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PoliticsRe: Governor Yahaya Bello And The Fight Against Political Insecurity by Tannhauser(m): 5:23pm On Nov 03, 2022
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I have nothing against H.E. GYB but...
FoodRe: See How I Make Yummy Bread Pizza At Home, Better Than Take Out (Photos, Video) by Tannhauser(m):
mariahAngel:
What would we do without them?
Ha di mkpa in our food journey. grin



Nne, I suola olu anyi. gringrin

Good morning.
Happy weekend to you.
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Typical Igbo...as soon as they realise that an "outsider" can speak their language, they revert back to English.

Before you quote me with your nonsense, I am from the South-South and I am fluent in at least SIX Nigerian languages, and have lived in and worked in 32 of the 36 states.

Quite unlike the Yorubas and Northerners who are mostly thrilled by the fact that an "outsider" understands their lingo.
CrimeRe: 64-Year-Old Nigerian Woman Stabbed To Death By Her Son In London by Tannhauser(m): 2:03pm On Nov 03, 2022
Candidlady:
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These women wont hear word. As soon as you know it is that THING called male in your womb.


Get rid of it cos if you don't at the end it will only bring nothing but pain to you. They don't deserve to live
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Poor woman
Rip to her. If only she knew


Dead genders
Wish I knew the guy who shattered your heart and broke your spirit, I would buy him several pints. I swear the bitterness is epic!

By the way, this is the FIRST generation where WOMEN have taken a clear lead over men in sexual immortality, promiscuity and cheating (proven by research backed by statistics) so your pathetic LGBTQ+ lifestyle won't save you from more heartbreak

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RomanceRe: My Mum Caught Me And My Girlfriend by Tannhauser(m): 5:09pm On Nov 01, 2022
angry

Best form of defence is ATTACK , wait for her to get home...as soon as she does, ask her what SHE was doing there. Tell her you accompanied your friend there to pick a few items as she (friend) was hungry... grin


No time.
CrimeRe: US: Man Chops Partner's Head Off, Stabs Her Corpse Over 100 Times (Pictured) by Tannhauser(m): 8:41pm On Oct 29, 2022
siofra:
So true.

I've never seen a post that contains more truth about Nigerian men than this.

Nigerian men are wicked predators that must be avoided at all cost. That's how they butchered my friend.

God save us.
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PoliticsRe: Kidnappers Terrorise Ogun Communities, Residents Lament Ordeals by Tannhauser(m): 7:46pm On Oct 29, 2022
angry
This was expected. With their brother and ally about to leave office (if indeed selections hold in 2023) these bandits/ herdsmen are out to make all the cash they can squeeze out of the common man.

Nigerians are in for a very looooong thing between November 2022 and May 2023.

Continue supporting APC, the party that freely admitted that they brought in this bas.tards to destabilize the former administration...
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery To Cut Ghana’s Fuel Imports And Reduce Pump Price by Tannhauser(m): 7:30am On Oct 28, 2022
Nigeria and Nigerians shouldn't get carried away by this Dangote refinery. The man's antecedent do not hold out much promise...
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery To Cut Ghana’s Fuel Imports And Reduce Pump Price by Tannhauser(m): 7:23am On Oct 28, 2022
ecolime:
Stop fooling yourself.

Those two jokers ain't going nowhere. They should keep on shooting prewedding pictures.

We hate JAGABAN but not to the extent of voting in clowns like the people of Kwara.

Sanwo-Eko have started his 2nd term already.

We no be mumu
True.

But bros, your mouth bad gan ...pre-wedding pictures! grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery To Cut Ghana’s Fuel Imports And Reduce Pump Price by Tannhauser(m): 7:10am On Oct 28, 2022
The viability and economic importance of Dangote refinery simply proves that the failure of Nigeria's refineries were acts of deliberate and criminal sabotage sustained over several administrations, military and civilian.

There is more t the destruction of Nigeria as a nation than meets the eye.
PoliticsRe: Redesigning Of Naira Notes: Retain The English & Arabic Languages - Adamu Garba by Tannhauser(m): 2:43pm On Oct 27, 2022
Umsworld:
The ARABIC written on the naira note is Hausa and not anything ISLAMIC

Just like the LABOUR PARTY Governorship candidate in kano used in his signage

It is called AJAMI

It can be read by an average hausa man who didnt attent WESTERN BASED CURRICULUM SCHOOLS(ENGLISH)
Thanks for sharing, I was trying to recall the name of that writing.
Kindly forgive the bigoted comments.
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Visits Emir Of Kano Again (Pictures) by Tannhauser(m): 8:39am On Oct 27, 2022
lhordspy:
Lol.

One thing obvious here is what the amateurish politician and its politically-kindergaten followers dont know.
Politics is like a game of chess. Every move any politicians made could be analysed and interpreted not only for its significancy in the general electoral race but also the projected consequencies of such moves.

For the mathematicians, computer-scienist, biologist, the statistician, philosophers and so on. When i was in school back then, there is this topic Logic reasoning. Anybody ?

