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Politics › Re: INVESTIGATION: Inside Nigeria’s Opaque Multibillion-dollar Asset Recovery Deals by tbtosine(m): 8:37am On Apr 30, 2020

ok. Sincerely,i didn't read it cos too much.

Politics › Re: Tobias Okwuru: APC Clarifies Buhari's Appointment Of 'Dead' Ex Lawmaker by tbtosine(m): 3:21am On Apr 30, 2020

BlueRayDick:
Now they don't blame Jonathan again, it is the family of a dead man you are blaming for not making his death official.......somebody that his state government mourned when he passed on.....smh.

Why not just blame the dead man himself? Blame him for dying at God's appointed time na, Yeye people

bros take it easy ooo

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Politics › Re: Kano Deaths: Nigeria Government Has Abandoned Kano State – Ganduje by tbtosine(m): 2:25pm On Apr 27, 2020

this man is the worst governor this country ever produce.

Politics › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "Nnamdi Kanu Died In An Italian Hospital" by tbtosine(m): 2:16pm On Apr 27, 2020

luluman:
Did your brothers not also claim Buhari is dead? Did you not support.

are you asking or you are just talking. If you are talking. You are save but if you are asking there.... hMMMMMmmmmm.... COVID-19 will be involve. Keep safe bro.

Jokes Etc › Re: Give Away!!! Give Away!! All U Need Is To Follow The Instructions And Drop Your by tbtosine(m): 6:53am On Apr 27, 2020

unfortunatly my phone can't instagram.

Health › Re: Cure For The Corona Virus Pandemic Found By Madagascar - Would WHO Approve It? by tbtosine(m): 6:45am On Apr 27, 2020

i hope our beloved honorable minister of info. Mr.lie would not tag it as fake news. This people will rubbish this information cos they are still making thier billions in the black market.

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Politics › Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "Nnamdi Kanu Died In An Italian Hospital" by tbtosine(m): 10:42pm On Apr 26, 2020

i hope she will not come back to tell us another story again. Na by force to broadcast someone death ? Na your death ? Leave the death for the dead.

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Travel › Re: Marrying A Canadian Here In Nigeria by tbtosine(m): 10:34pm On Apr 26, 2020

OgbeniOptional:
You sabi monamona history? Ebi ni pa monamona

Ebi la pa e ku.

Monamona is a snake that lives inside rock in your village,most of the time starve itself to death due to your big mouth.

I think you have heard enough of your history now.

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Travel › Re: Marrying A Canadian Here In Nigeria by tbtosine(m): 10:21pm On Apr 26, 2020

chech back for my comment in few months time after the lockdown cos am feeling very hungry now i would have love to advice you.

Stay tune.

Celebrities › Re: ‘love Is Sweet O’ – Fans React To Korede Bello And Iyabo Ojo’s Daughter Romance by tbtosine(m): 10:09pm On Apr 26, 2020

not even a single picture !
Chai !
Is ok. Kontunu.

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Health › Re: Where Are The Chinese Doctors by tbtosine(m): 10:04pm On Apr 26, 2020

ofoka:
It over 17days since Chinese doctors arrived Nigeria for the fight against Corona virus.
We were told they are on isolation for fourteen days. Fourteen days has passed and we can't find them.
Have they started work or have the secretly returned to China?

They have been to Aso to see the King.
Aso for what ?
Aso for caughing.
Caughing for what ?
Caughing for COVID.
Are you COVID ?
Caugh let me see you
tin koko tin koko
oooo
tin koko tin koko
oooo

Politics › Re: Should Nairaland Create Begging Forum? by tbtosine(m): 9:55pm On Apr 26, 2020

Jakumo:
Under the new Begging Forum, may I suggest a further specialization of sub-forums as follows.

1. General Begging for cash or phone credit.

2. Corona Virus Stimulus Package Begging, for cash or fresh (not rotten) food items.

3. Corona Virus Begging For Pussy, where all Nairaland members who would like to sink their member into another member, can grovel piteously.

