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wiseone28:
Man City ruined their chance of winning the league by drawing Everton

No problem if Arsenal at least take since UCL is out of their reach

man city are the most greediest club I've seen this guys have20 trophies already, what bad will it be to allow arsenal lift one

Whyte96:
Burnley draw for me even you can win o

god no go gree for you

Arsenal just dey make my preek stand

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AdamsAbubakar:
I tend to forget where I keep my stuff easily, and it's really annoying. I may do something right now and forget it seconds later. Ironically, I remember things like names of people, what people said and the faces of people easily and accurately. I can still remember the surnames and names of my ex-classmates in secondary school perfectly, and the names and surnames of 202 people in my class at the University level.

My forgetfulness, however, petrifies me a lot as I'm 22 years old. What could be wrong? Should I be worried or it's normal at such an age?

Mods please help me push it to the FP let me get replies from the good people of NL.

I just randomly searched up my symptoms also, I tend to forget simple things but I can still remember the harder ones also, Im also in the same boat. Please if you're still active what was the solution.

I still remember memories as far as I was three year old but simple things like where I kept my items I forget their positions ....

Defashie:
Hello everyone,
I recently completed my AOSH HSE certification, and I am interested in starting a career in HSE.
I currently have no hands-on experience and I would really appreciate guidance on:
Where I can get internships or entry-level roles in Nigeria
Companies that accept beginners
Skills I should focus on learning
I am based in Lagos. Any advice or referrals will be highly appreciated. Thank you.

Which agency did you got your HSE certificate from?

I attend redeem, does it count?

Divaan:
Story of the average Nigerian youth. So good for you that you are within the favorable age brackets of the Nigerian youth. Many opportunities and dreams realistically lies ahead of you and thank God you're a graduate.

If you don't want to suffer in this country, you need to INTENTIONALLY take advantage of EVERY opportunity NOW before time flies and age becomes a barrier. You graduated two months ago with an 'upper' and you're currently teaching pending your NYSC mobilisation. Forget all those hype you're getting in that school or hero complex your educational status brings. Focus on usage. That 42k is an investment and that school could give you the recommendations you'll need for scholarships.

First, use this short period before NYSC to rampage scholarships mostly international, apply to as many as you can. Pick an area of specialization in microbiology that sells, let chatgpt be your guide. Apply and apply until you get one. I say this, because one foreign fully sponsored scholarship can change your status financially, career wise, geographically, and turn your life 360° around.

Second, make sure you get your certificate. Complete your clearance, get your certificate and if not likely, get a statement of result from your department or school. Also, get your transcripts from your department or school.

Thirdly, make good use of the NYSC opportunity. It's one of the shortest route to secure a good job but many are led astray. When seeking for NYSC place of assignment, pick a well known organization(governmental/non governmental/private) e.g oil and gas-(shell, chevron), health(hospitals, research institutes), paramilitary/military( DSS, NDLEA, FIRS, etc), Banks, etc. Use chatgpt to compose excellent CV, statement of purpose, etc. Submit to them and let them know you want to NYSC Intern with them. You're likely to be picked by any of them with your good result and based on your performance likely to be retained on good salary with benefits.

Lastly, from now on, you should focus on utilizing every opportunities available now. Do your research, apply to as many and with your good result. You'll be picked. This is the time to 'build' your future and reap it later. This is not the time to laze around or date girls around else you'll just live like the average Nigerian youth and before you know it the system will be working against you and you'll just be looking for any means to survive, which is not our portion. All the best.

N.B your tech certification is just an addition to your education/skill. It is not an end to a means.

Thanks so much for these, have been reading on many entry roles about the firm you listed and I think I fit into many of them.. thank you

Nemesis0147:
You guys just have want to post everything online.

A decision you can sit and comfortably make is what you’re involving the whole world in.

and how is it your problem??

isyourboy:
I’m quite of old age. Going to be 39 in few months. Most people I relied on to help me stand on my feet have either refused to help me, and even at time when they do, they give so little.


My plan is to back to school. Looking at my age, I feel I’m more deserving of a PhD since I know of a guy we went to secondary school together who’s now a lecturer at UNIBEN, and he told me a PhD and some papers or articles he researcher (I don’t know what that really mean) got him the job. I love physics and I had D7 in that which is a pass

Is it possible to do this PhD in a country like Germany 🇩🇪 or Denmark 🇩🇰 or even USA 🇺🇸? Or if at all Nigeria so I can get a lecturer job too? I really have passion for teaching high level student like the ones found in UNIBEN.

If you have Old Nepa Bill you can also tender it at Nnsuka for PhD in Elect elect

Starz825:
Join cyber security course with the one you already have the intention to do .before the end of your NYSC

However , let me tell you something bro

You see this ' I am looking for a job'...I do not know if it's too late to tell you..but you are just 22 na

Bro you see that mentality Comot am from your life....

Salary work no be am...even if you are being paid 700k monthly

You are currently in a school for 42k no wahala...it's fine ..you are fresh from school so it's fine...but bro after NYSC .....no go stay say you dey find work ooo... salary na trap... except if you join it with your business...no wahala
..but bro you must have your own hustle and runs...your personal biz.. ...so your salary job earnings go be your side gig...till you go taya Comot for their company...

Enter street....get a product/service..find buyer ...that's all

What I mean by product is ... anything wey be say once you get client for am...boom...2m gain don enter...another client..another big money moves

Find that product...could be anything


Thank you..

God go help us oo

Thank you

Stephen0mozzy:
Then by all means go all in.
I have made this decision before, stopping work to pursue a skill. It paid off.

It can pay off for you too. Sha know what you're sacrificing and make sure you really get good at it.