When i was in my first year, or second year in one of the aforementioned discipline. I was meant to understand Logical reasoning involves testing different sets of steps - or algorithms - to determine which sequence of rules leads to the correct solution.

It was confusing at first, until one of my prof. simplified it to me. You see, Logic reasoning really in a more plainer terms involves the relationship between A and B, and the study of the consequences of their immediate interactions.

Now back to the game of chess in relation to politics, any move is interpreted by the significancy or impact it will have on the wider electorate, now this moves may involve a false or possible moves.

The relationship between A(Obi and his Eye service) and B(the northerners) is non-existence, using every steps or algorithm(Taking into consideration past alliance, interactions, influence, intersection, structure and general public followership and sympathy) to want to arrive at any particular outcome(if obi really has a chance) ... Is zero, which means we are still going to arrive at Zero Outcome.

The significany of this visit in a chess game has little to zero impact on the wider electorate (the northern voters) and the projected consequencies of such needless visit still stands at Zero(inconsequential)

Kai, i wish somebody can see what am seeing
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So you actually put in the time and effort to type all these, just to tell us ....zero.

Mind you I don't support any of the presidential candidates cos they will all fail...besides what makes anyone sure that elections will hold next year?
PoliticsRe: Terror Alert: Canada, UK, Australia, Ireland Issue Security Advisory To Citizens by Tannhauser(m): 7:09am On Oct 27, 2022
Average9jaman:
Over 368 murders in the US this YEAR alone.

You failed to mention how many mass murders in Nigeria this year alone.

I can bet my balls the figures are not even close.

In US, are armed gangs going around boldly terrorising, killing, kidnapping and robbing communities,markets, churches, mosques, schools, transportation with brazen impunity and demanding billions of dollars in ransom money? Performing jailbreaks left, right and center?

The terrorists are never caught and apprehended, the body language of the government is lethargic towards curbing the growing threat of terrorism. The security forces seem overwhelmed and overstretched.

The government appears complicit in the terrorism going on, where TOP GOVERNMENT officials are known to be terrorist sponsors, supporter's and sympathisers.

A president who is the grand patron of terrorists and infamously expressed that

- 'an attack on boko haram is an attack on the north' -

A president who has repeatedly received such so-called-help from other countries in the past and sat on it without acting and allowing the warning of terrorist attacks to eventually happen

Here the terrorists are well-known in their communities and by law enforcement, grant interviews and are turbaned and given chieftancy title

If our security agents need help, are they not the one's supposed to ask for intelligence sharing from these advanced countries?

Ask yourself, would all THIS terror and crime be allowed to thrive in the US?

My guy b using ur brain and don't let sentiments cover your senses, na wa ohuh
PoliticsRe: Terror Alert: Canada, UK, Australia, Ireland Issue Security Advisory To Citizens by Tannhauser(m): 7:04am On Oct 27, 2022
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TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Strippers Tell Their Story In A Reality TV Show To Debut Soon by Tannhauser(m): 6:52am On Oct 27, 2022
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adecz:
☺️☺️Eboe, Edo and Calabar gehls,
I troway salute ✌️✌️✌️✌️
It has been proven that people who do stereotypes actually have very low IQs...
Look well, your blood sister is among them, maybe even worse...paying dirty lowlifes to fvxk her.
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Strippers Tell Their Story In A Reality TV Show To Debut Soon by Tannhauser(m): 6:39am On Oct 27, 2022
ibinaboonline:
It's always the 'money' excuse - always. But even these women know deep down it's just who they are. I once asked a very young girl if she's using the money to pay her school fees. She said her parents are still alive and paying her fees. So, why do this? To meet my needs, she said. Go figure. Many, I mean, many Nigerians find themselves in extremely difficult situations but they'd never turn to prostitution or stripping to make ends meet for the simple reason that they abhor it - it's just not who they are. Some will rather go inside market to sell food stuff. Ask the hookup crew if they're willing to sell crayfish in the market. Some women will rather sell pure water than prostitute. While others will rather prostitute than sell pure water. I'm not saying their challenges aren't true or valid. I'm saying that's not at the core of why they chose that path. It's who you are.
Totally agree with you...

Years ago I once came across a young girl selling okra in the market. This girl was astoundingly beautiful with a banging body to boot. A girl that could be making SERIOUS money from men selling okra in the market? So I went to but the okra grin grin and chatted her up. She said she's a student in the university and does this during holidays to earn money for the next semester. I was impressed but since I was already in a relationship, I resisted the urge to ask for her number.
TV/MoviesRe: Nigerian Strippers Tell Their Story In A Reality TV Show To Debut Soon by Tannhauser(m): 6:32am On Oct 27, 2022
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Are these the strippers? shocked shocked shocked

I'll pass.

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FamilyRe: The Aftermath Of DNA Test: My First Child Is Not Mine by Tannhauser(m): 4:28pm On Oct 26, 2022
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So sorry bro, but you should have thought things through before carrying out the DNA test.

