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CrimeRe: Buhari Orders Investigation Of Ibrahim Lamorde, EFCC Boss by tclever: 4:55pm On Oct 07, 2015
The guy below me have something to say,,,,,,
PoliticsOsun Lecturers Condemn Planned Merger Of Tertiary Institutions by tclever(op): 9:46pm On Oct 03, 2015
Lecturers in four tertiary institutions owned by Osun
State Government have frowned at the alleged move
by Governor Rauf Aregbesola to merge the
institutions due to the financial crisis the state is
facing.
Reports making the rounds in the state suggest that
the governor has ordered the chairmen of the
governing councils of the four institutions to work
out how the merger would be carried out.
The lecturers, who are members of the Council of
Academic Staff Unions of Osun State-owned Tertiary
Institutions, in a communiqué made available to our
correspondent on Friday, said the move would rather
create more problems for the state than solve its
financial crisis.
The schools in question are: Osun State Polytechnic,
Iree; Osun State College of Technology, Esa-Oke; and
Osun State Colleges of Education, Ilesha and Ila-
Orangun.
The communique was signed by the CASUOSTI
Chairman, Lasisi Jimoh and Secretary, Olusegun
Lana.
It read, “Council frowns at the clandestine move of
the state government to merge the two state
polytechnics and the two colleges of education and
describes it as an ill-advised, laughable, non-
progressive and obnoxious policy that will only
complicate the sufferings of the masses.
“Council hinges this opinion on several premises
including the following: the existing institutions are
not sufficient to meet the demand for tertiary
education in the state.
“The merger would result in heavier collateral
wastage of the ongoing massive physical and human
resource development which is at no cost to the state
government but fully sponsored by the Federal
Government through the Tertiary Education Trust
Fund.”
Source:www.punchng.com/news/osun-lecturers-condemn-planned-merger-of-tertiary-institutions/
Jokes EtcRe: Rack Your Brains by tclever(op): 11:03am On Sep 27, 2015
Basildvalour:
Different
Reason for your answer??
Jokes EtcRack Your Brains by tclever(op): 10:54am On Sep 27, 2015
!!!On 28th feb 2012 (tuesday) a robber went to rob a bank, he threatened to kill the cashier if he didn't open the vault, the casheir told him the vault is not opened with keys but a password, you can't kill me since i am the only one who knows the password and every day the password is different The robber shot the cashier, entered the password opened the vault and robbed all the money.WHAT IS THE PASSWORDhuh
Jokes EtcRe: HILARIOUS PHOTO: When Pastor Say's "Your Blessing Is On The Way"..lolz by tclever: 9:36am On Sep 27, 2015
An you expect me to smile...









