Pharoh:

Na me you dey call guy man? . . .   haha i no blame you sha.

Na those alhaji wey dey carry you come my 10 star hotel dey cause am.    

Make you suffery waka these waka wey you just put yourself into so just because you one feel . . . .    

Some ways seems right unto a woman at the beginning but at the end it is not always what was expected  

Egyptian Broadcasting Service report number 456737 copyright 2004  

You don dey kolo - e don tey! You need less of that Egyptian sun, e dey fry ya already fried brain.

chi-baby:

T_bbz noting much agwaann unuh. Me Jus ah relax ah catch mi fun.  
Whatz new?

Nothing new babe. Hope you're good.

Pharoh:

One day you go come house and see dowry for your family house. . .

Maybe na your slang or na you the dowry go dey for i no even know again .

Just keep the slang flowing babe . . mi ah feel you highly

You be bush man. Jamaicans no dey Egypt ni?

Na Patois she dey speak.

Pharoh:

One day you go come house and see dowry for your family house. . .  

Maybe na your slang or na you the dowry go dey for i no even know again .  

Just keep the slang flowing babe . . mi ah feel you highly    

Lool ur not sewiouz.   How u been tho? Bn awhile we spoke on a level

tanimz:

Na Patois she dey speak.

I tell you say i no know wetin she dey speak?    

Trust me she understand wetin i mean . . na coded message . .

Abi you self want dowry for ya family house?    

Oya spill am out here right now so we can put it in our budget. .  



A child does not ask for bread and his father gives him a serpent . , . Egyptian Broadcasting Service Report number 456737 copyright 2009. .  

chi-baby:

Lool your not sewiouz.   How u been tho? Bn awhile we spoke on a level

Lool am very sewiouz o o o . . .been good and you? back to school for now.

Yeah been a while . . i seldom show up here these days . .so what are you up to atm?

You have to teach me your slang abi na patois this year or else . . . . .

Pharoh:

I tell you say i no know wetin she dey speak?    

Trust me she understand wetin i mean . . na coded message . .

Abi you self want dowry for ya family house?    

Oya spill am out here right now so we can put it in our budget. .  



A child does not ask for bread and his father gives him a serpent . , . Egyptian Broadcasting Service Report number 456737 copyright 2009. .  

Shior. You too like to dey lie.

Dowry from who? You? Abeg no kill me with laff for here.

chi-baby:

@Id
Am gd b. Yeh am on it

ok mi jus ask fboi fi ur number suh mi kia add u up , u see wa mi a sey
blessed

Pharoh:

Lool am very sewiouz  o o o  . . .been good and you? back to school for now.

Yeah been a while . . i seldom show up here these days . .so what are you up to atm?

You have to teach me your slang abi na patois this year or else . . . . .    

Seriouz indeed. Lyk how many girls u don offer to pay their dowry on here ayy?    
Yeh am all gd maself. Don't think thingz cud b any better. God is faithful
Not doin much apart 4rm uni, work and modelling  
Lool if na to teach u my yarns na wettin u want 4rm me then u no get wahala.
Jus lemmi knw wen u wanno start  

Idowuogbo:

ok mi jus ask fboi fi your number suh mi kia add u up , u see wa mi a sey
blessed

Ah dat mi ah chat bout! Mi ah wait up fi your ping

Who's gonna ping me?

tanimz:

Who's gonna ping me?

Awwww. How re u hun? Lemme ping ya

You always come to my rescue.

Can you ping me the same way Chi-baby is pinging Idowu?

^ u dey whaapps 2 tanizzz

I no understand you.

You wan ping me ni?

Nobody wants to ping me.

u dey yim make i explain

Yes, I dey.

Gimme like 5 minutes though.

lol

Ping me ko

Pig me ni


Mtcheww

^ Pig Me? Lol

OPENS UP BAR FOR DAY'S SALES

People, you all probably know why i'm in dis bar.

The owner is the lady who El guapo claimed had tried to seduce him.

I've been here for the past 8hrs,
Is she waiting till i down 4 cartons before she'll do the same to me?

Mtchew

Go back to sleep son

tanimz:

Where is Lysaa?

I'm here dear. what's up?

sorry i had to dash out yesterday but u know, so many things to take care of.

oh yeah about wizkid. .i was bullshytting about u goggling it and i'm sure u knew that

If u ever saw his video on his song 'tease me' u'd feel me on that. . the lil guy is turning 21 for crying out loud. .21! how old are u?. .not to worry tho.

Banky took him on a special treat to a place like the strippers club and he couldn't get his eyes off them girls stripping. .i felt it was a lil too gross. ur opinion could be different sha.

I kid! i kid! lol

Ocean blue
The name of the stripp*** club

The first time i go dia, i saw yanshes of different variaties.

My stuff no go down for like two days.

Lol

Where is my vaseline

Indecent spoilt cock crowing at noon. .u can use ori-aku knowing how the harmattan is affecting u.

Hahahahaha

Fimile Baby Fimile

Mtchew

lysaa:

I'm here dear. what's up?

sorry i had to dash out yesterday but u know, so many things to take care of.

oh yeah about wizkid. .i was bullshytting about u goggling it and i'm sure u knew that

If u ever saw his video on his song 'tease me' u'd feel me on that. . the lil guy is turning 21 for crying out loud. .21! how old are u?. .not to worry tho.

Banky took him on a special treat to a place like the strippers club and he couldn't get his eyes off them girls stripping. .i felt it was a lil too gross. your opinion could be different sha.

I kid! i kid! lol

It's okay love, just give me a head's up next time.

I haven't seen the video yet, but I heard it was crazy.

I think it was shot in Ghana.

But I thought he was 20, not that big of a difference anyway.

The guy has really stepped up then, because his Holla ur boy video seemed very child-like to me.

Studio CFR:

People, you all probably know why i'm in dis bar.

The owner is the lady who El guapo claimed had tried to seduce him.

I've been here for the past 8hrs,
Is she waiting till i down 4 cartons before she'll do the same to me?

Mtchew

See wetin wey dey hungry Poor man.
By the way,how would u expect a precision of seduction when u're impotent ?

No Offience

Tz whats popping?

^^ Popcorn.

hello

Na dat One dey hungry U?

El guapo

Carry yo babe come make we see if she no go carry belle too