4. General Begging for Government Contracts - Suspended until after the Corona holiday is over.

Jakumo:
Under the new Begging Forum, may I suggest a further specialization of sub-forums as follows.

1. General Begging for cash or phone credit.

2. Corona Virus Stimulus Package Begging, for cash or fresh (not rotten) food items.

3. Corona Virus Begging For Pussy, where all Nairaland members who would like to sink their member into another member, can grovel piteously.

4. General Begging for Government Contracts - Suspended until after the Corona holiday is over.

Travel › Re: Have You Ever Been Stranded While Travelling? How Did It Go? by tbtosine(m): 9:34pm On Apr 26, 2020

one day i boarded a plane that was going to china. Actually heading to wuhan to charge my phone.on getting there to plug my phone i discover i forget my charger in your bag.

Please help me check your bag and send it to me cos am stranded now.
Thank you.

Jokes Etc › Frequently Quention And Answer On Covid -19 by tbtosine(op): 7:44pm On Apr 26, 2020

NIGERIA OUR COUNTRY....

Q: Who brought coronavirus to Nigeria?
A: Italian man.

Q: What's his name?
A: We don't know.

Q:What about his
picture?
A: We didn't see.

Q: Many people have been cured and discharge of
coronavirus. What did they used to treat them?
A: We don't know.

Q: What's their names?
A: We don't know.

Q: What of their pictures?
A:We didn't see.

Q: Individuals and cooperate bodies has been donating billions of naira to Federal Government and FG released billions in the name of coronavirus.
Where is the money?
A: We don't know.

Q: Who and who benefited from the money? A: We don't know.

Q:What has the money be used for?
A: We don't know.

Q: 700 billion nko?
A: It all totally burned down by fire.

May God help us.

Politics › Re: Where Are The Chiness Doctor ? by tbtosine(op): 5:39pm On Apr 26, 2020

Jakumo:
Hopefully those Chinese virus spreaders pretending to offer help as fake doctors, have been shown the door back to China, because with the level of hatred that is being felt worldwide towards the greedy Chinese, these quack doctors could wind up getting killed during their Nigerian visit, such that their fresh heads are later found to be on sale in Ibadan's Ogunpa Market, at the affordable price of 20K naira each.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Lawyers Drag China To Court Over COVID-19, Demands $200b Damages by tbtosine(m): 5:31pm On Apr 26, 2020

To my own little knowledge and contribution.

Who brought the virus into our country ?
An italian man was claim to be the first carrier of the virus in Nigeria.

What did our government do to prevent the viru from getting into this country at first stage ?
They told us they were well prepared and well equiped to fight against the virus. They publicly boost of what they knew they are not capable of doing.

I swallow my other contribution for another day.

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Politics › Where Are The Chiness Doctor ? by tbtosine(op): 5:17pm On Apr 26, 2020

[b][/b]Just wondering where the chiness doctor may be presently since they have pass the quarantine period. What are they doing now to reduce the rate at which this virus spreed everyday ? What development have they brought to the medical line so far so good. Any update about the chiness doctor ? Why the PTF not updating us about thier function any more.

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Nairaland General › Urgent Help by tbtosine(op): 7:33pm On Apr 25, 2020

I urgently need to express my feelings here perhaps i could find someone to help me out of this killing boredom and stranded situation.

I relocated to lagos on the 29th of March,just few days before the total lockdown. I actaully came here to hustle for living and live a better life in the rural and industrilize city of lagos state. I stay in my uncle hosue with five children and his wife. He work in a transport company and his wife a pety trader. Since my day of arrival he has been cater for feeding and meet the house needs.

I have spend my savings to relocate here and bought some needed stuff as i intended to start hustle work just before the total lockdown.

My issue now. Am totally stranded and to crown it all,am totally bored cos i had no friends around to miggle with. I have a shy trait. I find it difficult to make a new friends. Totally bored,my friend now is my phone and nairaland.

Please i need to urgent advice on what to do.

