerful . .  lipsrsealed no fit quench na him these three novice go come quench?   grin  cheesy

Abeg come finish wetin lipsrsealed start ooo, make lipsrsealed no forget say na  lipsrsealed unleash the dragon . . .  wink  cheesy
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 11:01pm On Jul 20, 2011
wetin naw? free my skirt jor! grin grin

but er - you fit take El Gauva (a.k.a Vicks ==> Mr Bones==> Okonkwo) join them

im go fit swing both ways just for your sake tongue

Pharoh:

No eediot like you cheesy, you no know say na thick bush be that but i fit help you get tracktor so the federal government fit help you clear am. grin

see as una just dey lamblast una Congo for public angry undecided
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Pharoh: 11:02pm On Jul 20, 2011
tanimz:

Me? Drop you an offline? May the gods strike me down if I do so! Yes, I said it. You don vex me finish, you want make I come drop offline. Now, if dem born no you well no drop me offline.  angry

Make you no too old sha before you see my offline message since i no go like make your teeth fall scatter for the whole nairaland sections  as if El_Guapo slap you when you see my sweet offline message.   grin  cheesy  tongue

Efemena_xy:

wicked man angry angry

na so you wan disappear without even saying goodbye??!!  undecided cry cry

I no fit do that kind thing na when i no be wicked person as you dey think am.    cool

I miss all of una wella especially  lipsrsealed and will soon say they needed goodbye as i dey go act part two of my movie.  smiley
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 11:11pm On Jul 20, 2011
okay o

[size=1pt]but don't be a stranger sha [/size] cheesy cheesy
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 1:40am On Jul 21, 2011
Where that Pharoh of a guy?

Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 2:40am On Jul 21, 2011
Efemena_xy:

Lol - no, his name is Okonkwo

you know, as in Things Fall Apart

Hehe, Efe. His name is Okoronkwo Okonkwo Okoro. smiley

El Guapo:

I Swear if i Slap U, your teeth will be picked around the nooks n crannies of all N.l Sections!!

Gaddamit!
angry

Okoronkwo, who dey dash you liver? Shey na that ya bony - bitter leaf stem looking fingers you wan take to slap me? I swear you never start. Na me and you for this section! angry

Pharoh:

Make you no too old sha before you see my offline message since i no go like make your teeth fall scatter for the whole nairaland sections  as if El_Guapo slap you when you see my sweet offline message.   grin  cheesy  tongue


Make I save my insults and curses for another day. But to reduce the amount of insults that I shall bless you with the next time we see, those messages gats be there. cool
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by jackpot(f): 7:13am On Jul 21, 2011
^^talk small, then breathe before continue talking, haba! shocked smiley
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by mikuz(m): 11:00am On Jul 21, 2011
What's happening here!
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 12:51pm On Jul 21, 2011
jackpot:

^^talk small, then breathe before continue talking, haba! shocked smiley

Methuselah, sorry. I don forget say you be stammerer. undecided
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by xynerise: 12:59pm On Jul 21, 2011
^ Long time gal! So did u finally made ur WAEC?
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 1:01pm On Jul 21, 2011
^^ Latecomer, yes, long before you were promoted to JSS1. cool
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jul 21, 2011
^^ Dont u fink i should broker a deal for u to stir in the latest Close Up advert?!

Your brown teeth are giving me Concerns!!
angry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Dyt(f): 4:04pm On Jul 21, 2011
Shifts back
so all dese *pharoh,tanimz,efe n xynerise* r alive?
Pours sand on dem
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by mikuz(m): 4:18pm On Jul 21, 2011
You well so?
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Dyt(f): 4:41pm On Jul 21, 2011
Shift back boi
pours sand cont. . .
El so u relate wit erm erm erm erm
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 4:43pm On Jul 21, 2011
Dyt:

Shifts back
so all dese *pharoh,tanimz,efe n xynerise* r alive?
Pours sand on dem

They were waiting for a thread to Insult One another!!
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Dyt(f): 4:53pm On Jul 21, 2011
Hehhehhehehehehehehe
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Natasha2(f): 5:06pm On Jul 21, 2011
Pharoh:

So you prefer make you dey display your madness for market place instead of taking your medication from my fillage hospital?  grin

yes oh cos if i go you will try to rapinsty me  grin grin grin grin
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by tanimz(f): 5:26pm On Jul 21, 2011
El Guapo:

^^ Dont u fink i should broker a deal for u to stir in the latest Close Up advert?!

Your brown teeth are giving me Concerns!!
angry

El-Guano, you should have realized by now that you are an old man. Stop proving stubborn and go get your eyes checked. Your color-blindness in now reversed. How can you see white and call it brown? Or do you just chose random colors to use in your sentences?

Oh. . . You might want to check out the bolded. cool

Dyt:

Shifts back
so all dese *pharoh,tanimz,efe n xynerise* r alive?
Pours sand on dem


Ehn?! Iya, Shukura! You are still alive? shocked shocked

You still dey sell sand? I been think say you for don elevate to selling gravel. undecided
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by EfemenaXY: 5:27pm On Jul 21, 2011
^^Lol!

nor mind aunty Dyt!! cheesy cheesy
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Dyt(f): 5:37pm On Jul 21, 2011
Chai
na dem oooo
no b ghost oooo
dancin n shakin butt
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by chibaby5(f): 7:56pm On Jul 21, 2011
@Pharoh

Summer + Internship is goin well thanks . Was nice seein u arround tho cool
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jul 21, 2011
Tanimz?! Tanimz?!! Tanimz?!!!

How many X i call ya name?

Pls shift 4 ma side o. . . The last tym u were an inch close to me i had a convultion courtesy of ya terrible wrinkles!!!
angry
Re: Lets Throw The Insults Here {part 3} by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jul 21, 2011
angry angry

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