Thank You, would save towards that and can you enlighten me on careers path after NYSC cause the house am from I would say if I don't make it then it finished for the family

Stephen0mozzy:
Still keep the job, better than being idle.
Being the most educated doesn't translate to being most experienced about certain things.... Just take the time to enjoy imparting knowledge to the kids you're teaching, even if the pay is jack.

On your free time, continue sharpening your skills in Data Analytics..... If you drop the job, that's one source of income cut off, means no savings, means burden on you to cater dor yourself - unless you have someone paying your bills.

Find time in the 24hrs that makes a day to do your data stuff. Keep applying to better jobs too.

I'm trying to learn online but nothing beats having someone physically teach me

Good Morning Folks,

I really need your candid advice on how to navigate things at this point. I signed out recently this year from school in July, I studied Microbiology, my last results came out I made a second class upper, even though many are saying the course is useless.

I didn't want to be idle at home, I took up teaching the Primary six class of a school trekable from my house with a 42k Salary pending when my school starts the next NYSC mobilization, I tried applying to some jobs and most of them are requesting for my certificate which it would be up to next year before i could get it.

Not to exaggerate, i noticed am the most educated in the place, I feel like the job is below me in a way, though everyone there are very friendly to me Also, if It would enable me to be able to save up the amount I need till I get clearance for my NYSC mobilization or I should drop the job?

I'm planning on completing my Data Analytics pro efficiency during NYSC also to give me more edge in labor market.

What advice would you give me if I were your brother or sister about the next coming years, and what career path to follow?

I'm 22 by the way.

Fr?

lordm:
Enjoy my brother, Na only one tenure you get

Samson Ogoshi and Samuel Ogoshi

My Lord I sustain my case

Grupo:
I take up your challenge at bolded. But we are going to do the experiment in a controlled environment, away from the so called man's shrine. Why? You could connive with the man to use physical means to harm me just to corroborate your claims.

So, we shall meet in an empty football pitch, in the presence of armed security, so that you people don't harm me physically. Then, I will slap the man and watch him harm me spiritually.

quoting from 2024 and this still cracks me up

Djele:
I remembered what TB Joshua said in 2013. He said at the beginning of the protest the power will carry police and army to stop the protesters. But it will become so big that it can't be stopped.

Revolution loading......................

lol that was for endsarz actually

Sidesupport:
Please assist me to survive this moment, it's very critical and have lost all hopes. lots of challenges from one problem to another. Haven't get another job and to eat or even TP to follow up my appointments are hard, I'm really depressed. Assist me for God sake, God bless you more
Acct numb:
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Z .onize

Dude, your mates are outside with placards excercissing their rights now move out and join them and stop disturbing us online.

drnoel:
I mean in this time and age we still have human beings with this mindset. We are in trouble in Nigeria

like wtf the dude is lying he should have said he saw king kong in his sleep

Go to any hot alcohol seller then ask of COCO SAMBA if you no do 2 hours I will sell nairaland to you

Makunahatata:
Chai...Amaechi ugochuwku don import crime to Lagos come teach stupid goats Tunde and Shola..

Olachase:
i no like ojoro

Tunde Dosumu & Shola Moses = Yoruba
Amaechi Ugochukwu = Igbo
Aboniki (Abok) = Hausa

make nobody quote me abeg i am not feeling fine

nah God go ponish you

semid4lyfe:
Hi y'all,

The former thread had exceeded 100 pages which is the maximum number of pages allowed for a thread on Nairaland.

Besides what better way to start off the new year than on a new thread hence the closure of the old Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You thread started by thomp4pal and it's continuation here.

So dragnet, pelumiv, hayprof, Gsmxpert, aieromon, engrhamid, otikpoko, thom4pal, puskin and all you Phone Techies or Engineers/Wanna-be Phone Engineers/Experienced Phone Users should bring your A-game here and keep providing e-solutions to the numerous phone problems that will be posted by Nairalanders.

I hereby officially declare Part II of the thread open today being January 1, 2011 and yield the floor to the engineers and those with phone problems.

Enjoy!

please can you help with phone tracking my phone just got stolen all my body is just low RN

Addme:
He is putting 801 instead of 81

cc: TK4all

I didn't want to get ban that why I typed the other way 081473 14198

Incase boss the phone number couldn't be funded 2018703647 Kuda
God bless you

Tk4all:
Oh this number is incorrect. I think i told him earlier

ooh....it Correct that my MTN line neverthless I don't mind if it i could get it to my Kuda account would purchase from there thanks a. Bunch 2018703647 Kuda bank

Tk4all:
All accounts have been funded except

Dbrother

Businessgirl

Tboyfrosh123

Aurelius1.

The above listed names should drop their numbers for immediate 5h airtime courtesy of my boss @ timbs001

ooh boss have been busy

Here is my number 0 8 one 4 7 3 1 4 one 9 8 MTN

Jeez see wetin that old man dey chop

timbs001:
Merry Christmas everyone. May all your dreams and aspirations for the year 2023 come to fruition in Jesus name.

Sequel to my previous thread on cash giveaway ( https://www.nairaland.com/7492192/christmas-giveaway-5k-each-10), this thread is for those that need airtime to buy data.

The criteria to qualify for winning the data are:

1. Your Nairaland account must be at least a year old.
2. Please write why you need the airtime (short and concise)
3. Please don't participate if you have enough already, it is more blessed to give than to receive.

As usual for transparency, the winners will be picked randomly. Please refer to my previous thread incase you want to know how the winners will be picked.

Tk4all will help to distribute the airtime once the winners are announced.

To convert it to cash am broke like haven't tasted good food today I really need help

The buyer and seller are both 419 I don't even know how to huge this matter