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Nonsense.
This is why i laugh when i see people saying don't marry for love, marry for money, status, trophy wife/ husband etc. When the chips are down, its just you and your spouse.
I can happily say that the wife i am married to would've donated her kidney long before any other person (her family or even mine) heard about it.
Make una continue to dey marry for nonsense reasons.

I come in peace, selah.

Can we at least see what the darned car looks like?

oke2018:
Lie say na your absent mind you take do am, after everything you guys will still blame the ladies ,na wa for una.

If he was broke without prospects would she get pregnant? Abi broke guys sperm no dey fertilize egg?

oke2018:
Which ladies something both of you agreed to do , so what exactly were you expecting after the show .

Nice one.
So you get pregnant for everyman you fv.ck?

AdaNri1:
Some people just search for attention like a drowning person searches for oxygen.

Now we know you’re divorced, divorced him in Britain so that you can get your hands on his money, then used the divorce payment to put a down payment for a mortgage.

Next…

Blessed art though amongst women...

When will men learn?

Anyways, the house fine sha.

I don't understand the hate. Did his failure to make the save tie the legs of your strikers, preventing them from scoring?
Even if he made the save and the game ended goalless what makes you guys so sure the penalties would have ended in Nigeria's favour?
The way you people reason in that country baffles me, honestly. Its football: you win some, you lose some. Just enjoy the game.

afroxyz:
This guy is not Madrid standard abeg He should go to Man Utd or Arsenal

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Okay.
You are obviously a talent scout for Real Madrid

God abeg, no gree make dis ones dem carry hype finish the guy career.

zukky79:
You are wrong. Every benefiting orphanage was visited physically by the disbursement committee and claims verified before cash was disbursed.

And China doesn't give out reckless loans. They give you loan but you never touch the money because the contracts are awarded to their companies to execute.

Kudos bro. You must be be a kind and patient man, frankly I am tired of trying to educate these kids who think they know it all.

tito44:
Tell me about ur parents. Are they also amongst the daft people?

You just proved him right.

With the way these people are lauding the achievements of this administration., I sincerely hope there will be no third term agenda

Continue calling him father...I have heard of gubernatorial candidates whose ambitions were truncated over doubts about their paternity. That the man accepts you doesn't mean his kindred does, one day them go clear your bush. That too is African.

pocohantas:
I’ll leave the road for them. We live to fight another day.




As you can see, this one and majority of his gender would refuse to swerve. That is why they have fewer pictures of three generations. They will na say it is women (wives) killing them.

Whereas the main cause of their deaths are;
1) Coconut head.
2) Taking tramadol to knack younger side chicks.

You bad...

That's subjective. Everyone swears their course is the hardest.

Having read through, I can conclude that you are probably a kid who thinks himself smarter than everyone else.

Corruption is how a post whose heading causes early morning confusion found it's way to front page after only three replies.

CharleyBright:
Lol.
When you were bleeping the Landlord daughter for free, the Landlord son was watching you silently without making show.

Now the Landlord is dead, it's pay back time.
Silently give the landlord's son what he requests for.
The silent dog eats the biggest meat.
The joke was on you all this while.

Rubbish...bring out your evidence else I'll sue you. Only the bleepee has any evidence and she refuses to betray me

She kuku resemble winch...I been dey suspect her tay tay.

This is no news. They do that everytime they have food shortages in their camps. As soon as they get food and money from the government, they go back.

Kill them all. NOW.

Students who fail drug tests should be made to undergo rehabilitation rather than rustication. Country hard o!

Let the test start from the military. Back then in school the MOPOL who were there as security personnel had one area where they used to smoke Indian hemp (igbo) openly.

Hawked fruits and vegetables in the streets of Enugu for my mum then...not funny though. I would sometimes run into classmates and I would feel so ashamed cos I was in a supposedly high brow school.

At that point Dad was a bit down, but his insurance policy covered school fees for us children. Mum started up something to assist with feeding the family and as a mummy's boy I was her assistant and would sometimes hawk when sales at the shop was low.

VeryWickedMan:
The slap was to send the spirit of rejection fleeing from her brain. See the result? She accepted and even knelt down with him.


This format works 100%. Slap her before proposing and she MUST say YES.

Your moniker says it all...

Have they blamed PDP yet?

Great move by the NFF. we really can't afford to waste precious foreign exchange on a foreign coach at this point in time.

Tannhauser:
Simple sturvs

I just hope this is another silly skit

I love my wife to the moon and back but she still had to drag me (kicking and screaming ) to see her parents and commence marriage rites. 8 years down the line and no regrets.