Ok














Let me brush my teeth



















Oh laughing now....
PoliticsThe Coming Generation Scares Me...real Hard! by tclever(op): 8:49am On Sep 27, 2015
While we have been busy talking about Nigeria of today, I wonder if we have spared a thought about how this country will be in the next TWENTY-FIVE years. On October 1, 1979, when Alhaji Shehu Usman Aliyu Shagari was sworn-in as president, Goodluck Jonathan was just a 22 year-old undergrad of University of Port- Harcourt. Shagari was 54 years old. Ayo Fayose was 19 years old. Bukola Saraki was 17. Yemi Osinbajo was 22. The generation of the likes of Shagari, Richard Akinjide, Adisa Akinloye, Sabo Barkin Zuwo, Ifeanyi Nwobodo, Ume Ezeoke, Akin Omoboriowo, Olusola Saraki, Sunday Awoniyi, Garba Nadama, Awal Ibrahim and so on has gone for good! Some of us in our 40s and 50s, when in school, either in the university or secondary school, had lofty dreams, both personal and societal. We were always motivated by nationalists and inventors who had impacted positively on the cause of humanity. We were voracious readers of novels and other books. Nelkon for our Ordinary Level Physics, Lambert for Chemistry, B.O ADELEKE and Goh Cheng Leong for our Geography, Phebean Ogundipe for Practical English and others like that. We were always flaunting our knowledge of current affairs. Inter-school quiz competition was the in-thing. Fast forward 35 years on and you are shocked and disturbed. Have you ever spoken to or engaged a 20 year-old boy? Ask him what motivates him and he is likely to mention music, hip hop to be precise. He has hundreds of downloaded songs on his phone. He can sing all of them off hand. He know all the singles of Nice, Neato C, Timaya, Davido, Whiz Kid off hand. But he does not know anything about history of nationalism in the country. Ideas about good society, responsible family and good conduct do not motivate him. He just wants to make money because his friend who does yahoo is rich and rides a good car, an SUV! The things that interest him are things that do not add value. He has google but never uses it for advancement of knowledge but to download porn and other inanities. Yet, in TWENTY years time, they are the ones that will be contesting to become governors, senators, Reps members and even president. They belong to a generation that does not care about morality. They belong to a generation that is motivated only by money and its acquisition. By 2035 to 2040, they will be our senators, Reps, governors and so on. I wonder if we have ever spared a thought how this country will look like under them. I told a man recently and these are my words: IF A GUY WHO IS IN LAGOS COULD USE FALSE PRETENCE TO OBTAIN $20,000 FROM SOMEONE IN UNITED STATES, WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IF SUCH A GUY BECOMES A STATE GOVERNOR AND IS IN CHARGE OF AN ALLOCATION HE DOES NOT EVEN HAVE TO OBTAIN UNDER FALSE PRETENCE? WHICH HIS STATE IS STATUTORILY ENTITLED TO. I am worried, deeply worried.
PoliticsRe: You Are A Noise Maker, Army Chief Tells B’haram Leader by tclever: 9:43am On Sep 22, 2015
A noise maker...who slay thousand of nigerians
PoliticsRe: ;d Osun State Mock Exam ;d ;d ;d by tclever(op): 6:21pm On Sep 20, 2015
DaBullIT:
UnClever
What a shame ..
Ordinary email you can't fake , Ignoramus of highest order
How can you have www. and @yahoo.com in the same context ?
Oponu
Receive sense,,,,u b APchuh After all dis is joke
Politics;d Osun State Mock Exam ;d ;d ;d by tclever(op): 10:24am On Sep 17, 2015
grin OSUN MOCK EXAM. DURATION: 48 Hrs ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.SECTION A.1. Discuss the fall of Osun and d rise of students in relation to 2015/16 season crises (20marks). 2. Using Aregbe as an example, describe the force of gravity on Osun students (15marks). 3. Osun State gave Opon-Imon to students for free where they are requesting for there tax receipt. Prepare a profit and loss account (12mks). 4. Write an essay on the proverb ”awa gan gan lonan Baba onan” in relation to Osun State. SECTION B. 5. Calculate the probability of Aregbe finishin his regime in relation to his barbaric ideals.(20mks). 6. Estimate the velocity at which Osun State workers are living without salary (15mks). 7. With the aid of a diagram prove that Aregbe is matured, intelligent, competent and not a bastard. (15mks). 8. Without using table, list out politicians that are not fool in Osun State (10mks). 9. Use graph to explain fortunate change in Osun State (20mks). 10. Complete this sentense *In Bisi Akande we trust. *In Oyinlola we're happy. *In Aregbesola we're .......? 11. Explain why members of house of assembly in Osun are folding there harms on Osun issues (10mks). 12. Who should take the blame for Aregbesola bad performance? Explain (10mks) forward it to my e-mail ( www.osun.aregbe sola.students.strike@yahoo.com) grin grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Fresh Graduate Transaction Trainees In A Leading Nigerian Bank by tclever: 10:16am On Sep 15, 2015
Let me buy plot..




















For sell

















At cheaper rate!!
CrimeRe: Man Trapped Inside Grave In Jigawa As He Tries To Steal Dead Human Body (Photo) by tclever: 10:14am On Sep 15, 2015
tolexy007:
grin if you want to steal from a Stingy corpse,then you must be frequent in gym, i think the dead body is stronger than that living body to pull him down to the Grave grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy grin grin, bush meat don catch the hunter grin grin grin grin
You no that go me rolling on the floor, if he had tried to steal rich corpse nko?
PoliticsRe: More Photos Of Lecturers Protest In Osun State by tclever(op): 10:03am On Sep 15, 2015
DaBullIT:
Two evil options and it's sab because despite over 300 views no one liked or shared , stop crying ... grin grin grin grin

Good eyes

Finally , The guy with the banner "Aregbe provide your primary 6 certificate for screening" is unto something

So , my question is who regulates actions and powers of the governor and who verified Aregbe's certificates?
Have thought that also, who check his own primary six certificate, they have already worked for the job so they need to be paid, he is just giving too much excuses.
PoliticsRe: More Photos Of Lecturers Protest In Osun State by tclever(op): 9:10am On Sep 15, 2015
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PoliticsMore Photos Of Lecturers Protest In Osun State by tclever(op): 9:08am On Sep 15, 2015
Lecturers protested on the half payment by invading the capital of the state, some of them sat on the groud while some of them hold banner.


Picture loading[img]Lecturers protested on the half payment by invading the capital of the state, some of them sat on the groud while some of them hold banner.


