I suggest the thread is tagged "UNILORIN LIKELY POST JAMB QUESTIONS"

The man comments on the journalist are rather calumny. The best nearest in meaning to the italicized word is:
A. Applause  
B. Derogatory
C. Abusive
D. Complimentary

The correct answer to that should be 10k/h, which is ( d ). the dog runs btw the boy and the gir which is 1k/h different. And if the dog runs from boy to girl and back again with a constant speed of 10 km/h, then it travel 10k/h.

This is just an IQ question

Ag vibrancy:

A cousin of mine whom is in 100 level(medicine) told me over d fone yrsterday dat after 24hrs of u finishing your exam,your score will be sent into your email address.According 2 him other candidate's score had been known 2 him b/4 he started his since he didn't wrote his on day 1.

Please correct your grammar and always be conscious of your post. Remember we will be tested on our grammar as well

Ag vibrancy:

Question 2:
The marriage between john and helen is now a foregone conclusion.This means:
A.it had been cancelled of recent.
B.it is certain to happen.
C.it can only be determined by john and helen.
D.it had been cancelled long ago.

Wow! What a technical question! That's why we need to rub minds here on Nairaland before the D Day.

The Answer is { B }

Idboyostic:

@ faboben d answer is (c) MAURICE IWU n ATTAHIRU JEGA IS D CURRENT 1 oooo

That's the correct answer. @big_bug_ben, OK! Let's go there.

faboben10:

Answer is (D) A. Jega

Who is the current INEC Chairman?

Big-sam:

ALL NAIRALANDER AM HAVING PROBLEM PLS HELP ME OUT
i saw the direction on how to go about the registration on the 2nd of august. Due to the lateness of this information and my anciousness  i immediately started creating an account not knowing whether it is right time to do so and i was asked to insert my JAMB REGISTRATION NUMBER. I registered with this  Email:samuelsetemi@yahoo.com, Password:123456 JAMB REG NO:06164357HE, Due to network problem i was unable to shedull the examination stuff.
  Now am trying to validate my registration but i could not, the only thing i saw is "The jamb registration number provided has been used already. If you have previously validated with another login email, please logout and use that email to login. You can not use multiple logins for the same jamb reg no validation!".

Pls am unable to schedule my UNILORIN POST JAMB day pls i seriously nedd your assistant.
dis is my no 07033352728

I think if you re-log in with the same email address and correct password, you will be able to see your details. Only that you can't edit it but you can print it out. Similar thing happened to me. When I first registered, I was unable to print it out due to bad internet network. I later logged in the following day and I was only able to print the details out.

GREG V:

I just registered nd got ma receipt , so wats next pls need some info quick cos am comfused,

What do you mean? Registered with ETC for your screening date and time or Unilorin portal for your credentials?

Yes! It is right time we began to teach ourselves bit vocabulary before the screening time. Let us ask likely question in the forthcoming screen both in English Language and current affairs.

Now I take a lead:

Who was the immediate past INEC chairman?

A. Pro. Chuckuma Soludo

B. Pro. Dora Akunyili

C. Prof. Maurice Iwu

D. Prof. A Jega

@Skmoda what is your course?

PRAYER FROM THE ABOVE: All the Nairallander members especially on this thread will by GOD's Grace gain admission into UNILORIN this time. AMEN!!!!!!

@ Big_bug_ben, what course did you put in for at Ilorin?

@ Big_bug_ben, let's go there! I am also ready to share little I know with people and equally benefit from you people in the house especially, on Maths.

mine is coming up on the same day by 11am. I will give you a call when I got to Ilorin

Who else in the house is coming to social science and business admi?

BLACKSNIP:

Hope u got it?

Where did you send it to? Send it to taosola1@yahoo.com

@Blacksnip, can you send your phone number to my email so that I hook you up when we rich Ilorin?

BLACKSNIP:

After submitting the centre you want for your screening, it will bring out a fresh page, then you will click on PRINT. And the schedule slip will come pop up. Then u print.

You've successfully done yours?

BLACKSNIP:

Accounting & Economics, first and second respectively.

Mine is Sociology. So we are in the same faculty. So shall it be

@ BLACKSNIP, what course do you put in for in UNILORIN as a DE student?

It's a nice idea. I have been thinking of such as well. But once you said you can ally with the eateries, don't you think is better you get all their addresses and representatives who can easily deliver to the nearest address of your clients.

What I mean is that If you get a call that your services is needed in an office at Bariga, all you just have to do is to call the nearest MR. BIG there to go and suppy them. By this Mr. Big will have to pay you for the links. What do you think. it is just an Idea.

dammythe1:

UNILORIN has not declared maybe thee will be post UTME or not. so don't disturbed urself much. people will soon know what they up to.

You better click on the following link to find out detail: http://www.unilorin.edu.ng/index.php/unilorin-news/179-unilorin-news/1459-20102011-session-pre-admission-screening-exercise

Share with us your finding afterward.

Thanks!

@ Ido, Thanks, I have seen it but it is not yet on everybody's page. My brother who also is a DE students doesn't have the link yet. may be by tomorrow. So if you have not seen the link on your page, just be patient and check it back.

@ Blacksnip, it is also applicable to us. I just found the link on my page now.

big_bug_ben:

BREAKING NEWS: the registration proceedures & instruction for the post-utme test has been stated on the sch website just few minutes ago but the link to PROCEED TO STEP 2 has not hyperlinked, it should be done either by the end of today or before noon tommorrow. registration closes by Aug. 13th & first scheduling starts Aug. 16th, keep checking.

Well done pal! Keep it up! but is it also applicable to DE students? Please anybody should help us out.

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big_bug_ben:

pls, don't take me more than what i am & besides nobody has offened me, atleast i do not borne any of unilorin's perlaver. i'm just too sick of dealing with pple dat dn't abide to instruction. i told u a secret, bt u abused it.

Man, forget this issue now! Be a man that does not repeat the misdeeds of others rather than to bone it. Move forward to the topic at hand and say AMEN to every single prayer in this thread.

Let all of us have our fingers crossed. Whatever measures UNILORIN put in place this year shall be in our favour by the special grace of ALLAH. Do I hear you say a big "AMEN"? So shall it be for you then!

Very very funny indeed!!!

i dön't expect u guyz to act frivolously, bt i remembered i told u not to register. incase u don't know, a series of speculated number must hav being programmed for each schedule both date & time. and if u register u'v consumed another candidate's seat. i'm very sure sum pple mst hav done dis also & many others wil be willing to do d same to confirm. are we helping ourselves or harming our fellow candidates? i'm sincerely disappointd, at this note, spare me, i won't post any kind of info again, trust me, it's like i'm talking too much.
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Stopping posting valuable information on this thread might even be more harmful than what this apologetic member has done. He is remorseful about what he did though he initially even hungry for useful information for others. Please find a place in your hearth to forgive and continue your good JOB man. May Allah see all of us through this time around and forever.

I'm very much proud to be a member. My cousin makes millions of naira selling and buying in Nairaland and so do I make thousands of Naira.
Besides, I'm educationally informed through the site. VERY PROUD all the time

big_bug_ben:

CLICK http://www.portal.jkketc.com/web/guest/beginscheduling
enter a valid mail address & a password to create an account>sign in>select institution (UNIVERSITY OF ILORIN)>dont escape d loading after u've selected an institution, just wait while loading>select a test (UNILORIN PRE-ADMISSION 2010)>select 'start application>just preview d registration page, PLS, DONT REGISTER, for your own sake!

Your Contribution is invaluable and constructive! Please, keep it on!