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if it's okay for a babe to hit a dude in self defense,
then it should also be okay for a dude to hit a babe in self defense.


it's a pity the law is an ass a bitch _{a shitty blind one}.

If he scores against the scummies, it would be nice, and he breaks rooney's legs

rooney's leg's already broken  
so you'll have to look for something else for the scummie to do to appease you.

Yossi scored just after the 92nd minute. He didnt need the 5 minutes, did he?

a minuite or 2 was enough stoppage time, but the Arrow gave 5,and yossi scored after the 2 mins mark.


but why cry over spilt milk?

I normally don't pick on refs, but that bloody Arrow robbed us.
the Arrow disallowed 2 beautiful goals, and gave 5 extra mins _{in an half where no one got hurt and there was no scuffle}

anywayz I'm proud of my boys.

@tayoccu
You guys should pump him with some nerve-steeling drugs before sending him out on that pitch Grin Anfield ain't Wembley. The demons there are stronger,lol.

so that's the secret of drugbar's strenght?

THis season is exactly 20 years since Arsenal won the league at Anfield . When Micheal Thomas scored in stoppage time.

Most of us where likkle nappy trotting kids at that time

I know we are not playing to win the league but who knows miracles do happen
Enjoy the vid

I can remember the look on my old man's face._{which came as a consolation cos he just finished smacking me}

we gon whoop liverfluke today, and manure on tuesday.

So no Ade and no RVP for the Liverpool game. . .Rafa will so have you guys for supper

Anywayz, they are missing Gerrard too,

nah we gon whoop liverpool liverfluke today.

but I doubt that will hinder them from making Fabianski wish he had sustained an injury during the game against Chelsea

nah he ain't a wuss like cech_{who still wears protective gear 2 seasons after his injury}

Please read and laugh it out!!!



You need to read this discussion between a 419 guy and his prospective prey.



It's not uncommon these days to receive strange calls with foreign numbers. These callers invariably have one juicy business or the other to discuss from 'abroad'. If you fall for the sweet talk, there goes your money.



I got a typical call very recently, here's the gist:



Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?



Ayo: Fine. Please, who am I speaking with?



Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in UK that could be calling?



(Sensing a scam, I threw in a trap…)



Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (I don't know any Johnson in UK.)



(Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait)



Mr. 419 : Of course, this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognise my voice initially?



(Certain it's scam, I decided to punish him verbally and financially. I had the time that morning so I was going to assist him waste his call credit.)



Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a specially bad boy) Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e! (Your children will repay you with such). Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original curses curses for you.



Mr. 419: (Obviously subdued) I didn't hear. I would have come.



Ayo: Too bad. You heard you mama is leprous too? You didn't hear about that, abi?



Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn’t hear.



Ayo: (Enjoying myself thoroughly). Too bad. Is your wife that foolish too? Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame-witted too?



Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue…



(Breaking in before he begins his story)



Ayo: Johnson, O se mi o: you offended me. I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? You want me to curse you too like your father did? I don't have his kind of patience I'm sure you know. I won't wait that long before I give you what you deserve.



Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is important,



Ayo: Shut up!!! When are you sending money home? Haba! We sent you to school, clothed you and sent you abroad, Are you now a 419? Stealing from me your friend too. Your father was right to curse you, And you can't escape it if you continue like this. It's not a curse.



Mr. 419: I'll repay you.



After about 50 minutes of moves and countermoves…I owned up.



Ayo: See Mr. 419, I don't know any Johnson in UK. I just needed to teach you a lesson. Go get a proper job.



Mr. 419: Were! Oloriburuku! Lo ti n sepe fun mi lat'aaro! (Madman, and you've been cursing me since morning!)



Ayo: Disconnected.

I'm glad to be on your team prof Muki Wenger.

[s]Debosky
Loyika
Kitaun
Brash
Eldee
HNIC
Kay_pumping
Allboys
raspuntin
tayoccu
and co[/s]

Nairaland united _{but wait o! sauron no make your team?}

@ omo ibo
right back @ you bloody b'lose

I watch the match in my dream last night.
The score line was  chelsea4---Arsenal  1
b4 I woke up 3 minutes to the end of the match

up blueeeeeeeeeeeeee

we gonna paint the whole stadium blue tomorrow.

blue  for lifeeeeeeeee

typical of a b'lose fan, deluded.

Arsenal 3 Chelsea 1. Gooners 4 Life

GOD bless you jare

Obj no marry?
men are never ugly jo!

abeg make una leave dayo alone with his silly anti-premiership campaign.
next thing he'll probably say is UEFA rigged the competition so an english team would win.

yes o!
the greatest football team in the world. _{end of discussion!}

Arsenal never outplayed chelsea at the bridge.

guy did you just crawl out from under a rock?
when has chelsea ever outplayed arsenal (home/away)?
even when chelsea full squad played against the younglings (carling cup team) they were outplayed.

Arsenal won in a controversial way.

a case of sour grapes.

Van Persie's equalizer was 2km offside.

offside?
dude did you watch on a 1940 tv set?

Arsenal has never defeated Chelsea with didier Drogba on the pitch.

yaddah!
Yaddah!!
Yaddah!!!

chelsea never beat arsenal with tony adams on the field  _{history shay?}

Chelsea to beat Arsenal 3-1 with a Drogba's brace.
Arsenal's bad spell starts tomorrow

Dream on dreamer.

The Red and White Army,
the kings of london,
Arsenal FC.

why? All in the name of opening own threads?
Why not make it more interesting with name 10 non first team players in your club or perhaps name 10 academy players in your club

come on don't be a spoil sport,
just name 10 players (of your choice), or if you don't want to leave the thread, don't dictate what should be on the thread.

Ten?
piece o'cake.

1. Fabregas
2. Adebayo
3. Song
4. Arshavin
5. Eboue
6. Clichy
7. Sagna
8. Nasri
9. Eduardo
10. Diaby

and the list goes on and on.

switch abeg stay out of their "lovers" fight before you get caught in the cross fire