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omo I don port o....from today na Christ embassy I go dey go

all this children self

you too should try and caught him with your best friend so that the caughting will be mutual

it won't be nice o

I swear to God. ..My coach and this guy na d same size..

there was dis girl I met at ekpoma...we exchanged numbers. ..I sent her a message on whatsapp and she before she'll talk with me I'll have to send her mtn card...lol...d funny thin na say she b law student. ..u know how law student dey always form na

jmoore: I promise to be a very good Dad and will provide all the basic things and more for my daughters so that they won't see a relationship as a job opportunity.
I will impart a mentality in them to be independent and never to expect any stuff from any guy till marriage.

bros your head dey dia. .....

Liability: and who told you food is our problem?

am coming o....wait o...so I should be the one responsible for her....so I'm now her fada abi. ...

I buy you indomie and egg e never do

Dbestmax: Lol...Russians wey dey speak English lik people wey carry ice block 4 mouth

the tin dey always make me laugh

na Russian own I like.....

I go thank God o....and I go call her tell her thank you for helping me save my money

give me all of them...I like them all

hmmmm....thou shall not crush me o...Cus if my mother catch you.....

jesuuuu. ..ok I no go talk because of say today na Sunday but I seee am oooo

I believe if u want him....then go for him....... it's easy...very easy

Wetin b my shape self....e b like say na dat rhomboid

lirusehn: whosoever brings the idea should pay

goooooood. ...

I tire for all this mumu thread on nairaland dis days o

cassyrooy: chai! If to say i get hole between my legs i for be your babe

lol

khiaa: Try it sometime, you'll love it.

Lol....na me you want make mosquito bite e dick abi. ...if e bite am how u expect make I take scratch am

khiaa: Lots of people sleep in the buff when the nite is hot, are you saying you have never slept na.ked before?

never slept naked...the highest I've done is to sleep with only boxers on

khiaa: Maybe she likes to sleep na.ked.

for what na...y person go sleep naked

khiaa: When/if you get married you will see them everyday, what will you do then? Well I guess you aren't a bre.ast man.

nah I'm not.....I only fancy seeing bre.ast when I'm about to hit that p ...I no dey like make person just open breast put down any how...the tin really turns me off...If I marry eh my wife must dey hang am put inside bra always....but if she get any cause to remove am from bra den she go wear singlet...I dey like Make my babe dey wear my singlet. ...Choi e dey make sense eh...na dat one dey trip me no b d one wey person go jus open breast down