₦airaland Forum

Just listened to a couple of tracks...not bad at all

Virgin? Where is the virgin?

Long overdue.

Christians in Northern Nigeria are an endangered species.

Only 21? Nonsense.

Any woman wey olosho dey im eye go still be olsho no matter the job...even reverend sister.
I have known some decent barmaids in my time, one was even offered 30 k for just a one night stand (2017) and she turned it down, cold.

The reason why Nigeria's crude oil production has magically dropped is the same reason why Nigerians with about a third of the purchasing power are magically buying 4 times more PMS than they did in 2015.



I leave you to draw your own conclusions.
Thank you.

Gangster1ms:
Accurate

No words...

Oplomo:
These idiots in ohaneze should keep quiet and stop looking to profiteer. These are vultures who don't really care about Ndigbo but Ghana-must-go bags.

There are Igbo kids who were rendered orphans at the Owo catholic church attacks. These clowns in Ohaneze never cared to contribute a dime or put them on scholarship.

The fools only run after politicians with bags of money and release useless statements that make Ndigbo sound like illiterates when it should be a 'socio-cultural' group defending vulnerable sons and daughters of Igboland. Why then does it exist?

When are we ever going to read stuffs like "Ohaneze sponsors 200 indigent Igbo sons and daughters on scholarship"?

Do they exist to only wear "okpu agu" caps, release stupid statements and chase after politicians around like clowns?


Nde mmuo ku gbuo unu ebeahu!

My thoughts exactly...vultures.

Allisgud:
u are only their son when u have something to be benefited from later

Precisely

Happened to me too...mine was a drunk FRSC though.

I dey this table wey you dey shake so o!

I'm married to the younger sister of my original target. Thankfully we were still at the "toasting" stage and pant been never shift .

Original target got married before we did though...

Still she sometimes teases her younger sister (my wife) that she's a husband snatcher

jesusjnr2020:
Why "Safe" Sex Could Be Very Dangerous

This post is deemed necessary to correct a very misleading notion being spread by the world concerning the use of condoms during sexual activity even when one was fornicating or committing adultery.

The world calls it safe sex, but that is absolutely false because no soul that commits sin is truly safe.

That's why Jesus after healing a man of paralysis would yet warn him to "sin no more, less a worse thing comes upon thee". John 5:14

It's because sin actually weakens our defences against the devil. It opens us up to all manner of spiritual attacks by giving the devil free access to do that which is his only desire for man, which to steal, kill and destroy his life.

Therefore anyone who fornicates or commits adultery even with condoms is not really safe but exposing himself to serious danger, because although condoms may be able to keep away bodily fluids, it cannot keep away demons!

Worst still, is the danger of being cast into hell at the end, as no worker of iniquity would be allowed into God's Kingdom in heaven.

Matthew 13:41-42 (KJV)

The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity;
And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

A Word is enough for the wise.

Why are people who claim to be so religious and spiritual, so obsessed with sex?
Why?

Please abstain from sex and go to heaven, respect the choice of those who wish to have sex. Haba, na problem?

This is a PRESIDENT who looks and ACTS like a PRESIDENT.
Chai...Nigeria, for shame!

Happy Birthday lovely boy...indeed you shall be great.

To those shouting cheating parents, you must be wiser than God who chose these two people to be the parents of this boy. Ask yourself why God chose Solomon son of Bathsheba (remember her story?) to be king over His people.

guyman...

I need the massage....with HAPPY ENDING o!

1,2,3...Taqqiyah.

If true then APC has shot themselves in the foot.

It is becoming clearer and clearer that there will be no elections in 2023.

okomile:
Freedom is sweet

Marriage na scam jor

You are quitr right...but marriage with the RIGHT person is sweetest of all.

Unfortunately due to endemic poverty and bestial greed, most black Africans will never experience the bliss that comes from such a marriage because they get married for all the wrong reasons especially pecuniary reasons.

Okay...seen.

But what makes the other aspirants "unsafe"?

Just asking

Kollins11:
If you no treat internal bleeding, call me bastard.. I go beat you like who thief.

Me.. I nor get joy oo. Better no carry your madness come my side.

Chai...men no get joy o, even Joy soap.

I don laugh scarrer...

ALIEN hairstyle got me all cracked up!

I suspect more to come...

Fernando...my personal all time best ABBA song.

The indomie generation is doomed because their brains are naturally incapable of appreciating such good music.

To all you claiming the guy...He's no more Nigerian than Obama is Kenyan.

Now go and sin no more.

olatuns2017:
You should have attached Tinubu name to make traffic

Abasi mbok...una no go kee pesin for this Nairaland

This same Umahi that is viwed by some as a demigod?

Really? And you actually believe what you just wrote?

sukkot:
oh i am not justifyng myself . i make threads like this all the time about how i value peoples efforts and overpay them. i had a thread last year which went viral about how rain got in my car and then i had some guys drain it and i saw all the effort they put into draining the car and i gave them more than what they asked for. i make threads like this all the time about how peoples labors are not rewarded well in nigeria. i believe its with my other ID. so this is who i am. i just wanted to create another thread with this plantain thats all but i do stuff like this ALL THE TIME. i can buy gala on the street and give the guy 500 naira for one gala. its my way of paying tithes to people who are trying hard. its better than giving one rich pastor who has 10 private jets lol

Dont mind all these fo.ols saying thrash i often do same