In a situation where females made the rules.

#1. The Female always makes the Rules. This is
necessary because the Male holds the Female
responsible for how everything in his life turns out.

#2.The Rules are subject to change at any time without
prior notification. Notification does occurs, but the
Male has either ignored, misunderstood or forgotten
what's been said.

#3. No Male can possibly know all the Rules. Because
the Male either ignores, misunderstands or forgets
them and never says so.

#4. If the Female suspects the Male knows the Rules,
she must immediately change some of the Rules.
This is done to keep the Male involved, responsive,
and a little bit crazy. Otherwise, life would be
predicable and boring.

#5. The Female is never wrong. Never! Ever!

#6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding which is a direct result of
something the Male said or did.

#7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize
immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

#8. The Female can change her mind at any given point
in time. The Female can do this because she
willingly accepts responsibility for her actions. The
Female also accepts responsibility for the actions of
the Male.

#9. Because the Male usually expects the Female to find
a way to correct what he's screwed up as a result of
changing his mind, the Male must never change his
mind without express written consent from the
Female which is given only in cases where the
female wanted him to change his mind but gave no
indication of that wish. See rules 6, 7, 12, and 13.

#10. The female has the right to be angry or upset for
any reason, real or imagined, at any time and under
any circumstance which in her sole judgement she
deems appropriate. The male is not to be given any
sign of the root cause of the female's being angry or
upset. The female may, however, give false or
misleading reasons to see if the male is paying
attention. Caring for the Male 24 hours a day gives
her this right. See rule 13.

#11. The Male must remain calm at all times unless the
Female wants him to be angry or upset.

#12. The Female must under no circumstances let the
Male know whether she wants him to be angry or
upset. Some things in life a Male should try and
figure out for himself.

#13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in
bodily harm. Or worse.

#14. The male is expected to read the mind of the female
at all times. Failure to do so will result in
punishments and penalties imposed at the sole
discretion of the female.

#15. The female may, at any time and for any reason,
resurrect any past incident without regard to
temporal or spacial distance, and modify, enlarge,
embellish, of wholly reconstruct it in order to
demonstrate to the male that he is now or has in the
past been wrong, insensitive, pig-headed, dense,
deceitful, and/or oafish.

#16. The female may use her interpretation of any past
occurrence to illustrate the ways in which the male
has failed to accord her the consideration, respect,
devotion, or material possessions, he has bestowed
on other females, domestic pets or barnyard
animals, sports teams, automobiles, motorcycles,
boats, aircraft, or coworkers. Such illustrations are
non- rebuttable.

#17. If the female is experiencing PMS, Post-PMS, or Pre-
PMS, the female is permitted to exhibit any manner
of behaviors she wishes without regard to logical
consistency or accepted norms of human behavior.
The Male cannot diagnose PMS. However, the Male
would be able to do so if it were a Male problem.
The Male would then have complete disability
benefits as well as total in-house care because of it.

#18. Any act, deed, word, expression, statement,
utterance, thought, opinion, or belief by the male is
subject to the sole, subjective interpretation of the
female, other external factors not-withstanding.
Alibis, excuses, explanations, defenses, reasons,
extenuations, or rationalizations will not be
entertained. Abject please for mercy and forgiveness
are acceptable under some circumstances, especially
when accompanied by tangible evidence of
contrition.

http://www.shabbir.com/jokes/romance/whorules.html

And dat is whh dey can never rule the world...

DISASTER

it won't be nice o

if that means women will do the "wooing, hustling, proposing, financing (paying we the men for our upkeep) " and still Be the ones to bare children?
then why freaking not?

tayoxx: it won't be nice o

Why

Is there any man on Nairaland who can abide to these rules?

any slight opportunity she'll finish you with insults....I have a friend who works under a female boss...if this guy tells you wat he goes tru in office mehnn u no go like work under woman o....

the only rule would be:

just worship the women, thats all.


most women like nothing more than that.

tpia1: the only rule would be:

just worship the women, thats all.


most women like nothing more than that.

As in paying obeisance and singing praises to women? And what will guys get in return?

...If women rule the world....It would be a better place....Women are unique...We tackle issues with sincerity and fear of God...We dont embezzle funds like guys...
...We love transparency..We love our jobs...We take it serious....We are good in planning and organising things....

...Someday, I ll rule....

temigracie: ...If women rule the world....It would be a better place....Women are unique...We tackle issues with sincerity and fear of God...We dont embezzle funds like guys...
...We love transparency..We love our jobs...We take it serious....We are good in planning and organising things....

...Someday, I ll rule....

Then you haven't met Patricia Ete and Iyabo Obasanjo.

temigracie: ...If women rule the world....It would be a better place....Women are unique...We tackle issues with sincerity and fear of God... We dont embezzle funds like guys...
...We love transparency..We love our jobs...We take it serious....We are good in planning and organising things....

...Someday, I ll rule....

Talk another one,Stella Oduah is a Woman.

One thing I know for sure is that of women one day happen to rule the world,Men go smell mueeh.

temigracie: ...If women rule the world....It would be a better place....Women are unique...We tackle issues with sincerity and fear of God...We dont embezzle funds like guys...
...We love transparency..We love our jobs...We take it serious....We are good in planning and organising things....

...Someday, I ll rule....

Considering that there are only two sexes, how are women unique pls? Or would it be a case of bother sexes being uniquely different from each other? Kindly educate me.

Atk1nson:
Then you haven't met Patricia Ete and Iyabo Obasanjo.

I was about writing same thing

If women ruled the world eeh
Its gonna be lovely
Ok.. This is me being sentimental

If they ruled the world eeh
Its gonna be hell on earth


Women?? Tufiakwa
They will pound you and eat your flesh

OP u don die niyen bcoz na u talk wetin dem go do. Dem go start from ur head.

folly65:

I was about writing same thing

If women ruled the world eeh
Its gonna be lovely
Ok.. This is me being sentimental

If they ruled the world eeh
Its gonna be hell on earth


Women?? Tufiakwa
They will pound you and eat your flesh

power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. Most of our corrupt leaders actually end up spending the money on women and to attract women. So women have actually been pulling the strings since 1900BC

temigracie: ...If women rule the world....It would be a better place....Women are unique...We tackle issues with sincerity and fear of God...We dont embezzle funds like guys...
...We love transparency..We love our jobs...We take it serious....We are good in planning and organising things....

...Someday, I ll rule....

Fuccking bullsh.it post filled with lies from the depths of the ocean.Women in power would be a tragedy and disaster for everyone.Power is for men

If women rule d world, there'll be no war, just a bunch of countries not talking to each other.