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Bank worker get more money!

Never heard of it.

Do you like cashew?

I think you're the one that needs contacts!

Na the plumber dey outside, I no know say your eye don bad reach like that.

Pele dear, shit happens.

Talk something abeg. Help me out, Kenny wan hook me with garri seller.

Na wetin he tell you be that?

I swear KDK be bad guy!

Efe dear, this is your cue to leave. He doesn't love you. Imagine, he told you that he's kaka-ing when he's shopping with me.

Sorry dear, life sucks. I hope you find the right guy.

Bank worker no be snob.

^^

Kele kele - Tiwa Savage.

koolchicco:
Iya Basira - Styl Plus

Copycat.

Orin - Adol.

Ni kini? You no fit hook me with banker, doctor, lawyer, etc. Na garri seller you find give me.

^^ Why I go call am come when he dey do pre-Valentine shopping for me, and me alone.

Yes I do!

How about groundnut?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Treck come my house jor. . .y u lazy like dis sef?[/color]

I can't . . . It's too far jo. Gimme address make I punch am inside GPS jare!

10/10 - Naeto C.

^^ What's your PO Box?

Make we see.

No - I haven't seen your sweetheart.
Yes - It's been quite a while, and its good to see you again.

Do you like to soak garri?

Seller? Imagine! This Kenny G take style wicked!

KDK, I dey tell you say if they born you well, try am.

Garri ijebu + Epa = Life.

KDK, if they born you well try am!

Yes.
Sorry about your day.

Did you have a good week?

Yes. Just felt like pulling your legs.

Beautiful today, innit?

Kolanut ke? I no sabi chop am. Who be jare?

Loan me wetin?

KDK, if they born you well, dream to sit on her lap or even worse - chop that food!

No.

Do I look like one?

Walmart get am jare.

Suspense.

Cross county or bay plaza?

At least I got it right.

Jammy/KC/GC/Roki.

Bay Plaza!