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Who is that?

Depends on what's on the menu.

And who cares?

Yup, I'm on my seat. Been here for a while now.

You always what?

Hehe, thanks.

Life is unfair.

Why nau?

No you don't.

Didn't lie on my head jo. You and Efe and Oweniwe is teaching me bad English. I used to spoken Queens English before.

Oya, come here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-538180.320.html

It just isn't.

She wants to kidnap my flatmate.

About two weeks ago.

WLDY give a beggar money?

Not your business.

Mr.Bones, how life dey treat you?

El Guapo:
Tanimz,if to say u no fine i for don tell u bad word since.

_{Thanks for the compliment.}

So fineness is now a barrier for bad words?

Thank God say I fine oo.

Are you okay?

I don't care.

Too mush guano around. You guys are so unclean.

Who asked you?

snthesis:
u fit yarn wit me- hw u dey?

Of course nau. I dey jore, how life?

You well so?

Studio CFR:
U hate me dont you?


lol

I already told you before.

Rhymez:
Hi tanimz? Long time. You never reply my mail.

I don't know what exactly I'm supposed to reply.

What makes you think so?

@Op, thinks I'm shy.

Aww. . . What's wrong?

Hehe, thanks.

@OP Nice.

Blasphemy!

Law abiding ko, good citizen ni!

Good, how's life?

LOL, sweet.

Na lie jo.

You no even happy say I no talk the ra.pe part.

You give the girl letter, she no gree you come ra.pe am. No dey lie, who you think say you dey deceive?

I'm good, you?

I no get the time to dey yarn with you.