₦airaland Forum

Yes, yes it is.

No, it's not a sack letter.

El Guapo:
Mr bones the skull gateman,am is wonder hw u was allowed tanimz to walked into the premisis n corrupted our pupils wif airborne engrish evrytime,am is smell a rat here<abi she don dey show pant 4 u??>

The day that Mr.Bones decides not to open the gate for me, he shall become Mr.Ashes.

Now back to you, El Guano, who is corrupting who? You call your deranged students pupils? Please don't kill me with laff.

oweniwe:
It were more than dat. She is impregnant for him wit a babies

I always knew you was a crook. Once a crook, always a crook.

You are happy.

And I shall win again.

omo_to_dun:
Only an old woman will reply as such. Enjoy your wrinkles grandma, you ain't got nuthin' to be ashamed of.

Excuse me? Who are you and where are you from? Weren't you taught as a child to mind your business?

Then I smile.

KDK,

Please do not embarrass yourself so. I have never had anything to do with Studio and never will.
Concerning, the ping. I don't own a blackberry, and hence could not have sent you the ping or whatever you call it. As for the GPS, I can't do anything about it.

Good luck,

Tanimz.

Pharoh:
I don't hawk i kiri in main road and not express . . U better come home before you loose ya naija lingo finish.

Tell your mama . . . my wife say i one chop . . . my worms dey fight me seriously.

See you.

I no understand the first two sentences of the second line.

Pharoh:
^^

My one and only ID
You just received my George Orwellian chieftancy Title
Really na who one do battle with our traditional oriki for a first class oba like me.
The awujale odidigborigbo 1 of Nairaland . . The only Resident Moderator.
Hmm Tanimz say i no be fine guy ooo . . so she no gree for moi na.
How you dey long time no see . . . how ya sunday?

I lie ni?

Ko to ope.

Abeg, no vex with am.

Pharoh!

You don hawk gala finish for express?

Poster, you try.

But what?

FYI, why I go vex with you? I have other things to do with my life, and that excludes you.

Can't wait till Wednesday! Gbogbo enjoyment!

Efemena_xy:
^^ y it so hard 4 u 2 killing the ingrish wanguage girl??  

maybe u no staying on dis thread then - me's tiring correction of you!!  

My dear, please don't be crossed with me. I'm trying my bestest.

Mr.Bones:
[size=14pt] Tanimz it is quite obviously that i'm very happy and high tonight, so i don't knew of any word to hurt u as u did(skeletal). So atonement for angrying u. Now going in pieces and accepting ma empathy [/size]

You are the one that should going in pieces! Pieces of trash that calls himself Mr.Bones.

You are weird.

Kunbee dear, sorry. Rub camphor for body.

^^ Which one concern Studio for matter? Abeg, no dey include my name and that tout own for the same sentence._{Take that as a warning.}

Back to our gist, your village still dey for stone age ni?

Pompous agbero.

Blacksta! Where you been dey since?

No be my fault say dem over-dry for under sun. Your senses don evaporate.

^^ I don't have time for that skeletal structure called Mr.Bones.

No vex for me abeg, I no too get time. I go fill you later.

I don't have your time today.

I ain't grumpy! And I'm not an old woman.

Be my man - Asa.

Okay then, enjoy your laff.

Efe, I dey o. So you sef sabi scraps of Yoruba?
Happy new month in advance.

Idowu, mo wa oo.

Crayfish, see as your antennae bend.

Did you hit your head or you're just retarded?