Funny enough it was my wife that insisted on the test for our children before it was done. She wanted to be sure the babies were not switched by crazy nurses.
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PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan's 57th Birthday Party (Photos And Video) by Tannhauser(m): 3:20pm On Oct 26, 2022
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christistruth01:
Patience Jonathan is 6 Months older than Goodluck Jonathan

If Goodluck is already 60 how then can Patience Jonathan be 57 ?
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Query Obi's Response To Rufai Oseni's Question On Importation by Tannhauser(m): 6:43am On Oct 26, 2022
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RomanceRe: Why Do Men Fall Asleep Immediately After Having Sex by Tannhauser(m): 8:11pm On Oct 25, 2022
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CelebritiesRe: Davido Introduces Chioma In Cleavage-Baring Dress To Ooni. Kemi Olunloye Reacts by Tannhauser(m): 1:15pm On Oct 25, 2022
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PoliticsRe: Security advisory: Elevated risk of terror attacks in Abuja - US warns citizens by Tannhauser(m): 6:20am On Oct 24, 2022
GeneralDae:
How come U.S doesn't see most of the gunmen killing people across the U.S before they attack. Just an honest question.
If you had at least TWO brain cells left, you would know the answer to this silly question. Unfortunately, you don't.
Foreign AffairsRe: Salman Rushdie goes into Hiding After brutal Attack, Loses An Eye And An Arm by Tannhauser(m): 8:57pm On Oct 23, 2022
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The madness of religion...especially THAT religion.
The young man tried to murder a man for writing a book DECADES before he was born. I am sure he has not even read the book to determine whether it was blasphemous or not but was ready to risk life, limb and liberty to carry out the instructions of a fellow man.......MADNESS.. .
PoliticsRe: Catastrophic Floods: I’m Surprised No Federal Presence Yet In Bayelsa — Obi by Tannhauser(m): 7:21am On Oct 23, 2022
Corrinthians:
When people are talking, this dullard too will open his mouth. grin

He failed as a student and failed as an administrator in Anambra. We don't need any further evidence to prove what he could do at the federal level - a leopard can never change its spot. wink

Bayelsa that remains one of the worst governed states on the federation, closely followed by Abia and Taraba, is what the dullard is talking about. We don't blame him, we blame is identity. He comes from a place where it is forbidden for people to take responsibility for their own actions. So they must look for someone else to blame.
I totally agree with you sir, but you are yet to address the issue at hand...
WHY IS THERE NO FEDERAL PRESENCE IN BAYELSA?
PoliticsRe: Catastrophic Floods: I’m Surprised No Federal Presence Yet In Bayelsa — Obi by Tannhauser(m):
Prior to the APC primaries most Nigerians were in agreement that the current administration had failed. We all suffered the insecurity and inflation together.
What happened?

A certain candidate emerged and knowing he would be a hard sell to reasonable citizens immediately unleashed his propaganda machines. The same tactic that was used to destroy the ENDSARS protests, the greatest show of brotherhood of Nigerian youth from all tribes is being put to use today....Tribalism.

If Osibanjo had emerged the presidential candidate we all know that the other tribes would have voted for him...but now the shoe is on the other foot and this tribe is determined to plunge Nigeria into full blown anarchy because they want to support their tribesmen even when it is crystal clear even to the blind that said candidate is morally, mentally and physically unfit for that position.

For shame....For shame.
FamilyRe: Pure Water Seller Arrested Over Sex With Top Businessman’s Wife by Tannhauser(m): 1:30pm On Oct 22, 2022
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First off, bleeping a woman (married or not ) is not a criminal offence.

Secondly, he did it WITHOUT her consent? But according to her it happened several times so why didn't she report or seek hep after the 1st, 2nd or 3rd time?

shocked huh cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is This The Right Way of Disengaging Workers from service? by Tannhauser(m): 2:15pm On Oct 19, 2022
Honchoslim16:
Ain't nobody gave me sh¡t, I earned this stuff
All cap aside, who really turnt as us?
angry

Really?

undecided embarassed huh
RomanceRe: If You Were To Marry By Profession, Who Would You Marry? by Tannhauser(m): 12:05pm On Oct 17, 2022
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PoliticsRe: Tinubu: I Turned Lagos From Jungle To Megacity by Tannhauser(m): 6:15am On Oct 15, 2022
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Good Lord...this man actually believes his own lies.
PropertiesRe: Can The Nextdoor Neighbor Harvest This Plantain? by Tannhauser(m): 3:53am On Oct 09, 2022
Clash01:
Inject the plantain with poison. Make you wipe the family so nobody go follow una drag plantain again in future.
shocked shocked shocked
Fear human being... grin
PoliticsRe: All 16 APC Ward Executives, Supporters Defect To PDP In Sokoto by Tannhauser(m): 12:14pm On Oct 08, 2022
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HealthRe: Amelia Pounds, Nigerian Lady, Dies During Plastic Surgery In India (Photos) by Tannhauser(m): 12:01pm On Oct 08, 2022
Krak:
Liposuction has nothing to do with the lips. Google will help you with more knowledge.
grin cheesy cheesy

So what is the "lipo" doing there...?
No make me vex. angry angry angry

English sha...

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