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landis:
Shocking!!!

This is to hash for a first-time offender and for an 'ATTEMPT TO DEFRUAD'

So how much will they give OBJ that defrauded Nigerians of $16Bill or Soludo that defrauded us of $17bill.

what a country,

Can you believe!!!
Although i don't condone what the dude's done, i have to stay all those nigerian judges are mental.
There are people who have already stolen billions and this same idiotic judges let them go, and here we have a case of 'Attempt to Defraud' i.e he's not taken the money yet and he's jailed for 6 years

@ Poster
I can't believe you only joined 2days ago and you already have 143 post
Now this is what i call joblessness and by the way, do you know its not by force to post a topic or even reply to a thread?

MallamMusa:
Dear nairaland Love adviser,

Ibo girls, What's their problem sef? Is love tribalistic? How come they hardly 'open up yonder' for non ibo big boys like us? I've tasted every Nigerian tribe in bed except ibo girls. i keep trying but they keep getting smarter everyday. what's their problem?.  If you bring your money, them go chopam run. Their koko na gold? Help please because i'm deeply worried.
Sign
MallamMusa esq.

I'm very sure you're just looking for fight because every non-ibo dude will tell you what you're saying here is rubbish. Personally i love ibo girls because they know how to take care of their men.
By the way, can you give me the percentage of how many ibo girls you're tried and how many turned you down?

savanaha:
Seeing as this is Nairaland and some people will not have second thoughts on sleeping with an underage girl you might not get many responses. However, R. Kelly was involved with Aaliyah when she was still fifteen so there is a history. . . but the girl knew what she was getting herself into and was not uncomfortable. Now it rests on the fact that b/c R.Kelly was older he should have been wiser or that some states have 15 years as the age of consent.

I'm not even talking bout the young girl because she was a hoe from her young age.I'm just thinking why would a grown ass man sleep a tiny girl like that, i saw the video - the girl looked so tiny with her tiny boobs,tiny body and tiny ass but you could see this guy was enjoying it and i bet its not even his first time

buzyDiva:
Yes o . . all in the name of soliciting for clients to come and open account in their banks. they will practically do anything u want.

Thats so true, i was in naij in sep and i remember when my cousin and i went to watch one football match around dophin (i think it was hosted by uba) On our way out couple of female bankers, came up to us and gave us their businees card and at the back of the card, they wrote all the mobile numbers they had both mtn and glo numbers You should have seen the way my babe snatched the card they gave me and tore it up, i couldn't even say anything because she knows once that card enters my pocket, its a done deal  but my cousin had the opportunity to meet some of the ladies later and you can guess what happened

First i'll start by saying i'm a big fan of r.kelly, but i think this dude need to shut up the hell up. How can he say he's not the one in the video. I watched the video so many times when it came out and i thought it was so freaking disgusting. Although the lil girl was a hoe herself, that does not mean he had to sleep with her, i mean she was 13 yrs old and to top it up, after molesting the young girl he gave her the golden shower - pissed on her.
Personally i think they need to put his ass in jail, what do you guys think?

Wild MC

replenish:
@ poster

It only takes a slowpoke to identify another slowpoke. Allow me to say that you are a confirmed slowpoke

You were so polite

PRYNXLEX:
HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
IF THIS STORY IS REALLY YOURS.( COS I HAVE HEARD DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF THIS STORY). IT TAKES A LOT OF COURAGE TO ACT THAT WAY. BUT I MUST SAY MOST MEN ARE ACTORS ALL THEY NEED IS THE PERFECT CAST AND STORY LINE THEN WATCH THEM. NOW TELL ME DO YOU THINK THAT THIS ACTION OF HIS IS REALLY SINCERE. HE COULD TRY IT AGAIN NEXT TIME AND THIS TIME A LITTLE MORE CAUTIOUS.

NA WA OHH!

Pls use lower case sentences- its hard to read your post

Blatant:
Go to the UK and see people who abuse you for NOTHING. Sometimes they don't just abuse you, they also physically attack you.

Which part of UK did you go?

tngtech:
Yes

For Example

If an Igbo girl loves you, you are finished.

same with all tribes

omoojo:
who is this tboy after you get B.a eng finish, u still dey go use am stand as security for macdonald for london.

You're so ignorant!!!
Better get out of your sunny southafrica before those angry south africans catch your ass  

omoojo:
niga naija  no dey shame,? everyday when i woke wake up in my home in plein and spuy street in sunnyside pretoria south Africa, i prayed pray to God and turn to my switch on my laptop to see what is goin on in my beloved country nigeria,but everyday i open to log on to nigeriannews all i see is government official officials stealing money (huge sumsums of money), for cry crying out loud, una no dey shame,? una no get shame for face,? if una no dey shame for una self ,while not for una children unborn.Almost every nigerianigerian don leave for oversea finish. which kan peoplespeople be this self, my prayer be say the oil go dry by the grace of Almighty God, then will we see what una wan steal.