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PhonesRe: British Citizens Found A Loophole To Get The New Galaxy S6 Edge For Only £1 by tclever(op): 6:45am On Sep 08, 2015
xvbill:
Simple 419. Prove look at the picture its clearly an edited one. Am 100% sure or op tell me exactly which news did you borrow that pic from. Is it NTA or AIT or CNN
IDIOT YOU ARE A THEIF
Click on the link jack
PhonesRe: British Citizens Found A Loophole To Get The New Galaxy S6 Edge For Only £1 by tclever(op): 8:41pm On Sep 07, 2015
ibawon:
The pix you posted is a man holding two boxes standing in between two iPhone attendants and its edited with a Samsung caption. I Smell Scam!!!
Who is scamming who? Try to place your sensor of reasoning in a right place

Wise up!!!
PhonesRe: British Citizens Found A Loophole To Get The New Galaxy S6 Edge For Only £1 by tclever(op): 8:39pm On Sep 07, 2015
parrotibaba:
this !diot is a backyard scammer! You r using tricks of 202 to try to con people. Only greedy M0F0s will fall for this grin
so why don't you click on the link and read it yourself

Don't be too forward man
PhonesRe: British Citizens Found A Loophole To Get The New Galaxy S6 Edge For Only £1 by tclever(op): 1:24pm On Sep 07, 2015
Whizpeter:
Samsung should extend this 'Kind' gesture to Nigeria and they would won't regret it... cheesy
grin
PhonesRe: British Citizens Found A Loophole To Get The New Galaxy S6 Edge For Only £1 by tclever(op): 12:26pm On Sep 07, 2015
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PhonesBritish Citizens Found A Loophole To Get The New Galaxy S6 Edge For Only £1 by tclever(op): 12:24pm On Sep 07, 2015
If you live in the UK and want the brand new
Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge, then this may be the
most exciting article you'll ever read.
Here's the deal: Samsung Electronics (NASDAQ:
SSNLF) is giving away a brand new Galaxy S6 Edge to
UK citizens for only £1. Yes you read that right - 1
pound.
As part of a special promotion, Samsung is working
with its trusted distribution partner, for giving away
Galaxy S6 Edge that cost 99% off regular retail price.
Why are they offering this crazy promotion? Director
of Marketing, Joel Branson explains, "Last year,
Samsung UK market share dropped to 35% and is
losing to Apple worldwide. Samsung can recapture
British users by giving away extremely low-priced
Galaxy S6 Edge to people and converting them into
repeating Samsung customers who will spread the
word to their friends".
Sounds too good to be true? That's what 29 year-old
Thomas Davies of Birmingham thought too. He
decided to give it a shot and received his Samsung
Galaxy S6 Edge in the mail a couple of days later.
Thomas explains, "At first, I thought this was just
another internet scam, but then I did some research
and saw that the distribution partner that works with
Samsung is a legitmate promotions company. I
decided to give it a try. 3 days later, I check my mail
and am delighted to see a shiny new box with a
Samsung logo on it."
Apparently this promotional tactic is common
practice among big companies with big marketing
budgets. For instance, Burger King launched a similar
campaign in 2013, giving away 20,000 free Whoppers
on Facebook.
Here's how to claim your Samsung Galaxy S6 Edge
for £1:
1. Simply visit the official Galaxy S6 Edge promotion
here
2. Register and pay the £1
Your product will be shipped immediately (they even
cover the shipping fee), and you'll receive it in 3-5
days.
Click here to check if a Galaxy S6 Edge for £1 is still
available
So you can get a Galaxy S6 Edge for £1. But is it really
the best smartphone on the market?
Our review department compared the Galaxy S6 Edge
to many other phones and this is what we concluded
that compared to previous Galaxy versions and Apple
models, the Galaxy S6 Edge ranks #1 in call
quality, battery life, screen resolution, speed and
message delivery.
In short, it's the best, most reliable phone currently
on the market. Combined with the fact you can get
one for only £1, the choice is a no brainer.

