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I believed i could just jump into a swimming pool (right in d middle) without learning how 2 swim . . . my ass nearly got drowned if not for my cousins.
I ain't gone near a swimming pool since

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@ Poster
change ur phone to a nokia phone and always keep it on vibrate
when you're bout to sleep, make sure ur phone is charging - this way you and your partner will not ere anything and the phone will not vibrate

Note:
If your girl mistakenly sees ur phone light blinking without ringing or vibrating, you're in soup

JosBoy4Lif:
IF you want real simulation style football Pro Evolution 2009 wins hands down.
IF you want arcade style football then go for FIFA 09

Simulation ko, Massage ni!!!
Im a die hard pes fan since ISS on super nintendo, but konami messed up big time with pes08/09 and its so annoying because its on ps3
please lets tell it like it is. PES09 is WACK, when i play it - nothing like simulation comes to mind

Is it just me or does another other person felt like they got bleeped by konami!!!! Bloody Hell!!!

This game is the same as 2008 and here is a list of the problems i have with the stupid ass game so far:
> Slighty better graphics than the last one (although its still shit in my own opinion for a ps3 game)
> Updated players to new teams was not even done properly e.g senderous still in arsenal team,berbatov still in tottenham, robinho still in real madrid etc
> Still only got a few licensed teams and stadiums which so bleeping annoying considering its meant to be the best soccer game
>Playing online is just as bad as last time
>The gameplay is ridiculously awful, not free flowing, slow.
>Not realistic. Which defender do you know thats faster than walcott? well you'll see alot once you play this game
> The stupid 'x' button doesnt really seem to work because i can't do SHIT, the game doesnt seem to put pressure on the other team, all i do when i use the x button is give the other team free kicks
> Refs: any slight contact and you will get sent off or at least a yellow, thats why i don't even bother tackling the other player around the box 18, which is kind of annoying
> Commentators and the plastic crowd are just the usual rubbish - same as 2008

and ohh yeah, the music is still rubbish!!!
Looks like i aint going to be playing much soccer video game for a while because with all this flaws,
FIFA is just as bad

@ Poster
I believe you already know that by you choosing to be a system programmer, your main focus is to write programs to maintain/control computer systems software for operating/network and database systems

I'll advice you to learn C and C++ and also learn the main concepts of procedural programming

bonebaba:
@shegirl71 , are you really hot, holla at a brother here, no harm just a friend

Yeah Right!!!

shegirl71:
Thank u,Tumfulu thinks other wise.

That is his own business oooo , did u piss him off on some other thread?

[quote author=plus_Queen link=topic=178247.msg2969286#msg2969286 date=1224520974]make una see tumfulu.
The originator of the thread.
a 54 year old spare parts dealer [/quote]LMAO . . . If that is really him, he's going to come and kick ya' ass for exposin' him 

I agree with Kobojunkie. The site is plain and boring.
You also said you offer: Dreamweaver and Flash Animation/Swishmax
Try and put this in practice with this your website


Also: I had to highlight the tabs below [ Home || about us || Services || Training|| Contact us] before i could read it properly

kadman:
I hate that fat annoying ass caled BeYAWNce. You'll never see anyone calling Jennifer Hudson fat because she actually wears clothes and covers her body. Beyonce is always exposing her chunky thighs and fat ass WTF cover up biatch. If you have to show your body at least be in shape !
And by the way,all those awards don't mean shit,when you keep realasing song after song after song after song,and annoying videos,those people have no choice but to give you an award to shut the hell up, when she wins an Oscar i'll eat my words. That's the only award i respect a bit.

LOL . . . Dat ws funny

@ poster
No Hating, but I think she's over-rated.

@ shegirl71

Nice pic

Missy B:
I'm well and kickin' . . . it's you I should ask.
Where have you been?You've been scarce.

I quickly go do some stuffs for naija, i was so busy there. Just got back on last tuesday
hows ur side?

@ Missy B
I'm @ work and yahoo is disabled . . . i'll holla once i get home because i need 2 c that pic oooo

How have u been?

@ Missy B
Sup? can i c d pic the poster's talking bout? I need 2 judge for myself  

Caliente:
[size=13pt]My babe is about getting a job in Globacom. You are familiar with the compulsory sensual/sexual requirements and task for chics getting employed in Glo or so I heard. My chic has got Mike Adenuga's perfect sexual/sensual shape and figure requirement. She's likely to get the job. In fact she's gotten the job already. Abegi o, have I lost her to Adenuga?. Is it as bad as people say?[/size]

LOL . . . what sexual/sensual shape r we talking bout?

what can i say, we deserved it . . . nice goal

yes its now 10 yrs
http://www.thenationonlineng.com/dynamicpage.asp?id=64062

mykali:
scores please.

arsenal 0 hull 0

ohh my bad

girlsoswit:
Moderately tall,handsome,fair in complexion,intelligent,hardworking and deligent,romantic,caring,loving,passionate,hairy(especially in chest region),well built,'sexy',focussed, not a womanizer, nt too demanding and must respect my opinions.

Na wa o . . . all this from one man?

@ poster
Already got all what I'm looking for in a lady, took sometime but i found her 

Have u considered maybe its the pic you submitted?

vichel:
vela's second goal was soooo sick, i almost lost my mind. imagine have him and a very fit eduardo up front, now datz awesome

wont work, unless wenger plays either vela or eduardo as a winger


adebayor vela

eduardo walcott

fabregas denilson

clichy sagna

gallas toure


almunia


Thats one attacking force

video of the gay church: http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/world/2008/07/17/purefoy.nigeria.gay.church.cnn

Yesterday's goals :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1BOmr06X3Q

is anyone watchin d match online?

@ mystikal

bro, where u watchin d match?

vichel:
anybody know were to watch this game online?

I also can't seem to watch the match anywhere . . . im so freakin pissed off 
im listenin to it live on bbc radio 5

mystikal:
Anyone else think Platini smokes crack, He has the most random outbursts, he makes Pres Bush look smart.

http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=877256

You've just beat me to it . . . he's must be dumbest dude that has any association with football.
I can bet anything that wenger is shaggin his ol' lady and this the only way he can get back at him 
Bloody self-servicer

BTW: Did anyone watch the Watford vs. Reading match . . . i just couldn't help but laugh, so much for not needing video technology durin matches 

Y r ppl stressin over this. The song's a freestyle i.e he said the first thing that came to his mind so the lyrics could rhyme

who knows, he might had been with a naija girl the night before and she was the first thing that came to his mind

T.I's new album- Paper Trail

watchin arsenal vs bolton

Good 2 see the 2 managers havin a laugh . . . Wenger and SAF

http://www.skysports.com/video/clips/0,23791,12606_4165898,00.html