O boy na wah o!!!

Bad roads- this is even getting worse
No Security- still has not provided incentives and facilities to make police more effective.
No Electricity
No low cost house has been built
He's failed to create employment programmes
No Improvement of Street Lights on Various Roads and Motorways
No refurbished public schools e.g library, labs e.t.c
He's also failed to establish a viable health care system

darequam:
What is an nad and how do i get it.
Like how much do i get to pay for the service and how will it be rendered.

Network Access Disk and i think u should be able to get it in computer village or anywhere they sell ps2.
i'm don't know how much they sell it in naij

jennykadry:
@d-reloaded

this year

Talking of naija road accident:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-136096.0.html#msg2286896

jennykadry:
@seun

how is air travel safer dan road travel?

Yes it is - At least in nigeria 

zheroes:
are you afraid she will be seeing hot guys, say the truth?

I was going to ask the same thing but just thought i should leave it out?

I think its her decision and you should support her regardless and incase you don't know accident can happen anywhere.

olachy:
your very silly, y didnt u think bout God before u went n started sleeping with your girl friend, now u want Him to bail u out, lucky for u, He is a kind and merciful God,
even if your that stupid, y didnt u use a condom, y didnt she take pills or smfin?both of you're ridiculous,

Typical hypocritical attitude of a Nigerian

: Intelligent with good conversation
: lovely smile and laugh
: smells good
: sex appeal
: cute face
: nice figure- lovely pair of boobs and HUGE ass
: smooth brown skin
: good dress sense

If you want to be a badboy don't bother starting a relationship, stay single and enjoy all the games you want to play

lanryfunky:
FELLOW NAIRALANDERS,Abeg i need una prayers oooo, my girlfiriend went for a scan last week and it was revealed that she is pregnant with TWINS,
Na boredom sef cause make we do the thing oo and i don't even have a job now, please i need una prayers make God provide job before she born as ABORTION IS NOT EVEN IN MY AGENDA AT ALLLLL, I still even need to go for traditional wedding now but money never dey,
wetin manpikin go do now?

'Twins'   
But seem like a responsible person and Insha ALLAH you'll secure a very good job soon. Just keep your head up and be more prayerful BTW the thought of the twins will make you more determined  

acidrop:
if asians were the one with such poverty problem, they will die in it, wont look for a stragedy way out, abeg leave Nigeria jor, we are smart and intelligent

Thats why most of them get caught  

Kobojunkie:
There are definitely those who take quick courses to learn programming but those rarely make it to the professional level without paying their dues. I have never heard of anyone learning even 1/1000th of all there is to know of IT in just 3 months. Even those who have been working in the industry for years will tell you that it takes a while to actually grasp a lot of the methodologies and techniques; understand what is and why one method is better than the others etc. With the ever changing face of technology, IT professionals are constantly having to brush up on their skills and knowledge. So I doubt anyone can become an IT professional in 3 months.

Those who go the certificate route, find themselves seriously limited in the area of jobs they qualify for. They mostly spend years working their way up the ladder. And that involves years gaining experience, working low level jobs and obtaining certificate after certificate to be taken seriously in the IT industry and then be considered IT professionals.

College educated IT professionals, on the other hand, have a greater advantage over their certificate wielding counterparts, as they are considered to have a better understanding of what is required of them and are better trained in areas that make them of great usefulness in the IT world. And have a wide range of jobs available to them from the start. They usually get hired for the higher place jobs as well ( Lead roles etc).

Now there are 2 years colleges out there that enable people go through the traditional 4 year programs in just 2 years of more. Such schools as Franklin university, which I know is where a lot of IT pros get their education from here. I am sure there are programs such as these across the globe these days. These programs should not be confused with any non-college program as they are very intensive and actually use the same curriculum as are used in traditional 4 year colleges.

Thank you. I tell people around me that there is a big difference between someone that actually studied IT in Uni compared to someone who just did a crash course - Don't know why they think they can just bring their big head into the IT world just like that after a couple of months training and already assume they are IT professionals.
The other day i was speaking to someone and he asked what did i study- i told him and the dude just said - why did you waste 3 years when you could have just done a 6 months course - i just looked the dude and ignored his statement and just thought 'Mehnn what a ignorant fucker'

chelsea cry babies

Ronaldo - Thats what happens when over sabi kills you

Tattooboy:
Hi tboy, can i know ya?

waddup homie

Sisikill:
@ Poster
There are girls out there who don't like brash loudmouths, so you will definitely find your soul mate. . . don't worry.

Like 1% and they would even be already taken by the other shy dudes