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Can u imagine i stored my
girlfriend's
number
with her name on my
phone o. This
morning, I decided to call
and check on her to know
how she is
doing. As I scrolled to her
number and called, a
voice said;
you have insufficient
credit to make this
call, please
recharge and try again. I
checked my
account balance to
confirm this, it was
true, so, I borrowed my
neighbor's phone to
make this call. This
neighbor of mine is my
close pal o.
Someone that
we played with pant in
the streets
together when we
were growing up. Very
reliable guy-man he is.As I
dialed my girlfriend's
number on
his phone,
do you know what
appeared on the
screen? "MY LOVE". I
started wondering; how
did the phone
know that the owner of
the number is my lover?
When I asked my friend
how the
phone knows that the
owner of that
number is my love, my
friend told me that
this is what all this new
phones do nowadays o!.
So technology has gotten
to this level? Chai.! White
people are really trying o!
We
are really moving forward
oh…technology,
thank you ohhhhh!

One word for me..........

No 4 na ma first fone

Lols. Bookj that's u

veave:
nice one op...

thanks.

I have learnt a lot from the Buhari certificate monomania. Since
it happened, I have started looking for all my results and
certificates from kindergarten to University. Infact, I am properly
keeping the receipts of my common entrance form, JAMB, post
JAMB ,my lecture notes and jotters, textbooks,my nursery
rhyme books, slates and even pictures i took while in school.
Who knows, anybody might request for it soon.
If someone who schooled before Independence would be asked
to present his certificate,how much more I. If you are lucky
enough to still have your secondary school sandals, Uniforms
and even socks, abeg keep am well. If you can still locate your
labcoat too,keep it well o. Who knows, any clueless person
might ask for it someday. hmm

My bro tosin and his ten ten ten things.

A serious accident has occured on the lagos ibadan
express way.
A family of six travelling in a jeep lost their lifes on
the spot
Veiwer discretion is adviced.

Have you ever wondered why God carefully
positioned a membrane of blood in a lady’s
sexual opening? It is a thin thiny membrane
that
partially or completely covers the opening of
the
vagina. It is called the “HYMEN”. Why would
God-Our Maker put a breakable tissue full of
blood at the very door of the sexual opening of
the female? Why is it so carefully placed at that
entrance, like a ribbon tied at the entrance of a
new house about to be launched? Why is it
filled
withblood that spills away when it is broken?
Why? Without doubt, the HYMEN IS A GATE!
It was God (our creator) who set that blood-
filled vessel there as a covenant blockage, a
sign and a token of a covenant between the
bearer and whoever plunges into her opening.
Before God, the disvirginity of a lady is not a
casual act of fun. It is a serious covenant struck
and confirmed by the blood shed on that day.
This is God’s way of saying, “Whoever plunges
in to this woman shall only be able to do so by
making a blood covenant to be joined to her for
the rest of his life, from that point onward.
Little
wonder why sexual intercourse was designed by
God to take place only and only after the
marriage contract is sealed. The one who made
the body (the hormones, organs, nerves,
tissues, e.t.c) said it in clear terms in
1Cor.6:13 , “Now, the body is not for
fornication”. Anyone who chooses to use the
body for fornication must know that he/ she is
working directly against God’s plan and there
would definitely be a consequence either now or
at old age!
There is a spiritual bonding, a supernatural
process that takes place in a lady’s heart to the
first guy that enters in to her especially at that
particular time when the hymen breaks. There is
no covenant without blood: this is why the
membrane contains enough of it. As a matter of
fact, what happens the first time a lady has sex
is not just sex but an immersion and a bathing
of the man with her hymen blood to initiate a
covenant that is highly recognized in the spirit
realm of both light and darkness! The first time
this happens just marks her opening day
covenant ceremony and each subsequent
experience goes on to further refresh or
strengthen that covenant or establish another
version of it with another person. Many have
washed useless boys with that hymen-blood.
Many have struck irreversible covenants with
men that have nothing to do with their destiny.
Many have shared that hymen blood in sexual
activity with demon-possessed men while some
others have struck such precious covenants
with candle sticks as they exercised sex with it.
If only they knew,many girls who carelessly
allowed themselves to be disvirgined in a bid to
be among the so called “big girls” would never
have done so.
The Bible says it in clear terms: “Or do you not
know that he who is joined to a harlot (through
sexual activity) is one with her (1 Cor. 6:16).
This is why many girls are not yet married yet
their spiritual composition is already shattered
and imbalanced, because they have mingled
their souls with that of different men. Dear
Singles,know today that there is a definite
proportion of your virtue that leaves you each
time a man enters into you and when that man
leaves you, he leaves with it. Just imagine how
much of yourself would be lost each time a man
enters into you without any properly signed
marriage bond or contract. Sex is a spiritual
affair. A giving of yourself to another. All of
these things have strong and terrible spiritual
implications.
A broken hymen opens you up to the spirit of
the man that broke it, any other spirit
whatsoever that may have mingled with that
man’s spirit, those who have mingled theirs
with him and the spirit of any other man that
enters into you thereafter. The fun part of pre-
marital sex is not really funny. What happens in
between the lines could be deadly and
dangerous...May 2015 Favour You..!!
God bless you even as you forward it to all ladies

Wow. Am remembering my good old days

ramdris:
This guy just gave me more reason to vote GMB. He said it all.

sai buhari