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CrimeRe: Auto Dealer Jailed 10 Years For Smuggling Heroin (photos) by tayoxx(m): 9:58am On Feb 13, 2017
These days na head u de look oo
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Should Appreciate Their Leaders, Says Waziri by tayoxx(m): 9:53am On Feb 13, 2017
You're MAD...
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Dancing At His Thanksgiving Service (Video) by tayoxx(m): 9:52am On Feb 13, 2017
napoleon77:
So a sinner should not go to church? Only a saint?

A person cannot go to church to thank God for early release from prison?
de deceive your self there
PoliticsRe: "Andrew Yakubu Had 4 Safes Not 1", Whistleblower Insists by tayoxx(m): 9:47am On Feb 13, 2017
X4 nai b dat oo....
PoliticsRe: James Ibori Dancing At His Thanksgiving Service (Video) by tayoxx(m): 9:41am On Feb 13, 2017
Inside church... that pastor no de shame
PoliticsRe: I Am Not A Thief – James Ibori by tayoxx(m): 9:38am On Feb 13, 2017
Inside church ooo... I swear I no go go church again
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 8:22pm On Feb 12, 2017
U no sabi play game nai u buy form nii
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 7:37pm On Feb 12, 2017
Lilamartedi:
Kemen tho lipsrsealed
wetin do my guy naaa
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 7:31pm On Feb 12, 2017
toseen7:
the trouser no gud jare
u sure
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 7:21pm On Feb 12, 2017
Who see ebuka something
CrimeRe: India Busts Nigerian Heroine Dealer, Recovers 160 Million Naira Worth Of Drugs by tayoxx(m): 6:34pm On Feb 12, 2017
Na head I con look oo
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 6:22pm On Feb 12, 2017
newguy1:
na joke bro . I dey feel kemen hustle cheesy
lol... that guy self no de leave him self alone... him no de code e ways.
PoliticsRe: Senate President Saraki Pocketed Billions Of Naira From Paris Loan Refund by tayoxx(m): 6:05pm On Feb 12, 2017
I must blow whistle ooo.. infact na trumpet I go blow self
PoliticsRe: by tayoxx(m): 5:54pm On Feb 12, 2017
Chei... this one na nice business ooo. Make all of us begin blow ooo
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 5:49pm On Feb 12, 2017
newguy1:
depend on the actions on it for example n average of kemen type of lip 2ice a day will give it a life span of 2yrs[ grin]
bros why!!!!
TV/Movies#BBN: Understanding The Reason Why Tboss Doesn't Dance by tayoxx(op): 5:20pm On Feb 12, 2017
Tboss - To dance or not to dance
Goldilocks (Tboss sister) and myself used to dance a lot. That house in Etonko street Calabar, holds a lot of memories for us, *sigh*. Once their Father was out of the way, we would rock to Kevin Little or Sean Paul or whatever was trending then, trying out the different moves seen on the musical videos in front of a mirror until we got it right. Not so, Tboss. She would sit in a corner watching us with a small wishful smile on her face. I tried everything to get her to dance to no avail. One of those days, I tried to pull her forcefully out of the chair onto the ‘dance floor’ and almost lost my arm in the process. She resisted me with so much strength, damn!!! That girl is every level of strong. Never underestimate her.

She always has that wishful smile on her face every time she sees people dancing, I mean really dancing. She’ll whip out her camera and record their dancing so she could watch it later. I believe she really wants to dance but there’s no clear communication between her legs and her head. I imagine that the conversation between her head and her legs would go thus:

Brain: Go left
Feet: (Going right)
Brain: (yelling) The other left stupid, too late beat has changed, shake your booty now…
Feet: (completely out of sync) stop yelling at me, why don’t you shake your booty if you think it is that easy.

The result of this conversation is an uncoordinated robotic movement. She did try to dance once in a Romanian club but that attempt was shot down by her sister – Goldilocks who told her “What are you doing? Don’t do that again, go and sit down before you embarrass me”. That was the end of dancing for her.

One day in preparation for a Night out, we ‘hired’ another friend to ‘teach’ her some moves. Tonye made some progress that night, we at least got her to move from side to side and to clap her hands in time to the move. When we got home that night, Tboss told me, as she wiped make up off her face, “I’d give anything to dance the way you guys do”.

https://www.facebook.com/TBossofficialTB/
https://www.instagram.com/officialtboss_/


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FoodRe: Tin Milk In Nigeria Vs Tin Milk Abroad: Canada Based Nigerian Man Bemoan (photo) by tayoxx(m): 9:40am On Feb 12, 2017
I don tire for Nigeria..
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 11:21pm On Feb 11, 2017
Rayd502:
Lol...Abeg allow Captain phiLLips have some fun.
Chei him de fall hand oo. We no wan see am inside gym again
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 11:18pm On Feb 11, 2017
ninnyanny:
Uriel to UnCloth. Efe
Efe no gri
e boxers fit de smell na
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 11:16pm On Feb 11, 2017
On behalf of all bodybuilders... we don disown kemen.. chai the guy no get sense
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 11:12pm On Feb 11, 2017
ninnyanny:
Uriel is kissing kemen..yyakkk. *pukes*
smh.. tell me say u no de feel that lips
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 11:10pm On Feb 11, 2017
LIPton my guy well well
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 10:35pm On Feb 11, 2017
toseen7:
abi phcn? huh
any one ooo. I jus no say ogun go strike dem this night
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 10:30pm On Feb 11, 2017
Nepaaaaaa cry
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 10:17pm On Feb 11, 2017
LIPton jus de vex me
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 10:14pm On Feb 11, 2017
LIPton de rap ooo
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 10:12pm On Feb 11, 2017
Bassey my guy... I jus de feel uuuu
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 10:08pm On Feb 11, 2017
Wetin de worry ttt
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 9:45pm On Feb 11, 2017
Efe why?!!!!!!
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 9:35pm On Feb 11, 2017
Chei bassey . The outfit pack well
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 9:27pm On Feb 11, 2017
Ermm this uriel resemble olosho die
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija 2017: Live Thread by tayoxx(m): 5:04pm On Feb 11, 2017
mediocre:
Ladies,

Kemen vs Bassey vs Tayoxx (he's viewing the thread right now grin)
is not me ooo.. is not me that born it

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