nice to noo dear , but ma stil waiting on my gist oo tan

@bone
skeletal , u no sabi greet

No vex for me abeg, I no too get time. I go fill you later.

Mr.Bones:

[size=14pt] **peeps in and sees three ladies having a chit chat turns around and runs for his dear life because he heard recently that the level of rapeing don multiply ** [/size]

I see say you dey fantasize about 3 girls holding u down and raping you??

I swear, Vicks - u nor well!!

even if u pay us and beg us - we nor go touch you!

Now, I never here you greet sef! abi na so una dey do for dat ur village??

Pompous agbero.

You are weird.

Papa Pharoh done enter house . . oya make una greet me sharp sharp.

Pharoh!

You don hawk gala finish for express?

Pharoh:

Papa Pharoh done enter house . . oya make una greet me sharp sharp.

^^ Oh King Pharoh!!

u r most welcom to our humble abode

what can we offer u to drink??

**holds him by the hand, leads him to the most comfy sofa in the room**

**kneels at his feet**

Let me take the sandals off your feet my king, whilst paying homage 2 u!!

<now tell me, who sabi greet u pass Efe??>

tanimz:

Pharoh!

You don hawk gala finish for express?

I don't hawk i kiri in main road and not express . . U better come home before you loose ya naija lingo finish.

Tell your mama . . . my wife say i one chop . . . my worms dey fight me seriously.

Efemena_xy:

^^ Oh King Pharoh!!

u r most welcom to our humble abode

what can we offer u to drink??

**holds him by the hand, leads him to the most comfy sofa in the room**

**kneels at his feet**

Let me take the sandals off your feet my king, whilst paying homage 2 u!!

<now tell me, who sabi greet u pass Efe??>

You are just simply the best . . . you always put a smile on my face all the time.

I will like to reward you . . . . Just make a wish but first erm . .

I need bottles of ST Remy . . . I full roasted pig and a bunch of fruits.

I know this is not too much for you my chief chef.

And erm . . . . [size=2pt]You fit organize those three ladies for me wey dey chit chat some minutes ago before mr bones run away from here[/size]. never mind

Just do as you have been told swit hat.

hello faraaa
welcome home omo kosheforowo ra
atunbi omo ajiri, alade gbo gbo ojowu odomo birin oko iya mi ale elomi
now who won d battle welcoming ur royal fineness

^^

My one and only ID
You just received my George Orwellian chieftancy Title
Really na who one do battle with our traditional oriki for a first class oba like me.
The awujale odidigborigbo 1 of Nairaland . . The only Resident Moderator.
Hmm Tanimz say i no be fine guy ooo . . so she no gree for moi na.
How you dey long time no see . . . how ya sunday?

As u wish my King Pharoh!

**Efe quickly goes to fetch half a dozen bottles of chilled ST Remy, the Freshly Roasted Pig and bunch of assorted collection of Exotic, Continental and Tropical Fruits and nuts for him**

[size=1pt]don't think you need to convince Efe or Id - we already trip for you. But we can speak to Ms T_z on your behalf if u so wish[/size]

Now, pls come over your highness. . .

**she leads him to the well prepared table, makes sure he is seated comfortably, offer him a bowl of warm soapy water to wash his hands with. . .and then she goes to stand behind him and gently fastens a scented napkin around his neck. . .and places another one on his laps**

My wish, my darling king pharoh - is for you to take me on a tour of Imatope's chambers!

Pharoh:

I don't hawk i kiri in main road and not express . . U better come home before you loose ya naija lingo finish.

Tell your mama . . . my wife say i one chop . . . my worms dey fight me seriously.

See you.

I no understand the first two sentences of the second line.

Pharoh:

^^

My one and only ID
You just received my George Orwellian chieftancy Title
Really na who one do battle with our traditional oriki for a first class oba like me.
The awujale odidigborigbo 1 of Nairaland . . The only Resident Moderator.
Hmm Tanimz say i no be fine guy ooo . . so she no gree for moi na.
How you dey long time no see . . . how ya sunday?

I lie ni?

Eheh datz berra. . .Element G  _{(jus a fwendly kiss pon cheeks. do not attack Idowu)}  

Can a place get any dryer?

Waz dat meant 2 be funny?

^^^
Dnt you hav any sense of hummour? Abeg dnt spoil the fun 4 them. If uv gat nofin to say just 'waka pass'

Mr.Bones:

[size=13pt] Taz baby how're u doing? [/size]

I'm good, how are you?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Are you alright?