Properties › Re: Nigerian Builder Transforms A Mould House Into A Beautiful Mansion (Photos) by tbtosine(m): 12:01pm On Apr 25, 2020

Politics › Re: Adamawa Deputy Governor Calling It CORONATION PANDEMIC Instead Of Coronavirus. by tbtosine(m): 11:57am On Apr 25, 2020

That security man behind must have burst inside but the face mask hide his laugh. Also the man that put his head down. Am sure he is into something like.... Oh My God !

Health › Re: Nigeria's Cases On COVID-19 Reporting Vs Other Countries: Photo by tbtosine(m): 11:45am On Apr 25, 2020

pictures and video are on lockdown in Nigeria.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Calls SA And Kenya, Pledges 8.7 Billion Naira To Coronavirus Efforts by tbtosine(m): 9:26am On Apr 24, 2020

Lipscomb:
You're promising outsiders palliative relief when Americans are crying for food.at least as at yesterday 26 million people has filled unemployment form...some still want to apply but they didn't pick their call again.

Trump continue deceiving yourself.

Bros, Americans didn't protested as result of lack of food or palliative supply. They protested as result of deprive in human right of freedom. Americans feels like they want to be free from this bondage of lockdown. They have been on lockdown since 25th of March and going to be relaze on 31st of April. That's total lockdown bro. I have a friend from the state who update me time to time about thier lockdown.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Calls SA And Kenya, Pledges 8.7 Billion Naira To Coronavirus Efforts by tbtosine(m): 9:15am On Apr 24, 2020

crispus09:
Hmmm.so what happened to nigeria.

it is obvious that American will never support Nigeria to fight against this pandemic when our leaders already get support that doesn't worth it from Chinna. Chinna supported nigeria with 48million naira. Can u imagine that. Also gave some medical supplies to support Nigeria. American and Chinna are not on good terms. So we cant get thier support in anything not under President Trump administration.

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Politics › Re: Sad!!! President Buhari Loses In-law To Fire Outbreak by tbtosine(m): 8:43am On Apr 24, 2020

RIP.

RIP.

Romance › Re: What Medicine Can I Take To Become Fat As Soon As Possible by tbtosine(m): 8:35am On Apr 24, 2020

you guys really got my teeth out of my mouth. Thank you bro

Romance › Re: Laptop Giveaway by tbtosine(m): 12:22pm On Apr 23, 2020

Franciscoco:
I would have said we should meet at the boarder, but that won't be possible because the borders are closed

thank God you acknowledge that but i have a very good idea. Why dont you do me a favour by converting that into cash so that it could reach where i am without delay then i change it back to the same lenovo laptop here. Thanks in anticipation bro.

Family › Re: * by tbtosine(m): 12:13pm On Apr 23, 2020

[quote author=Humanoid01 post=88762301][/quote]see ya face... Looks good anyways. My grandma is seriously serching ooo..

Romance › Re: Laptop Giveaway by tbtosine(m): 12:08pm On Apr 23, 2020

ikh777:
how much

Oh my God !. Dont u read at all ?

Romance › Re: Laptop Giveaway by tbtosine(m): 12:07pm On Apr 23, 2020

Franciscoco:
Good morning nairalanders

If you stay in Cotonou,and you need a laptop pls signify, cause I have two laptops I want to give out and they are both in perfect condition

Lenovo 530

And

Lenovo 540

Pls signify if you want

i want but not in cotonou.am in lagos. So how are we going to do it now that i have signify.

Family › Re: * by tbtosine(m): 12:02pm On Apr 23, 2020

calm and take it easy bro. I feel your pain but believe it or not you will soon laugh over it. Just with little time things will get to normal. Dont be depress just see yourself as the breadwinner of your family. You will surely make it. Just remain calm and be at peace.

Happy lockdown.

Now smile....
Oya smile nowwwww!
Why are u still frown face or u want make i come take the remaining cash in ya wallet.

Smile fun mi jor.

We love you bro.

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Food › Re: Sachet Water Shared In Makoko Community This Morning. by tbtosine(m): 11:52am On Apr 23, 2020

lolz.. Good anyways at least they can still survive by feeding on drinkind water. Mentaly enslave society we are living in.

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