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Kai, your mouth big o - e come dey accommodating on top. How you dey manage feed yaself and the animals?

EME tour - to go or not to go?

How cat take enter your mouth?

Pervert! She's only 15 years old.

Thou art fine. How art thee fareth?

This is really unnecessary. Besides, why can't tomorrow and Thursday be a public holiday?

Nice one.

I need to get a new tv remote very soon.

No, it's my spirit.

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Thank you Advocator from saving me from my friend's mother who tries to put me down in every way.

She always makes these remark to make it seem her daughter is better than me.[/color]

Such comments should tell you the type of person the person is.

You are a human being and you have the freedom to accept or reject what people say to you or about you.

He's there.

Nice joke.

What a joke.

Taboo - Wande Coal.

I like Igbo guys that can speak Yoruba.

What d'you think?

You claim to dislike hypocrites yet your actions are no different.

Hi people!

The countdown begins.

Not doing anything about it till the next two weeks.

Yes.

Do you?

^^ Hamid! How are you?

jackpot:
so, if i chop kola-nut, make I no clear throat again?

What kola-nut? When you turn to old man wey go chew kola and clear throat afterwards?

Yes, your response seemed so.

Are you ready to rock the weekend?

I've managed to avoid you in the last four weeks. The next two weeks - piece of cake!

No.

Are you angry ni?

jackpot:
*clears throat*
3 girls alone in d spa? Hmmm

Phlegm still dey ya throat? After how many months? Bros, you better go for AIDS testing. This is getting serious.

Yes o! I would have worn my aso-oke gan sef.

Do you think Prince Harry is cute?

No, I didn't.

Was the color of your gele green, white and green?

Yes, it's time to baraje. But you suppose don know after all these years say I no be entertainer na.

^^ No vex! I don already slaughter 4 hens to appease your gods.

Wetin dey shele? Anything new?