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UjSizzle:
Her brother's picture

CplusJason:
Psalm 34 vs 19 (King James Version)




Many are the afflictions of
the righteous: but the
LORD delivereth him out of
them all.

SamuelAnyawu:
Happy Birthday Sir......

But please bury your 2019 Ambition

SlayHER:
Did I just see "BIRTDAY" on the cake?

ufuosman:
Good for him. Big men birthday, cakes can plenty

pweeryambre:
its a lie... Davido is short, therefore it will be short and bulky.

ifex370:
Lol... Y is he calling upon a Yoruba god na...

KanwuliaExtra:
Osinbajo and the "AFONJA KINGDOM" take note!

jumpandpas:
It beats my imagination that people like NgeneUkwenu omenkalives Sarrki Madridguy passingshot Hungerbad Ipobexposed AntiIpob BiafraudExposed ISTANDWITHBUHAR Qmerit Omenka, who claims to be erudite don't see anything wrong with whatever Buhari does. Does it mean that these gentlemen are brainwashed or pretenders. If you criticise pmb, its either that call you Gejite or Ipob. What a piteous spectacle.


Can you imagine the poster bellow me, that's what I am talking above about.

O boy this your grammar weak me. Abeg who get dat lion pic

idu1:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
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Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be

jodeci:
Those guys that killed Cynthia,any latest on their Judgement?

Whoeppme:
Truth is bitter that I know

BiafranBushBoy:
Nice ass!

mazizitonene:
women have always been their own enemy.....

Dreamwaker:
Just because there's a scandal about her and Churchill don't mean he is the only man in her life.

Michellla:
That Cute Michelle got no chill

diasporaman:
Na so