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datalossvictim1:
I can't even use a broom stick
cucumbers are massive. Nawa oo

na who this one dey lie give now

ahsekeena:
This thread is dedicated to the girls with big butts.



I'm a big booty chic,and I've had quite a number of embarrassing events as a result of this.

Just yesterday I went to civic centre at ozumba mmbadiwe to meet with a client,parked my car,got out and was heading to the managers office with my client. I saw a couple coming behind me,from the way they dressed I could tell they were yoruba. I hadn't taken more than 15 steps when I started hearing "shameless man,u have no shame,u can't even hide ur dirty behaviour,emi o blame e,awon omo esu yii naa ni pelu Aso rada rada to n wo "



Turned around to see it was the woman whom I noticed earlier,she was addressing her husband. She must have been in her early 40s ,I guess and her husband,mid 50s.

Lol,apparently,her husband had been gawking....at my butt. I was wearing a pair of white leggings and a white top,nothing bad.


After she lashed at her husband(people were already looking), she turned to me and started insulting me,called me indecent, a husband snatcher and how I dressed the way I did to lure men away from their wives. From her utterances,I could tell she was an "omo eko".




I stopped right in my tracks,turned to her and cautioned her,the fact that she was older didn't give her the right to talk to me the way she did. I gave her a piece of my mind and walked away,she looked on without saying anything.


Wasn't my fault her husband couldn't keep his eyes off my butt. My silly client just kept laughing.


I've had other embarrassing situations like this but this was just too much. Big booty chics,share ur tales of embarassments.

e b like say u no no me o...u no no who I b o....Wey d yansh....Wey am...

That stupid man....

Na wetin dem use capture people b dat na...scam

Jesús....I no understand again o....

Can some1 please hit this guy on his head

Stupid man...pay our 2months salary e no pay

Useless pple...The only no how to harass pple with gun de sabe.

Jesuuuuu

Mumu

Police is there friend

Na to go relax b dat na...I go wait till October 31st again

Yes yes yes

Every body answer your papa name o...

Oh no b dat country wey b say na Micheal essien nai b their finest guy

See my babe

CrazyScientist:
Attention seeking 'female dog'


How did this p.or.n star become a celeb

seriously me I don't even no o....which talent she get self

Kk

Where jtf dey na

Chai my papa na number 2....

Change

Jesus....na my bench press nai dis guy dey us teeth carry so...

dbestuncle:
ABEG WETIN B THE MEANING OF THE PROVERB

make good use of your opportunities...

Na because tree near tree nai make monkey dey show himself

Wetin b this....see her straw neck

The alujornu wey dey your body na kura...

I'm not skinny o...

If e too pain u go get your own pacs

Super super nonsense