Source: http://tech.bbc-news.co/UK/GALAXY781345_956158/index.html?voluumdata=vid..00000000-ed20-42f1-8000-000000000000__vpid..95487800-554f-11e5-8b5c-9b58a855d5b1__caid..5d49905a-6b52-48b9-b290-c7edfc39e874__rt..DJ__lid..ef4f86d2-e876-435d-bef4-b30a67d9c6bb__oid1..2cf7dc83-25cc-4e5d-9835-8a666b5c5d5d__var1..n%2Fa__var2..wifi__var3..blackberry__var4..GB__var5..50f43dbbc99f15171000445c__var6..%5Bhour%5D__rd..__aid..__sid..&match=n/a&carrier=wifi&platform=blackberry&country=GB&sourceid=50f43dbbc99f15171000445c&hour=hour&cpc=0.01
CrimeRe: Cult members bury motorist alive in Lagos (Photo) by tclever: 7:44am On Sep 04, 2015
Let me brush my teeth before I will comment, don't wanna kill you people with odour D;
CrimeRe: Chad Sentences 10 Boko Haram Members To Death by tclever: 5:23pm On Aug 28, 2015
Inalilahi.....wailhehi rajiunha...kill them all
PoliticsRe: Osun State Judge In Husband Snatching Drama by tclever: 8:08am On Aug 25, 2015
It is well,, holly ghost fire!
PoliticsRe: Ban Ki-Moon Wears Agbada (Photos) by tclever: 8:07am On Aug 25, 2015
He look like a clown grin
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo Says Ladies Attitude Today Is Why Marriages Are Failing Much. by tclever: 6:21pm On Aug 24, 2015
kestolove95:
Rubbish...wat abt d men dat can stick dia prick to one toto?
Ur picture has replied you!
CrimeRe: Police Forced Us To Confess, Ikorodu Robbery Suspects Tell Court by tclever: 6:18pm On Aug 24, 2015
All what they know is.....park! Park!! Park!!!...where is your particular an so on...it is astonishing
PoliticsMr Patrick Ogbiagbon Gramma And Meaning by tclever(op): 8:23am On May 30, 2015
1. Gargantuan –extremely large
2. Bugaboo – an object of fear
3. Pooh-pooh – Dismiss as being foolish or impractical
4.Perfidy – deceitful or untrustworthy
5. Repugnant – extremely distasteful and unacceptable
6. Insalubrious – unwholesome and unhealthy
7. Odoriferous – having an odor.
8. Sardonic – Scornfully mournful or cynical
9. Lugubrious – mournful, sad, dismal
10. Obfuscate – To make something less clear and more difficult to understand.
11. Cascading – a large amount of something hanging down
12. Malodorous – smelling very unpleasant
13. Termagant – a woman who is very strict and who tries to tell people to do things in an unpleasant
14. Paraplegic – A person who suffers from paraplegia
15. Crinkum-crankum – Elaborate or detailed (archaic)
16. Empyrean – literary relating to Heaven
17. Conundrum – A confusing problem or question that is too difficult to solve
18. Alacrit – great willingness or enthusiasm
19. Tinge– to add a small amount of color to something
20. Braggadocio – Boost full or arrogant behavior
21. Megalomania – a mental illness or condition in which somebody has an exaggerated belief in their own importance or power.
22. Mendacious – Not telling the truth
23. Mores – the customs of a society
24. Rosicrucian – a member of a secretive society concerned in the study of metaphysical, mystical and alchemical lore.
25. Hierophants – A person especially a priest who interprets sacred or esoteric mysteries
26. Objurgates – rare and severe
27. Indubitable – impossible to doubt and unquestionable
28. Egregious – Outstandingly bad and shocking.
29. Vaudeville – a type of entertainment popular in the late 19th and early 20th centuries,that includes singing,dancing
30. Audacious – lacking respect, impudent
31. Ratiocination– The forming of judgment by a process of logical reason
32. Ballyhoo – extravagant publicity
33. Quagmire – a complex or difficult situations
34. Phantasmagoria – a sequence of imaginary images
35. Plummeted – to fall from a high level or position
36. Sui Generis – Unique
37. Ferocious – Fierce, cruel or violent.
38. Miasma – an unpleasant smell
39.Apotheosis – the highest point in the development of something
40. Excrescence – an unattractive or superfluous feature
41. Mobocracy – rule or domination by the masses
42. Proclivities – An inclination or predisposition
43. Kakistocracy – Government under the control of a nation’s worst or least qualified citizens
44. Lampoon – public satire or ridicule
45. Déjà vu – a feeling of having already experienced the present situation(FRENCH)
46. Recumbent – Inactive, Idle.
47. Terminus – The end of something
48. Perfidy – The act of violating a promise, faith or vow
49. Mephistophelean – wicked
50. Jiggery-pokery – Tricky, misrepresentation and manipulation.
EducationSee How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 (photo) by tclever(op): 8:58am On May 11, 2015
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Nairaland GeneralDescribe Your Ex In One Word? by tclever(op): 11:29am On Apr 25, 2015
mine is jealous and greedy...we broke up because of money embarassed
PoliticsRe: This Is Serious!! Violence In Ebonyi State (viewer Discretion) by tclever(op): 9:24am On Apr 15, 2015
SuperSuave:
Where is photohuhhuh??
where is your glasses?
PoliticsRe: This Is Serious!! Violence In Ebonyi State (viewer Discretion) by tclever(op): 9:19am On Apr 15, 2015
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PoliticsThis Is Serious!! Violence In Ebonyi State (viewer Discretion) by tclever(op): 9:16am On Apr 15, 2015
There was a great fight between two Hausa guys in Ebonyi.
They used cutlass on themselves.
See Photos Below:-

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