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FunkyMetahuman:
let's ask google

FunkyMetahuman:
*pokes her eyes*

FunkyMetahuman:
1k is not original

Original starts from 3k above.

PabloOmoEscobar:
iyawo obontami

adaksbullet:
tenks u shashagilrs

aameyah:
Disclaimer!
I didn't teach you the above o.
I'm a good working wife, plix!!

aameyah:
If you were banging wella yourself, you go know say hand+shower head is Bae.

Really . Lemme try it

aameyah:
I prefer my hands and/or the shower head, plix!!
Remember I'm a good working wife and I have to cut costs!!
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Back to topic:
Dedicate a Saturday every month so your good working wife can have her me-time to recharge. Help her sit the kids at this time. You also get your Saturday with your guys.

hand won't be enough when you start banging Wella

sisipelebe:
So don't be too conclusive about NL babes..Simply because of your friends told you abt one painter of a girl, does not mean you should base your facts on all females here.

muller101:
yeah see one here o. Their patron sef.

aameyah:
As a family, you budget and buy gadgets that make the housework load lighter e.g. Washing machine, tank for water storage, blender and the likes.

and sexx toys too in case he's too tired to do it

muller101:
Not for nairaland ladies. All they know is painting their faces as if its a colouring book. Redesigning their eyebrows as if they are being sponsored by nike. What am I even saying. IDGAF crew come and help a brother pls.

only Nairaland ladies I guess .
Mtchewwwwww
Obo-monkey

jiggar:
"Taps mic and clears throat"

I like the sincerity and humility of your post.

And, I say a big amen on your behalf, concerning seeing your kids.
God, in His infinite mercy, will surely bring it to pass.

"Drops mic and leaves"

hotspec:
Check ^^^ again. modified.

hotspec:
I did a bckground check on ur previous posts, and every thing got me 8o. Though, still looking for wen u will giv me dt first joke

hotspec:
Funny u, bt u also sound like one who is too serious about life. Anyway, when u finally create that atmosphere for finding out, I will b like...

samwayne154:
too damn funny!!

naija1stpikin:
bye

xynerise:
How are you today?

naija1stpikin:

hotspec:
NO. The not too serious type, which i am.

xynerise:
Na so

Genea:
As in, all straight faced, like a commander to his subject. I reject them in Jesus name sah

hotspec:
What if u find one now?