₦airaland Forum

jay bee:
maybe we can kick it because it seems tope2000 and tboy1 r getting v close. uhm o ga ol

worrreva!!!! - you wan use reverse physiology for her ehnnnn. sorry its not going to work today
BTW the time is 13.10, ur report is due in bout 4 hrs give or take, so my brother- abeg disappear

tope2000:
nothing far jare, i just dey o

so wats poppin' in your side this beautiful friday afternoon. . .
work or chillin @ home?

tope2000:
thank u jare

no problem jare, only shows we're the serious ones
so how far na?

jay bee:
so we going to c? have i hit a jackpot or what?

na waa o. . . jackpot ke? bro, there is nothin' like jack for you ere, talkless of jackpot  
go and submit your work. Unlike us we've already submitted all what we need to way in advance

jay bee:
dude, her pic keeps popping up on ma spreadsheet. Am i dreaming or sumtin? but then the stats report needs to be handed in today so tope2000 wats a bro got to do oh.
i beg tell me the 411

o boy, you better go and submit your report - time is against you, its already 12.30

jay bee:
@tope2000
your pic is also doing ma head in. def can't concentrate on ma data manipulation. wats d 411?

Bro, There is no 411!!!
All your data can be manipulated if you put all your effort into it

tope2000:
loose concentration at work ke,.God 4bid bad thing o

my sister with this your pic. . . let me loose am abeg

@ tope2000

u and this ur fine pic sha. . . you're makin me loose concentration at work o. . .
wats good and hows ur side?

LOL. . . .all these names sha morning lov, precious , my dearest and the funniest treasure soon you'll find my treasure map or my diamond

oh boy, you berra leave that girl alone and move on- there are more chicks out there, don't let one shady girl stress you out!!!

eclear:
I just met this girl and i don't know if i love or just like her.

From what i've just read - its means you're either not matured enough to know the difference or not serious!!!
When you fall in love, you'll know

hammers:
@merge

Na beef?
Dumb thread ke?
If u no be fig 8 no take am personal now .
I'll open a more suitable thread 4u.
Figure 7

my brother - Correct figure 8 no easy o. . . so when you find one just hold on tight

Geniall:
Maybe I tried too hard there, yes?

I knew it!!! you nearly scattered my head wit ur grammer

Geniall:
The art of taking people for a ride requires more than the odd bit of good fortune. It generally requires at least a modicum of subtlety, as well as some degree of a chameleonesque adaptability.

LOL. . . . r u tryin' to sound intelligent?

Geniall:
Or maybe he's just smart and taking you for a jolly ride.

ehmmmmmm and u think he's smart for doing dat

OBALINE:
It is no longer news that usher the American R & B singer looks like Peter one of the twin brothers of Music Star duet called P. Square. However what is even more embarrassing is that this same Usher won’t stop imitating these talented twins in all ramifications. He now dresses like them, dances like them and according to one radio caller on a similar issue on radio, “very soon, Usher will start singing in Nigerian Pigging English or more still Igbo”. Please some one should help me tell Usher to stop imitating P. Square. He should realize that when you try to be like another person, the best you can be is only a second best.

Guys what do you think.
Note: Peter and Paul them be one no be two.

Hahahahahahaha  Psquare ko, square root ni !!!
Well i think you're a very funny dude   and you're either related to psquare or you work for them

tope2000:
And u are?

yes mr poster and YOU R?
you think you can just come and chat with the few fine girls we have ere. Mr man you berra stop that!!!

@ Poster

Learn how to cook. Got a couple of links for you, so stop complaining!!!

http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/recipes.html#white_rice
http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/recipes.html#efo
http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/recipes.html#egusi_efo
http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/recipes.html#jollof_rice
http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/recipes.html#boiled_yam
http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/recipes.html#amala
http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/recipes.html#obe_ata

and for ur snacks, we have puff puff and chin chin

http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/recipes.html#puff_puff
http://www.motherlandnigeria.com/recipes.html#chin_chin

tope2000:
Your mum doesn't how to cook, SO? hire a chef or something or beta still instead of wasting your time to type this here why don't use that time to cook 4 yourself.

Wats up wit nl these days, i've been just bein seein so many fine fine girls recently - Na wa o
Tope you're so cute!!! and ur shape is just on point

Bandito:
I am somewhere in OLD Europe.

I look out from the window:

It is cold.

It is grey.

It is raining.

anyone to cheer me up??

where is that?

Lazzaro:
Why is this an epidermic on the part of our nigerian girls.

You toast a girl today,the next day she is asking you to load her phone.

Why are their value system so[b] materialistic[/b]

It all depends on the type of girls you're toasting